🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Serious question, why do you keep coming here? You know everyone here is just going to troll you right?

Why, to defend M'lady, of course.
She's hiding on her profile tonight, talking about how she has broken heart cardiomyopathy.
SHE COULD DIE, TARL.
@Styxhexenhammer666 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SAM, TARL? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

 

[King Metalia]

Why, to defend M'lady, of course.
She's hiding on her profile tonight, talking about how she has broken heart cardiomyopathy.
SHE COULD DIE, TARL.
@Styxhexenhammer666 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SAM, TARL? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

Is it weird I imagined you typing a fedora while reading this.
Also @Styxhexenhammer666 congratulations on creating your fellow lolcow Sam. Watching her lose her shit is quite funny.

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

I feel like I'm looking into a little rat terrarium with this thumbnail.

 

[There She Glows]

Why, to defend M'lady, of course.
She's hiding on her profile tonight, talking about how she has broken heart cardiomyopathy.
SHE COULD DIE, TARL.
@Styxhexenhammer666 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SAM, TARL? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

Munchie arc incoming? Then she can have a thread in the Beauty Parlor to fill the BPD space in our hearts where ArchivistBecks used to be.

 

[Spergichu]

You are Dylan,

No child, he is not. These are your delusions speaking. Why do you continue to type when you have nothing at all to say, child? This is why your life is already over. Wait for the knock.

 

[Bullet Kin]

Here are some parts of Styx Livestream today. Lots of retardation and woe is me.
Stream title: Tuesday LIVE: Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl

He spends the entire stream in this position while rambling about random things that are sooo believable.

"I already told you, *pauses to breath* I'm dying... *gasp* you can probably tell that *gasp* from the fact that *gasp* I'm gasping in order to actually *gasp* speak with you "

I find it impressive that he maintains this position without getting tired despite all of the heavy clothing he is wearing.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

@Styxhexenhammer666 I have a few important questions for you.​

The Kino Casino played a clip of you saying uncle after "that means your pee pees almost touched. Yeah. No, I was Yeah, I we did things. " but cut it off after "Um not of a physical nature, but yeah, close enough. Um Yeah." in the clip.

The clip that I am talking about comes from Styx’s Birthday CRASHOUT | FELTED by His GF on Kiwi Farms, Blames Kino Casino! at 40:23 (Timestamp 39:59 full context starts) on the Kino Casino Clip channel.

1.) Did you at any point say " that means your pee pees almost touched." in any other livestream then your Wednesday, Jan 21, 2026 livestream?
- If not, I think this may have been edited to make it sound even worse then it was to "Uncle, that means your pee pees almost touched". Will you do anything about this or take it like a BITCH?

Spoiler: Assumed context

I think from Wednesday LIVE: Jacob Frey, RFK Diet, Greenland, European "Bazooka" at the Timestamp of 1:00:17 was the stream it was clipped from.

2.) What type of things did you do where another man's penis almost touched yours?

3.)

Spoiler: Sources

The kino Casino pointed this out from their clip channel video :
Styx’s Birthday CRASHOUT | FELTED by His GF on Kiwi Farms, Blames Kino Casino!
Timestamp 39:59

and

Wednesday LIVE: Jacob Frey, RFK Diet, Greenland, European "Bazooka"​

Timestamp 1:00:17 for full context​

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Not sure if it was a flintlock pistol, his sword, or his flail.

He doesn't have a sword, this gay pirate has a machete because he's too poor to buy a Cutlass.

Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,

No I am Dylan.

Project Gutenberg

I get that it's a joke, but Project Gutenberg and Librivox are doing God's work.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,

You claim to be the fallen Angel Lucifer no I won't, fuck off to hell Tarl. The Power Of Christ Compels you!

Why, to defend M'lady, of course.
She's hiding on her profile tonight, talking about how she has broken heart cardiomyopathy.
SHE COULD DIE, TARL.
@Styxhexenhammer666 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SAM, TARL? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

Good die Sam die!

 

[Sekhmet666]

First one happened quickly within the first 4 to 5 months. Then roughly 2 months or so after birth she got pregnant again and same happened at the 3rd. She wouldn't stay on birth control.

SO I went and got myself snipped

Good for you! I did want to confirm for those just tuning in or catching up, Styx is clipped too, thankfully.

When is the next court date coming up for Styx? Isn't it soon?

Next court appearance is March 2

Yea, he's faking all this BS so bad. You can literally watch him flip the switch and go back and forth between acting "crazy" and "normal."

Since we know he is reading this, he will probably try to up his acting game.

He's trying to psy-op The Man as he would say.

He won't read it. He acts like this all the time. It's unreal, dude.

I think he just like whores, and she's particularly whore-y. Everything has a price tagged attached to it. Her time, her love, her kids.

Demon* Whores

Who gets the greasy tricorne hat when Tarl kicks the bucket?

He will say his daughter gets it, but I doubt Liz will give her any of his messages or artifacts.

Serious question, why do you keep coming here? You know everyone here is just going to troll you right?

Oh no! It is Styx who is trolling you!

Why, to defend M'lady, of course.
She's hiding on her profile tonight, talking about how she has broken heart cardiomyopathy.

It's true. Simphexenhammer666 has come to kiwifarms to tirelessly defend his demon queen, Samantha scum twat Keister. But now, in his weakened state, he no longer has the energy nor coherence.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Oh no! It is Styx who is trolling you!

That's probably the funniest thing I've seen in months, because it's the truth. I guess it is I who will enjoy prison.

 

[SynthetiCyraxx]

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I feel like I'm looking into a little rat terrarium with this thumbnail.

Hed be a Rattata in Pokémon

 

[Soapmore]

Scum twat has a nice ring to it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Imagine loving someone that considers you a consolation prize to what he really wants.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Only if Tarl ever quits filming his real-time enretardation.

That will happen the day he dies either of alcholism or suicide or by some crazy BPD chick.

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

He will say his daughter gets it, but I doubt Liz will give her any of his messages or artifacts.

I feel awful for Liz to tell you the truth about it. That entire downfall arc was honestly awful to watch. To think he really had it all in the Netherlands.
What a BUM Styx turned out to be.

 

[Lukie]

Hang on a second.

> Cries about dying
> Gets medical dope
> Alludes to cancer
> Spends all stream laying on his front

SHIVER ME TIMBERS! CAPTAIN CRACK SPARROW HAS ASS CANCER!

YARRRR IT'S BLEEDING! SWAB THE POOP DECK!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

No I am Dylan.

I'm the sewing machine pedal, and I'm hiding in Dylan's basement under the Christmas tinsel and the badminton set.

 

[Laylithe]

Nikki is mad because she can't break love bonds, Nikki is mad she can't be Tarl and have his platform and fuck his women while also not putting the effort in. Dylan is mad because he's slowly realizing he will never get back the wife he once had, before he tried to break my soul and spirit and also has to pay me. Everyone is mad because I won't kill myself so they call me mentally ill.

this thread is giving "I told you so"

 

[mr_negativity]

Who gets the greasy tricorne hat when Tarl kicks the bucket?

Burn it in a pyre, mix the ashes with holy water and bury it. It's like a sonicchu medallion, a cursed object that visually signals one's descent into madness.