🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Le Bunque said:
The judge presiding over Thyx's hearing today is Judge Alexander Burke, who served as a Vermont state prosecutor for thirteen years before being appointed Superior Court Judge by Phil Scott in 2023. Judge Burke was 38 when he was appointed.

So I offer the photos of the two men who will meet in two hours time. Both were 38 when the photos were taken.

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Yeah, but the judge fucken grew up and became old and boring. I bet he never had an imaginary friend named Percival, doesn't own a pirate costume, and will end up using a goddamn walker some day!
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Yeah, but the judge fucken grew up and became old and boring. I bet he never had an imaginary friend named Percival, doesn't own a pirate costume, and will end up using a goddamn walker some day!
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Shhtyx: Your honor, I cannot get my computer to work again.
Judge: What is your profession again?
Shhtyx: I use my computer camera for 15 years every day to broadcast myself online.
Judge: FK off
 
General Insomnia said:
Tarl has a $2500 warrant for his arrest
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Thank you for your service o7.

Any other deets? Did he just no show? Was it an in person and he just decided F it and didn't show? Did he try pulling the technical difficulties trick again? A seizure?

Take your time to compose your summary, but I've been waiting for this since Friday.
 
ShiverStar said:
Thank you!

But does this mean that he can just put up the $2,500 and be free until the next court date?
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So I don't know about Vermont specifically, but that's generally bail set on the warrant. He has to be taken into custody, booked, and given a new court date. Otherwise the warrant is outstanding and if he gets run he will have to wait until VT decides whether extradition is what they want to do. His parents might also get pulled over just to see if he's with them, and the police chief might go out to his house again. Hell Nikki might get stopped because they are known associates. He stepped in the whole pile.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
Thank you for your service o7.

Any other deets? Did he just no show? Was it an in person and he just decided F it and didn't show? Did he try pulling the technical difficulties trick again? A seizure?

Take your time to compose your summary, but I've been waiting for this since Friday.
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No show, no excuse. When Tarl's docket came up the judge asked if the public defender could step in for Tarl but the PD explained that Tarl was pro se (he couldn't step in for him) and there was no excusal made. The judge asked for the bailiff to find him in court but he was absent so the judge asked for a recommendation and they opted for an arrest warrant. The judge then issued him a $2500 arrest warrant.
 
Remember that blonde philosopher gal he pulled back in 2017-8? All I remember about her was that she seemed lovely. I think he fumbled his one chance guys. That was it.

The moral is: don't fumble.
 
General Insomnia said:
No show, no excuse. When Tarl's docket came up the judge asked if the public defender could step in for Tarl but the PD explained that Tarl was pro se (he couldn't step in for him) and there was no excusal made. The judge asked for the bailiff to find him in court but he was absent so the judge asked for a recommendation and they opted for an arrest warrant. The judge then issued him a $2500 arrest warrant.
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What. A. Coward.

Bet he's not even in rehab, or whatever Biltong is claiming. He's just got his head in the sand.
 
This thread desperately neets a remake with full story and receipts, I'm not nearly autistic enough to dig through 1400 pages of shit to do it. For context I remembered this guy from back in 2016-2017 when he was commenting US politics and accurately predicted election outcome down to like one state, Like that was genuinely impressive. I finished watching him when he married that philosopher chick and I was getting disinterested with politics, but I thought I'd come back to see how many kids they have now and then I saw last couple pages of this thread and I am completely and utterly flabbergasted like
HOW
A qrd?
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Bet he's not even in rehab, or whatever Biltong is claiming. He's just got his head in the sand.
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If he was in rehab, one would think the first thing he would do is mention his court dates. Pussy just made a run for it and is hiding. Of course, being what a spectacle he makes of himself, it's probably a matter of time before he gets picked up, and New York will ship him back for an open warrant.

Decapitated Nigger Baby said:
thought I'd come back to see how many kids they have now and then I saw last couple pages of this thread and I am completely and utterly flabbergasted like
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Dude is a literal demon worshipper who carried his school books in a literal box on wheels like a boomer during highschool. He keeps punching out his own clock.
 
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