🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Godmode said:
Hey @Styxhexenhammer666 when the judge throws the book at you and locks you in a New Orleans dungeon, it is critical to establish yourself as the alpha, Just step up to the biggest darkest nigger in your cell block and punch him in the face and walk away. It always works in the movies.
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We really shouldn't laugh at something like this given how likely it is to happen one day.
 
Nunya Business said:
Wait a fucking minute.... I thought Tarl had insomnia? It's "severe alcohol addiction"? WHAT??
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Everyone who is an alcoholic has insomnia.

Dizzyuntildeath said:
One of the scariest things in my early career was having a conversation with a man who was new to his epilepsy diagnosis so couldn't recognize when one was coming, talking to someone as it hits is a bit freaky. It's this mix of speaking in tongues and gibberish and like a broken robot. He woke up with no memory of the event. I decided not to tell him what happened.
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I had a friend, Eliot, who would get seizures. He would get an aura as a warning. And then he would just freeze. Eyes would not respond to anything blank star, frozen muscles and they would fall like those fainting goats if they didnt get in the right position fast. I had to hold they guy from face planting, lasted about 50 seconds, and then he came back from it, and he was recovering, I think the muscles tensing up burns a shitload of calories and hits the lactic acid cycle. Most of the seizures are like that vs grand mal flailing shit.
Someone here said if you fake punch a fake seizure person, they flinch, or if you start shoving shit down their throat, it forces them to give it away. Im sure paramedics, fire medics and ER people get this bullshit all the time.
 
Autistic Joe said:
He's out there looking for Mama JF. He's mentioned her before, probably wants her to be his new Tard Queen. 🥔
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I always hoped some channel like Explore With Us would cover MamaJF and maybe even go out and look for her a bit this summer. Or maybe somebody a little more local to where MamaJF was last seen could do it.

To quote the Simpsons, "Stupid babies need the most love." MamaJF was definitely a stupid baby, grew up into a stupid woman, and needs more love. It's crazy to me that people are still looking for Kenny Veach, but nobody is looking for MamaJF. I hope somebody will find her some day.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Holy fuck guys, this woman is in her forties and is putting weed ahead of everything. Her life goals? To grow weed.
I could see all this wonderfully helpful advice helping someone in their late teens/early twenties but she's middle aged. She's not going to change her vices now without something significant, like a health scare.
How much are you spending on weed right now Nikki?
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Fuck I too am a hopeless pothead. :sigh:
 
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King Metalia said:
We really shouldn't laugh at something like this given how likely it is to happen one day.
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True, but he was warned, like 5,000 times, that he is going to end up a white boy in nigger prison, and that most people in his position would pay a shit ton of money to a lawyer to get out of this situation.
They gave him a reprieve.
He could have just sat home and drank and not violated the DV, but somehow he violated all the terms of the suspended sentence/parole/deferral.

Kiwi Farms was like a mountain of free advice and therapy, and he kept blocking people telling him he was fucking up bad.

What I dont get is how Sam calls the judge cunt, eggs the whole thing on, and then talks of love and her body pillow Tard, and Tard gave her the best orgasms. and then back to punishing Tard. Ive never seen this level of manic, its actually frightening.

I feel like a few of the farmers here were very good "friends" in a way to Tard, if he could have seen the chorus here. Everyone was either sticking the knife in to gain pleasure from milking a cow, but a huge chunk were like Willy Wonka.

NO. STOP. DONT. COME BACK.

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The Oompa Loompa songs we are going to get fodder to write after this stint in nigger fuck you in the ass prison are going to be more sad than funny.
 
Autistic Joe said:
On my last page flip I noticed the paging "shifted" by like 4 or 5 posts, I think Sam deleted a bunch of recent posts under "Nunya Business". If this is the case, can a mod/admin restore those deleted posts and take away Nunya's edit/delete privileges? (It would also be great if someone could check the IP's and confirm that Nunya is a Laylithe sock, since we're pretty sure it is.)
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@Null 's name is invoked and I would ask him to consider stepping in and restore those posts, because if it was her, its material. I hate invoking his @Name for this shit, but socking to evade quarantine and then grave dance on Tard during a trial she orchestrated during a manic episode is pretty fucked - you gotta stand by your shit. Im a firm believer in no edits on life.

Note for null, Sam's sock "Nunya Business" was gravedancing on Tard's and Tard's family fuckups during a trial she orchestrated, and said some shit that could be material outside of this autismicomicon. Undeletion of said poasts requested. The ones with Tard's mom's face and the general images of New Orleans Magistrate court shots could be in contempt of court for those that produced the content. Not sure about the hoster of said content.
 
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King Metalia said:
We really shouldn't laugh at something like this given how likely it is to happen one day.
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Alright everyone today I punched a nigger in the face (sucks teeth) And he violently beat my ass. (he he). Links are in the description below support my pay pal (he he) Anyway lets talk about my new book. Its a self publish novel (wave hand like a fag) about coffee and stolas and dark magic (He he he). Yes I did copy most of the writing from older transcripts but I assure you I added my own little flair (flips hair back). Send me crypto. Anyways I have to cancel my upcoming live stream as it seems Jamal is outside my cell and is clamming that hes gonna rape me pretty sure hes in the deep state. Anyways that's about all peace out.
 
mickrussom said:
@Null 's name is invoked and I would ask him to consider stepping in and restore those posts, because if it was her, its material. I hate invoking his @Name for this shit, but socking to evade quarantine and then grave dance on Tard during a trial she orchestrated during a manic episode is pretty fucked - you gotta stand by your shit. Im a firm believer in no edits on life.

Note for null, Sam's sock "Nunya Business" was gravedancing on Tard's and Tard's family fuckups during a trial she orchestrated, and said some shit that could be material outside of this autismicomicon.
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Plot twist: it's actually Sara roleplaying as Sam.
 
mickrussom said:
@Null 's name is invoked and I would ask him to consider stepping in and restore those posts, because if it was her, its material. I hate invoking his @Name for this shit, but socking to evade quarantine and then grave dance on Tard during a trial she orchestrated during a manic episode is pretty fucked - you gotta stand by your shit. Im a firm believer in no edits on life.

Note for null, Sam's sock "Nunya Business" was gravedancing on Tard's and Tard's family fuckups during a trial she orchestrated, and said some shit that could be material outside of this autismicomicon.
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Nunya did directly commit contempt of court (in my opinion) by making a visual recording of the proceeding. I doubt Null wants people celebrating their violation of the law (allegedly) on his site.
 
General Insomnia said:
Nunya did directly commit contempt of court (in my opinion) by making a visual recording of the proceeding. I doubt Null wants people celebrating their violation of the law (allegedly) on his site.
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No Josh does not need more legal troubles. I don’t like him but I love his site. If he throws in the towel the site dies I don’t want that to happen.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Links are in the description below
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In nasally fagtone, "archived, of course"


General Insomnia said:
Nunya did directly commit contempt of court (in my opinion) by making a visual recording of the proceeding. I doubt Null wants people celebrating their violation of the law (allegedly) on his site.
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Agreed, those two posts can have the images blurred or removed. But it is material. She broke it, she buys it.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
She does, though, because it seems like she's deep into the weedbro lifestyle and wouldn't be comfortable anywhere where she was disconnected with that lifestyle. She'd have to say goodbye to her few remaining friends and learn how to make new friends in order to let it go now. In a tiny place like Rutland, even if you try to dump all your friends, you're still going to see them from time to time, just in the course of daily life, and most of them will still sell you weed.

Especially with her job at the convenience store, she probably interacts with a dozen people a day who she's smoked weed with before, who would sell her weed or just smoke her up out of misguided weedbro friendship.

It's not going to be as easy for her as "Have you ever considered not smoking so much pot?" I mean, she COULD do it, it's not impossible, but she'd have to really want it, and it's clear she doesn't. If she'd like to stay in a failure to thrive holding pattern, she's entitled to do so, and lots of people do. It's not like we're talking about the next Microsoft CEO here or something. It's Nikki. Being gainfully employed and adequately housed and partnered is at the top of her skillset. We really shouldn't expect more than that from her imho. Just understand, if you send her money, some of it's going to support her weedbro lifestyle.

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That's a really good idea. First rational thought you've had in a while. Nothing good would have come to you from pursuing it.
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Fuck man this message goes as much for me as it does her.
 
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