🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Mr. Manchester said:
That's the best explanation as to why he's being so stupid with this whole situation. Even now he could turn himself in, do his time and potentially turn some shit around. He still has fans and gets views so potentially he could get out of jail on good behavior, go record a video and go back to talking about Trump and magic beans or whatever. Instead he's cowering in the hole he keeps digging for himself and has convinced himself that he's above the law because laws shouldn't matter or whatever the fuck.

Bad news Tarl, there's this thing called reality and you're living in it. In reality the law absolutely does apply to you and the system designed to rape you wants to rape you harder every time you fuck around. You think that judge isn't just putting down a little checkmark every time you miss court or believes your lame excuses? They're just getting a larger hammer for next time you fucking idiot.
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Another reason is because he is an idiot and think he can get away with it. The criminal element are not smart human beings. If they were, they wouldn't be criminals.

Look at that nigger who decided to attack a judge two years ago when he was probably going to get a relatively light sentence for whatever he was originally in there for.
 
Stinkum said:
So the point you're trying to make shitting up this thread for 10 pages is totally inane and pointless.
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
This is the best worst thread. I pray it goes on forever.
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This might be one of the largest shit shows I've ever seen. Sure there have been others but there's something particularly screwy about Styx's shit.

Closest situation to this is Nick Rekieta, who is a much worse person imo but at the end of the day showed up to court and knew his family had enough money and influence so he could fuck around. He also only had two ex's and only one of them showed up in his thread (the gay one that ate his goo). Imholte also fucked off and washed his hands of the situation.

Is Tarl's circumstances as vile as Rekieta's? No, not by a long shot. They are far more retarded though.
 
To think he could’ve made bank (at least slightly more than usual) live-streaming about the Iran Conflict, but instead he’s probably day drinking more and coping about jail.
Kino Casino Style: WHAT A LOOSER!
 
Soapmore said:
What is so hard for YOU to understand? Tarl's entire life arc has been avoiding responsibility. The guy makes "I don't want to grow up" a fucking mantra, point in fact. He's in denial that his actions have outcomes, and he's trying to stomp his feet to avoid it. He faked a seizure and technical glitches to avoid legal proceedings, and that was just in the last week. If he, as you posit, was avoiding embarrassment, he wouldn't be streaming with a hilarious toothless lisp and declaring he got it by being beat up by a girl
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I concur.
Despite him being somewhat autistic and narcissistic.....
Then Its properly also true that he thought he could fake it all the way - Despite being an online personality for 15+ years?
The empire started to crumble and it must suck big time?
I can only imagine.

But, that doesn't mean I didn't have a point about him avoiding court due to his ego. Now does it?

The problem is, that`s all I said. And the ad hominem`s started against me with this herd mentality some users display.
So give me a break okay. Try understand how it all started. and why I responded like I did.

I got several personal reasons to dislike Tarl. But the crazy fuck can still bring a smile on my face from time to time with his demented behavior.

I don't disagree that he is guilty of having a fake facade for many many years.
He is properly very selfish in many aspects. But he is a human after-all.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Look at that nigger who decided to attack a judge two years ago when he was probably going to get a relatively light sentence for whatever he was originally in there for.
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If you think about it… warlocks and niggers, is there really any difference?

Both are burdens to society and do nothing.

Both charm retarded women into relationships which always end in misery.

Both constantly refuse to think two seconds into the future and just strive to obtain pseudo-power with dumb antics.

Both have ridiculous fashion sense mocked by society.

Both constantly have suffer from a mix of victim complex, egotistical tendencies and violent power fantasy.

Both refuse to abide by the criminal justice system.

I guess what I am saying is total warlock death. TWD, no mercy, no faggy black capes. Burn all warlocks.
 
The good news for Mr Wizard is that like every court system in the U.S this one is burdened with an extremely long list of more violent career felons who didn't show up.

If he can lay low for a few weeks no one will even be looking for him.
 
Jace on ice said:
The good news for Mr Wizard is that like every court system in the U.S this one is burdened with an extremely long list of more violent career felons who didn't show up.

If he can lay low for a few weeks no one will even be looking for him.
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Yeah but that's not going to last forever. It's only delaying the inevitable at this point.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
This could've been avoided if he just told Stolas to fuck off and embraced Christ.
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That would have required a modicum of humility, which Tarl here refuses to obtain.

So he sells his eternal soul for what? Minor celebrity? Failed relationships with mentally unwell women?
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Yeah, it's beautiful in a way.

A man is walking through a field and falls into a deep, dark well. He lands at the bottom, bruised but alive. He looks up and sees a circle of light far above.

People pass by and hear his cries. They lean over the edge and shout, "Friend, we have a rope! Reach out and grab it!" They drop a sturdy rope down to him. The man looks at the rope, then looks at the dirt at his feet. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a small hand trowel, and begins to dig.

"No!" the people shout. "Don't dig! You're making it deeper! Just grab the rope!"

The man ignores them. He digs faster. He thinks to himself, 'These people don't understand the dirt like I do. If I dig deep enough, I’ll find the secret way out that they are too blind to see.'

More people arrive. They bring a ladder. They bring a winch. They bring professional rescuers. They plead with him to stop digging, explaining that the deeper he goes, the less likely the rope will reach him.

The man looks up, wipes the sweat from his brow, and screams, "You're all just jealous of my hole!" and he continues to dig until the light from the surface is nothing but a tiny, mocking needle-point of white in a sea of absolute black.
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Something Awful has a version of this parable.
OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Goons1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Goons6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Goon9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Goon10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Goons11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**Goons1-20 piss in the well**
Goon21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
Goon22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well, you neckbearded, WOW-addicted shut-ins."
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Maybe he'll disappear to the Canadian border, tell Mark Carney that he's a trans refugee, they'll let him in. He'll get a sex change surgery by a filthy pajeet and finally become Tarla. or maybe JF can kidnap him, and he can give Tarl a lobotomy and he can be JF's new lab testing rat for "brain research" *insert French man noises*
 
somevan712 said:
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I'm glad it wasn't improper fucking at least.


That's a pretty gross self-own.


Most men wouldn't want their private lives displayed for the world to see, which is why most don't put themselves in situations where the public can hear about them. Tarl is not like most men. He wanted attention, and now he has it. He made himself a public figure, and now the public is interested in learning more about his life. If that's the reason he didn't show up, then it's a pretty dumb reason, as his evading court doesn't stop his private life from being public. If anything, his private life will be even more public after he is caught lmao
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You re right.
I just got a bit homophobic when someone called me a faggot out of nowhere. Apologize.
But what I said is properly still true. Who knows.

I tend agree with the latter part of your post. Spot on.

Its amazing how some of these people cant stand any oppositional views without going loco.
You know that they say? Openness to experience, has the highest correlation to IQ.
Some of these people are the opposite. Its all black and white thinking.
Us against Styx narrative, and no one can say anything that conflict with those views.
Its frankly fucking primitive to me.

I can talk shit about Styx, and still give credit where credit is due.

Stinkum said:
So the point you're trying to make shitting up this thread for 10 pages is totally inane and pointless.
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Yes. Because I got 20 people keep asking me the same fucking thing. Wake up.
 
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