🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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DominoPetachi said:
Why do you think he’s facing 16 years? The pointing a gun/illegal discharge is only 1 year and a 50 dollar fine. Hasn’t the other shit already been dismissed?
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Case docket 25-CR-13320 in Rutland Criminal Division was the one considered felony first degree domestic assault. I thought together all charges carried a maximum of 16 years but then again that's probably also the maximum for ripping the tag off a mattress. People are thinking it definitely won't be nothing because he's already a repeat offender making a mockery of the court every time he presses the Stream Now button on his laptop.

It would be almost negligent to not give him at least rehab plus a lengthy probation which he will fuck up and remain in and out of the system, so for all intents and purposes his cool awesome Vampirate lifestyle is over.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
As much as people like to say that the Internet is forever- it isn't. Next time the news site gets revamped, stuff will change and eventually URLs will go nowhere. Even trying to find an NBC.com post that's 14 years old is nearly impossible. Of course, since Google bought DejaNews and archived everything before closing it, we've got a great timelime from the late 80s through the early 2000s of USENET.
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It is and it isnt.
Some of the funny stuff of old (racist shit, myspace) - a lot has been scrubbed, shit like old dramatica, etc, and then deadnaming trannies has gotten hard, I have one - this stealth tranny Sarah-n-tuned / Sarah-n-Trooned, finding her old pre-trans shit is remarkably hard, but thats due to the bitch doing takedowns everywhere - like attacking web.archive.org/archive.vn snaps.
jewTube is a real fuck, sometimes I hit an old video url and ive had to give up - which is rare, if I know something existed , I can usually find it.
But this Tarl shitshow, yeah, cruel kids of the future will light Tarlette up - I remember before the internet was everywhere (kid in 80s, young adult in 90s), people would do that shit like Old Man Marley on Home Alone, rumors on everything, ghost houses, stories, etc. Every locale had a lore. I lived in 7 different states pre 2000, 9 none, and saw this from many angles.
People will do anything to get gossip on someone and Tarlettes father being a cringe pseudo-edgelord drunk pirate wifebeater will be irresistible fuel, and Tarl is doing nothing to take anything down on top of it all. Cutting and suicide bating, he will be hard to forget.
I would venture to guess this place, the farms, will be archived well and good.
Also, in the world of AiSlop, I think the before times will be of more and more interest as time goes on. People will want to be keepers of the old knowledge. Imagine a world where everything is fake and gay, the base/root reality/real world is far more interesting. Our minds hate the uncanny valley. If you know its fake its not as satisfying. Like diet coke, but way worse.
 
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ShiverStar said:
It's 99% likely one of his fans/paypigs, being done out of actual concern. Because he's literally dying in front of them and even though he stopped caring, they didn't.
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I wonder if they're sending in links to his latest videos, and that's why the cops actually show up for it.

Sehkmet666 did tell us that he knows exactly what to say to them in order to get them off his back. Seems like it's worked again. Still, one would think they'd just stop going out there based on out-of-town calls, considering his previous history, if they didn't think there was a genuine problem.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I wonder if they're sending in links to his latest videos, and that's why the cops actually show up for it.

Sehkmet666 did tell us that he knows exactly what to say to them in order to get them off his back. Seems like it's worked again. Still, one would think they'd just stop going out there based on out-of-town calls, considering his previous history, if they didn't think there was a genuine problem.
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He knows how to jump through the hoops, but if Nikki actually piped up and said, actually, he is very much these things and I am also concerned. But as cool of a dude as she is,she is very much an enabler that is happily hastening things along.
She's gonna killsteal Sam, the final narc injury before the fadeaway. God she makes me proud.
 
ShiverStar said:
Case docket 25-CR-13320 in Rutland Criminal Division was the one considered felony first degree domestic assault. I thought together all charges carried a maximum of 16 years but then again that's probably also the maximum for ripping the tag off a mattress. People are thinking it definitely won't be nothing because he's already a repeat offender making a mockery of the court every time he presses the Stream Now button on his laptop.

It would be almost negligent to not give him at least rehab plus a lengthy probation which he will fuck up and remain in and out of the system, so for all intents and purposes his cool awesome Vampirate lifestyle is over.
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Totally agree. Court mandated in-patient rehab would be the best sentence for him since the alcohol fueled insanity is what is causing all of this, but I highly doubt he’ll get that or any time. He’s got lolcow armor. My wish for him is to be locked up somewhere to dry the fuck out. Otherwise, the career is forever tanked.
 
mickrussom said:
His jewTube career is done. Put a fork in it. There is no coming back from this. Most of the time if the Casino is covering it, its not coming back.
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Everyone says that about DSP at the end of every single stream. As long as he has tards that will toss him 50 bucks a stream, he can chug along.
 
Someone tell Tarl the time for baiting has passed, and the clock continues to count down.
As to talent, whatever he had has fled. I actually went back and checked and the "why haven't aliens contacted us" was not a genuine YouTube bump, it was shitheads grifting off Scott Adams.
Stealing from a dead man for content.

Laylithe, forever homes are for adoptable children and animals. You are neither.

Nikki dropping more content. There is no diagnosis, Styx is just bitchmade.

This does make one ponder, what would happen if Tarl went to the doctor and DID get a terminal diagnosis?
Why does the death pod appear to have a green sludge layer? And why is it so fucking overengineered?

Is Tarl partially asian or partially downy?
monk said:
Supposedly people are using it recreationally
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This ghoulyard shit actually creeps me out, the "oh it's just a little further" of the internet. Reminds me of the crypt keeper minus humor.

I also want more hard information on how Tarl knows the magic "Fuck off cops" spell because I've seen people be perfectly reasonable and the cops still take them to the rubber room.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Eventually Tarl's going to need more and more to get drunk/high, and Nikki already knows about duster.
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Nikki ain't stoppin nuffin. Happy to eat crow if she stands her ground and walks away, though.
ZipDisk said:
Why does the death pod appear to have a green sludge layer? And why is it so fucking overengineered?
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The illusion of comfort. The pod serves the same function as strapping a mask to your face and huffing lethal gas.
 
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Eventually Tarl's going to need more and more to get drunk/high, and Nikki already knows about duster.
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dusters, whipped creams, galaxy gas and all that shit so expensive these days.

Dizzyuntildeath said:
Everyone says that about DSP at the end of every single stream. As long as he has tards that will toss him 50 bucks a stream, he can chug along.
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didnt DSP try grabbing his camera guys dick on stream (looked scripted) to get more views? I cant understand how DSP even became a thing , and yet, he has 17634 pages here. that said, I cant see Tard ever getting more views on jewTube (he will be at 500,000 and declining forever, and views per video is now paltry, like the best per day being 20k, and the other 4 being 5-7k. his streams peak at 10k now when he is in full blown suicide bait mode. not seeing how to dig out of this hole. he is making at best 60k / year,. you can make more with plowing driveways and mowing lawns if you own the trucks and gear. probably 115k after expenses, and you get decent amount of tax deductions on expenses.
 
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@Sehkmet666, you never did tell us what that jar of milky white stuff on Tarl's desk is, and I really, really want to know now. I guess it could just be a glass of milk he was drinking out of a mason jar, but its position right in front of the Stolas standee makes me suspect it holds some sort of significance, at least to him.
 
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