🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Decapitated Nigger Baby said:
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He went to the Netherlands and married a nice Dutch girl, had a kid, then her dad put him in a headlock for being a dumb shit. He then proceeded to flee and call her dad (a pharmaceutical manager of some kind) a drug dealer. He shacked up with his old squeeze, who pressed charges on him in Louisiana, he was found guilty and had to give up his guns. Before all that though he had a negligent discharge around said squeeze. He had been paying her rent since his return caused said squeeze and her husband to divorce. Said squeeze kept the ND in her back pocket and in like November he missed paying her rent, so she called it in (she had called something else in like a month prior too). Today he decided not to go to court on the most recent charges said squeeze had brought against him... And I guess he got beat up by a girl beginning of last month.. there's also a couple niggers. I think that's about as quick as I can make it, leaving a lot of nuance out.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He went to the Netherlands and married a nice Dutch girl, had a kid, then her dad put him in a headlock for being a dumb shit. He then proceeded to flee and call her dad (a pharmaceutical manager of some kind) a drug dealer. He shacked up with his old squeeze, who pressed charges on him in Louisiana, he was found guilty and had to give up his guns. Before all that though he had a negligent discharge around said squeeze. He had been paying her rent since his return caused said squeeze and her husband to divorce. Said squeeze kept the ND in her back pocket and in like November he missed paying her rent, so she called it in (she had called something else in like a month prior too). Today he decided not to go to court on the most recent charges said squeeze had brought against him... And I guess he got beat up by a girl beginning of last month.. there's also a couple niggers. I think that's about as quick as I can make it, leaving a lot of nuance out.
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Don't forget he fell asleep drunk af on the quarter planet Livestream and got kicked out permanently after jer paid 7k for his bail hahaha
 
Surely Tarl can't be hard to find wherever he is. Just look out for the stinky drunken pirate in leather making potions out of used tampons, there's only ever going to be 1 in a crowd.
 
Oh please let there be a bounty hunter introduced to this shit. Say... Nikki... I bet $2500 could go a long way huh? It's not like you haven't taken down Tarl before...
 
Get em!
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Imagine if he goes into Last Stand against the cops, proclaims hes satan and tried to jump a cop with his machete in hand :story:
 
Your demon won't save you, foul Styx, you shall be found and brought to justice you degenerate heathen. Then you shall suffer the massive knob of justice..... In both ways....

Fell deeds awake, but must be done to wrangle this most fallen of 'tards.
 
Sushi time!


One concerning thing is that it seems that Tarl may not even be reviewing case files turned over to him as discovery at all. Keep in mind that he is pro se and has to do all his own legwork, and he is giving this entire felony case a wide berth.
 
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Tarl better not be hiding in a Pokemon card tin. Sources tell me Jer is personally looking for Tarl so he can recoup some of the $7000 he spent on Tarl's bail last time.
 
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