🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Godmode]

Is Rutland just a place where dreams and decency go to die?

I heard Mark Frost and David Lynch based Twin Peaks on Rutland. The owls, demonic possession, crazy women...... it's all there.

 

[mickrussom]

Question to the posse here . . I used to listen to Tard's takes, why not, news is jewish, and he summed up thinks from a libertarian lens so it was almost like a ground news in a sense, he didnt seem to care about parties or palace intrigue in Washingtoon, more about facts and freedom.

But after he sobered up a little and started broadcasting from Bensonhurst, he seems like he just doesnt know what he is talking about - the question is, did he ever , really? I think once Tard's spell is broke, you just can do it anymore. Its like looking in a shattered mirror.

Recent videos and their retarded titles and Tards retarded hot takes.

Truth is Usually Unpopular
- Styx is a liar, wht does he know about the truth.

Henotheism Writ Large Demons, Demigods, Pantheons, and Spirituality - this is just LLM generated trash, and there it is, yet again "writ large" for the 500th time.
- Henotheism simply means paganism - supreme god amongst a pantheon. Writ large means clean and obvious. What the fuck is this title?

Spanbergers Burgers! Why Can't the Left Do Food Normally?
- Bold culinary analysis from a man whose diet is booze, runny rice, and overcookign meat and smothering it in ketchup along with gas station nips, gas station jerky and energy drinks and boxed wine

A Breakthrough in the Nancy Guthrie Case? Massive Raid Near Her Home by the FBI and SWAT
- Nothing says 'insider source' like a guy whose only first hand knowledge of federal things is committing felonies across state boundaries and dealing with copyright strikes.

Kathy Griffin Says She is "Uncancelled" HAHAHA!
- Fascinating commentary from someone whose own income had dwindled to nothing. Doesn't matter what label is used on the current state of affairs, both Styx and Griffin cant make money with their grift.

We Do Not Need to "Govern" Ai, it Will Handle Itself
- Strong policy stance from a man who cant handle his own browser tabs, has constant camera and audio issues, is a drunkard who cant even figure out how to output documents in PDF and is a self proclaimed tech boomer.

Trump Knew of Epsteins Crimes - So He Called in the Investigators Himself
- Incredible investigative confidence from someone whose research process is 'read headline' - As a 3 time Trump voter, if you cant see the MIGA, kike shit and betrayal and the bullshit with Epstein, give it a fucking rest. Shit costs more, inflation isnt under control, job market fucking sucks, tariffs end up being a tax, and bringing back manufacturing is a 20 year process and everyone up Trump's ass act like we make everything here now but the manufacturing jobs are still declining, and the cost of housing is still out of control - people under 35 cant even pretend to save enough to get into a house. Probably 40. So a homeless deadbeat abandoned his child loser defends Talmud Trump when arguably his life is materially worse now than before. Probably more due to his being a alcoholic loser than Trump. Anyways, even if you love Trump going full Dan Bongino mode and pretending there isnt fucking shit to deal with is gay. And going into ultrakike mode and letting that fucking israel shithole dictate US foreign policy is over, nobody wants to lay down and die for kikes. I think styx admitted ITT or in a x/twitter reply his stanning for Trump is a larp - and remember where he said it.

Iranians Accidentally Perform an Occult Ritual to Baal
- Geopolitical theology explained by a guy who confuses edgy teen blogs with revelation

The 'White Savior' Thing is Hysterical
- Anthropology courtesy of a man who hasnt saved even his own career or even had one in the first place.

The SAVE America Act Democrats Believe Their Constituents are Too Stupid to Get ID
- Civic reform analysis from someone whose ID still lists his parents address. I agree, ID should be required to vote, even the demonrats constituents want it. Its the deep state/kikes that hate free and fair elections. But hearing this from a guy who doesnt have a car and cant even drive himself to the polls is rich. I guess he is vote by mail.

Trump and Mike Tyson Team Up to Alleviate Obesity
- Fitness commentary from a man who is literally dying of alcoholism and can't even hurt a woman

The Reversal of Bidenomics Cant Come Fast Enough
- Economic forecasting from a portfolio valued at yesterdays superchats. The reality is inflation is continuing and salaries are dropping, this is stagflation. And its not "betraying Trump" to say your kids cant afford a house and steak is double the price a year ago. The reality is there is no plans to have deflation which would mean retails prices would drop.

Ancient Sharking! Wagi Nafur Archaeological Discovery
- Archaeology explained by a guy who had a spice overdose and dropped out of college.

Yes, We Should Redo the Census Before 2028
- Demography policy advice from someone not counted as financially independent

The Oat Milk "Controversy" in Britain
- Dairy geopolitics from a man whose biggest milk crisis is if mother Pam has milk and his favorite cereal.

Six House Republicans Defect, Vote to Block Trumps Canada Tariffs
- Trade policy breakdown from a guy whos never traded up - literally spend over a million and has $2000, a retard girlfriend and a room in his Mom's Rutland hovel, net worth zero. But he has something to say on inter US/Canada tariff policy.

Dear Foreigner Nations and Domestic Baizuo America Does Not Need Forgiveness
- Diplomatic doctrine delivered live from the international hub of his childhood bedroom. Like Styx thinks he can talk on behalf of 350 million people to the rest of the world?

Transgender Jesse Strang Kills 10, Injures 25, in Tumbler Ridge, BC Canada
- Crime and new coverage analysis from someone whose only jurisdiction is the comments section where he bans anyone critical.

Drink More Tea and Coffee
- Health advice from a man whose health strategy is denial

Exercise Doesnt Cause Weight Loss the Washington Post Hilariously Claims
- Fitness science rebutted by a guy whose idea of resistance training is lifting a bottle to his lips

I just cant take Tard seriously, I cant listen anymore. I go into his videos, listen for 10 seconds, thumbs down and leave. I cant do it.

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RUTLAND BASED TWIN PEAKS FEVER DREAM.
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I heard Mark Frost and David Lynch based Twin Peaks on Rutland. The owls, demonic possession, crazy women...... it's all there.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6KKudmB48

Truth is stranger than fiction. David Lynch (if he was alive) could do a Rutland Edition of Twin Peaks.

A decrepit Rutland hovel where the 'gourmet' coffee is chiseled from a freeze dried block, the blinds are always half-drawn, and the pirate king of public policy broadcasts from a bedroom shrine of string lights and empty boxes of wine. Temu Pirate Tard mutters into a crackly USB mic about tariffs and the occult.

A rotating gaggle of muses who look like they wandered in from a juggalos festival and a trailer-trash Ren-fair after party coozed up on weed and boxwine.

Local drunks who appear and disappear like minor Lynchian characters, always holding a mystery beverage and oddly clanking spoons against drinkware.

That one guy who swears he saw an owl demon in the treeline behind Walmart in the halo of buzzing failing transformer

And somewhere, faintly, the sound of someone asking if the internet bills got paid.

In Twin Peaks, the owls are not what they seem. In Rutland, the owls are owl magnets pinning unpaid bills and late notices on the fridge.



Instead of Agent Cooper solving crimes with intuition and coffee, you’ve got Styx solving geopolitics and worldwide affairs of the occult with livestream superchat.

The Black Lodge? That’s just the basement rec room where Pam gets blasted every night watching the television loudly and cackling at TV idiocracy.

Buzzing into electronics on occasion there is this message

'This is the water and this is the well '
'This is retarded, this is hell'

And from the "office" Tard unleashes his message to the world.



It’s a foggy New England fever dream where the pirate hat is real, the net worth is theoretical, and every episode ends the same way:


That's about all, peace out.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Every single one of those images invoked in me a sense of danger, loathing and disgust that language has not yet invented a word that can properly describe the feeling.

 

[Godmode]

Every single one of those images invoked in me a sense of danger, loathing and disgust that language has not yet invented a word that can properly describe the feeling.

I had a Colonel Kurtz moment. The horror.... the horror.

Instead of Agent Cooper solving crimes with intuition and coffee, you’ve got Styx solving geopolitics and worldwide affairs of the occult with livestream superchat.

I picture Tarl more as the evil spirit Bob. Nikki as the log lady. I guess that makes Sam Laura Palmer since Tarl nearly killed her. As for Sara..... well no one because there aren't any blacks in Twin Peaks.

 

[White Christmas]

It is pretty clear, based on his video content since he arrived in the commie sanctuary city to avoid jail time, that he is now using AI to spider the Jewtube algo for trending topics and use keywords in titles to boost his view count. He started actually sitting upright while doing vids this week, too. Brave warrior effort and strong work ethic... This week we have been blessed with fascinating content about food in the news, Hollyweird celebrities, the Unsuper Bowl, and whatever other normie-brain-rot topics ai comes up with.

Also, his streaming partner - the empty bottle of vodka - does appear to be New Amsterdam brand. You can tell by the placement of the blue seal around the neck of the bottle and the length of the bottleneck itself.

 

[TerrysDisciple]

But after he sobered up a little and started broadcasting from Bensonhurst, he seems like he just doesnt know what he is talking about - the question is, did he ever , really? I think once Tard's spell is broke, you just can do it anymore. Its like looking in a shattered mirror.

Tarl never knew what he was talking about. He was very good at speaking and could make it sound like completely unrelated things had something to do with the topic he was discussing. Basically just a sophist is all he ever really was. And since he's such a know-it-all and refuses to stay in his lane, he gives everyone entranced by his bullshit a way to see through his facade. All it takes is for him to give a shit take on a topic you happen to be an expert in, then you're questioning why you take a guy who lives with his parents in his 30's seriously.

He made a few predictions that turned out to be correct, Trump 2016 and COVID being the big ones, but this is not impressive when stacked against his pyramid of bad guesses. The old adage about a clock comes to mind. But of course you'll never hear him mention the non-COVID illnesses that he gave similar warnings about that turned out to be nothingburgers.

One of the things that had me second guessing Tarl back around 2017 was when he said that he was horrible at math (I think Molyneux also made a similar admission). I'm sure Tarl is too dumb to realize that mathematics is based on logic. Really makes you second guess the "logical" arguments Tarl presents. But that's okay, I'm sure Tarl operates under a different set of logic; the logic that has you living with a retard in a pathetic attempt to escape justice in your 38th year.

 

[mickrussom]

As for Sara..... well no one because there aren't any blacks in Twin Peaks.

She could be THE EXPERMIMENT



Or Jade

 

[Peachorino]

The ghosts of his past will haunt him forever...

 

[BuckToothBonanza666]

I get the feeling when he cuts his legs, he cries and sings along to Helena- My Chemical Romance, I'm honestly not surprised he doesnt do the emo/goth jack sparrow black eye makeup or get his ear pierced.

 

[anscochrome]

just cant take Tard seriously, I cant listen anymore. I go into his videos, listen for 10 seconds, thumbs down and leave. I cant do it.

You know, a grumpy old boomer like Victor David Hansen may have takes you don't agree with politically, but at least when he assess a current " crisis", he always does it in context in an attempt to back up his claims. Most of the times his conclusions are correct. Tarl can't put ANYTHING into context to support his admonitions. C'mon Styx, try to compare the machinations of Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody to current children's programming. You can't because you see something like that as " lame ass old tv" when in reality it was the pioneer attempt that led to Captain Kangaroo and Sesame Street. You can't do it, no contextual understanding. But Victor David Hansen could do it. if he had a need to talk about it. Just shut your ignorant pie hole and have a GG Allin and Fugazi fest with your broken set of headphones.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You know, a grumpy old boomer like Victor David Hansen may have takes you don't agree with politically, but at least when he assess a current " crisis", he always does it in context in an attempt to back up his claims. Most of the times his conclusions are correct. Tarl can't put ANYTHING into context to support his admonitions. C'mon Styx, try to compare the machinations of Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody to current children's programming. You can't because you see something like that as " lame ass old tv" when in reality it was the pioneer attempt that led to Captain Kangaroo and Sesame Street. You can't do it, no contextual understanding. But Victor David Hansen could do it. if he had a need to talk about it. Just shut your ignorant pie hole and have a GG Allin and Fugazi fest with your broken set of headphones.

...someone's going for your crown @mickrussom.

 

[mickrussom]

The ghosts of his past will haunt him forever...

The ghosts of his past will haunt him forever...

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🗑️ Trashfire Post in thread 'StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick'

Dec 31, 2025

It makes you come across as an elitist assfucker. And you likely are. Keep it up! You're posting on kiwifarms lol. This is not the interior Harvard forum or something. Suck my dick HAHAHA.

Taking my ball and going home.

This comes off like this, you think you are smart enough for Harvard, but you didnt make it in. You dropped out of college.

Then you get successfully attacked on kiwifarms and draw some strange juxtapostion between kiwifarms and harvard to confuse the argument.

Then you mock the concept of harvard and the validity of the person you are arguing with with a...

• mickrussom

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"You might be able to handwave me or the KF or the Casino, but one day Tarlette will demand real answers. Like Jacob Marley coming for Scrooge - the knock will come one day. The chains will CLANK for you, too, reminding you of the weight of those chains, the sound of the past being dragged across the floor."

Oh yes, the wrongdoings of his past will continue to haunt. Tard will expiate for his transgressions! Could you add the ghost of Jade as well? She thought he had venereal disease.

 

[deleuzeon]

I get the feeling when he cuts his legs, he cries and sings along to Helena- My Chemical Romance, I'm honestly not surprised he doesnt do the emo/goth jack sparrow black eye makeup or get his ear pierced.

Even if he wanted to, he realistically can't do makeup because he only showers once a week.

 

[General Insomnia]

Is Rutland just a place where dreams and decency go to die?

For context, Grand Union is right next to Sheldon Towers. Sheldon Towers is a government-run slum. As it stands, it doesn't have a drug problem; it is a drug problem. Sheldon Towers is where all humanity dies, just sad people eating tax dollars, and suffering voluntarily.

 

[ShiverStar]

Every single one of those images invoked in me a sense of danger, loathing and disgust that language has not yet invented a word that can properly describe the feeling.

Seriously. It was like the fast, dramatic cuts at the end of Requiem for a Dream or the Usual Suspects!

As far as @mickrussom's commentary about the quality of his recent work, yeah these videos are vapid nonsense. They are totally pandering, both in normie right wing content and in the simple way they are written and delivered. He sounds like he's speaking to a kindergarten class, trying to drum up fake enthusiasm.

 

[DominoPetachi]

I haven’t been able to take Tard seriously since HOAXvid - Chingchong AIDS edition. When this simple nigger started prattling on about Chang the Janitor, I was like, this dude is a certifiable midwit. After he ditched Liz and Tarlette and drunk tweeted about his mafia connections, I was like, this dude is out of his mind. And he just kept getting more and more insufferable. I stopped watching him completely after the boob groping bonanza. I only watched him recently out of curiosity and then saw how fucked up and drunk he was and stayed to popcorn watch just to see what blunder he’d make next. It’s been fun, but the lisp has made it impossible to even do that anymore. It’s just too distracting and his takes are just mid as fuck and therefore boring. He is completely out of touch and irrelevant now so it’s hilarious that he’s using AI to find relevant topics. Can’t even do that right. lol Right now I’m watching The Salty Cracker, Matt Morse, and HardNewsNetwork aka The Hard Bastard with some regularity. Always looking for new and interesting infotainers tho.

 

[Radames9]

I find it very interesting that he stopped wearing the hat about the same time he lost the tooth. It's like she smacked the pirate out of him.

He lost it for the same exact reason he left his family. For trying attack a woman with a blade. Notice how when he tried to debunk all the allegations against him on X, he acknowledged the drug dealer that put him in a headlock but ignored all the claims that it was because he chased Liz with a dagger.

Nikki was at least the third woman he's tried to cut or stab. That doesn't even include the uses of a firearm on women. I wonder if this manbaby has ever confronted a man in his entire life. This loser romanticizes the pirate myth but actually behaves the way pirates actually were historically. When they weren't preying on unarmed, defenseless 20-man merchant ships, they'd have their way forcefully with women. Except Styx would never think of fighting a male even unarmed.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I find it very interesting that he stopped wearing the hat about the same time he lost the tooth. It's like she smacked the pirate out of him.

Rutland, the city without niggers, according to the Nikkster is a quiet little town with a relatively low crime rate. Good chance nobody is going to bother you walking around playing pirate. New York is a different story.

Every single one of those images invoked in me a sense of danger, loathing and disgust that language has not yet invented a word that can properly describe the feeling.

It can only be summed up in a Simpsons meme

 

[Gregegg]

 

[Red Dye #5]

I find it very interesting that he stopped wearing the hat about the same time he lost the tooth. It's like she smacked the pirate out of him.

Everyone wants to be a pirate till it’s time to do real pirate shit matey