🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
telling him his exact date of death, postponing it a day at a time.
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My cell phone is a fucking bastard, too.
Ghostface Killah said:
"Six Figures".
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The problem is- Nikki, Sam, Sarah, Nikki II, Sam II, Sarah II.
Dizzyuntildeath said:
If he really didn't give a shit and thought he was dying, he'd be at Sam's door begging for one last fuck. You can't go to prison if you're dead, Tarl. DO IT.
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What's he going to do for the other 2 minutes?
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
If he really didn't give a shit and thought he was dying, he'd be at Sam's door begging for one last fuck. You can't go to prison if you're dead, Tarl. DO IT.
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Tarl needs her. The physicality of her draws him. He thinks of that manly face, the masculine jawline that rivals his own, her Rosie The Riveter arms and the heady vapors of it all take him right back to that night in the New Orleans jail and he has to have him her.
 
“I am Miss Cleo - a dat is de truth as de cards reveal it, a dat is de truth as de cards drag it out, kickin an screamin.”

@mickrussom Now THAT was worth $4.99 per minute.
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Soapmore said:
Tarl needs her. The physicality of her draws him. He thinks of that manly face, the masculine jawline that rivals his own, her Rosie The Riveter arms and the heady vapors of it all take him right back to that night in the New Orleans jail, and he has to have him her.
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I think he just like whores, and she's particularly whore-y. Everything has a price tagged attached to it. Her time, her love, her kids.
When you're with Sam, she's on the clock.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Sadly, Captain back knot doesn't seem to respond to such allegations since he likely knows what is in stake here. C'mon, Dylan. You fucked her at least three times and cut your balls to keep it from happening again. You're a bigger father than hers was.
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I don't wanna lay into him too bad. He's gonna carry the legacy of that vindictive BPD whore the rest of his life through his kids. Don't envy that.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
I don't wanna lay into him too bad. He's gonna carry the legacy of that vindictive BPD whore the rest of his life through his kids. Don't envy that.
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Like I said, he's more a of a father than she has ever known, and will ever know, unless it involves a Wendy's drive through and ten minutes behind the dumpster.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,
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Eating paste? You dare mock our mighty paste ritual conducted under the 4th lunar phase of the moon. You think you brought all these misfortunes on yourself through your own poor judgment Tarl? ha ha ha.
 
Stinkum said:
Eating paste? You dare mock our mighty paste ritual conducted under the 4th lunar phase of the moon. You think you brought all these misfortunes on yourself through your own poor judgment Tarl? ha ha ha.
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Take your blasphemy elsewhere. This is a thread for God fearing people thank you very much.
 
King Metalia said:
Is there video of this dumpster incident? I ask because it sounds hilarious.
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I'm not digging for it but it was mid ish? last year in her thread. She was hiding behind a dumpster or something behind a walmart, and she was streaming topless. A car drove by and spooked her, so she stood up on cam and hiked her shirt back up.
 
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