BuckToothBonanza666
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Styx is a renegade now.
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there must be a reason for him not to show up
So the point you're trying to make shitting up this thread for 10 pages is totally inane and pointless.most men wouldn't like to be put on blast in a public hearing about private shit.
Ooooooh no no no no! Let's see how Tarl wiggles out of this one. Will lowcow luck prevail or will he be going to the SLAMMMMMMMEEEERRRRRRRTarl has a $2500 warrant for his arrest
Another reason is because he is an idiot and think he can get away with it. The criminal element are not smart human beings. If they were, they wouldn't be criminals.That's the best explanation as to why he's being so stupid with this whole situation. Even now he could turn himself in, do his time and potentially turn some shit around. He still has fans and gets views so potentially he could get out of jail on good behavior, go record a video and go back to talking about Trump and magic beans or whatever. Instead he's cowering in the hole he keeps digging for himself and has convinced himself that he's above the law because laws shouldn't matter or whatever the fuck.
Bad news Tarl, there's this thing called reality and you're living in it. In reality the law absolutely does apply to you and the system designed to rape you wants to rape you harder every time you fuck around. You think that judge isn't just putting down a little checkmark every time you miss court or believes your lame excuses? They're just getting a larger hammer for next time you fucking idiot.
This might be one of the largest shit shows I've ever seen. Sure there have been others but there's something particularly screwy about Styx's shit.This is the best worst thread. I pray it goes on forever.
He's gonna need like 10 ultra leak protection Tampax for this spellOoooooh no no no no! Let's see how Tarl wiggles out of this one. Will lowcow luck prevail or will he be going to the SLAMMMMMMMEEEERRRRRRR
I concur.What is so hard for YOU to understand? Tarl's entire life arc has been avoiding responsibility. The guy makes "I don't want to grow up" a fucking mantra, point in fact. He's in denial that his actions have outcomes, and he's trying to stomp his feet to avoid it. He faked a seizure and technical glitches to avoid legal proceedings, and that was just in the last week. If he, as you posit, was avoiding embarrassment, he wouldn't be streaming with a hilarious toothless lisp and declaring he got it by being beat up by a girl
If you think about it… warlocks and niggers, is there really any difference?Look at that nigger who decided to attack a judge two years ago when he was probably going to get a relatively light sentence for whatever he was originally in there for.
Too bad I don't have a mop. I'd clean house.This thread is a toilet and everybody has diarrhea.
Dude, he's literally been in a potato bed for over a week.If he can lay low for a few weeks no one will even be looking for him.
Yeah but that's not going to last forever. It's only delaying the inevitable at this point.The good news for Mr Wizard is that like every court system in the U.S this one is burdened with an extremely long list of more violent career felons who didn't show up.
If he can lay low for a few weeks no one will even be looking for him.
There in lies the problem. I don't think he will. I can think of at least one person who will call the police if she figures out where he is at any given time and she's not the only one.If he can lay low for a few weeks
That would have required a modicum of humility, which Tarl here refuses to obtain.This could've been avoided if he just told Stolas to fuck off and embraced Christ.
Something Awful has a version of this parable.Yeah, it's beautiful in a way.
A man is walking through a field and falls into a deep, dark well. He lands at the bottom, bruised but alive. He looks up and sees a circle of light far above.
People pass by and hear his cries. They lean over the edge and shout, "Friend, we have a rope! Reach out and grab it!" They drop a sturdy rope down to him. The man looks at the rope, then looks at the dirt at his feet. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a small hand trowel, and begins to dig.
"No!" the people shout. "Don't dig! You're making it deeper! Just grab the rope!"
The man ignores them. He digs faster. He thinks to himself, 'These people don't understand the dirt like I do. If I dig deep enough, I’ll find the secret way out that they are too blind to see.'
More people arrive. They bring a ladder. They bring a winch. They bring professional rescuers. They plead with him to stop digging, explaining that the deeper he goes, the less likely the rope will reach him.
The man looks up, wipes the sweat from his brow, and screams, "You're all just jealous of my hole!" and he continues to dig until the light from the surface is nothing but a tiny, mocking needle-point of white in a sea of absolute black.
OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Goons1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Goons6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Goon9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Goon10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Goons11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**Goons1-20 piss in the well**
Goon21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
Goon22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well, you neckbearded, WOW-addicted shut-ins."
You re right.View attachment 8644629
I'm glad it wasn't improper fucking at least.
That's a pretty gross self-own.
Most men wouldn't want their private lives displayed for the world to see, which is why most don't put themselves in situations where the public can hear about them. Tarl is not like most men. He wanted attention, and now he has it. He made himself a public figure, and now the public is interested in learning more about his life. If that's the reason he didn't show up, then it's a pretty dumb reason, as his evading court doesn't stop his private life from being public. If anything, his private life will be even more public after he is caught lmao
Yes. Because I got 20 people keep asking me the same fucking thing. Wake up.So the point you're trying to make shitting up this thread for 10 pages is totally inane and pointless.