🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Maybe they'll get little urns for the girls to each have a piece of him. My guess is that Sam will try smoking him, Sara will brew him like tea (because she's boring as hell), Nikki will snort him, and Mel will mix him with glitter and sprinkle him on macaroni glued paper.
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Jesus Christ. Im dying laughing. Im dying. Thanks for that one.

Obnoxious Asshole said:
C'thulhu doesn't do home vists.
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Unless its in R'yleh. Speaking of someone who dislikes jungle bunnies .. Lovecraft was keen on that.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
heh heh!
If you love that word so much, then why don't you marry one?
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GayResearchVlogger said:
You're a criminal.
I see you regurgitating the hateful rhetoric that was placed on you.

Embrace that you are part black.
You can't because you're weaker than those who have bullied you.
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Guys... @Stinkum - I think @Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard is trying to dip the wick on a woman, this bird Mel, who is seemingly profoundly impaired. I'd feel bad making fun of her IRL, and as you can probably tell, Im not the type to get all warm and fuzzy about the Untermensch in general.



"A Magical Journey" by Mel
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.
This year we congratulate you on making 32 trips around the Sun - 32 summers, 32 springs, 32 Christmases, 32 birthdays, and 32 years with your family and friends.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun/
Every memory you make throughout all your time on Earth is truly magical, it is a collage of all your accomplishments throughout your lifetime.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.
When you honor your birthday each year, you get a wish for your next journey around the planet Earth - use it wisely.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.

The End.
 
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mickrussom said:
Guys... I think @Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard is trying to dip the wick on a woman, this bird Mel, who is seemingly profoundly impaired.


"A Magical Journey" by Mel
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.
This year we congratulate you on making 32 trips around the Sun - 32 summers, 32 springs, 32 Christmases, 32 birthdays, and 32 years with your family and friends.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun/
Every memory you make throughout all your time on Earth is truly magical, it is a collage of all your accomplishments throughout your lifetime.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate you getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.
When you honor your birthday each year, you get a wish for your next journey around the planet Earth - use it wisely.
Birthdays are spectacular, they celebrate getting another year wiser, making it another trip around the Sun.

The End.
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@Sekhmet666 are they just talking or is he already chowing box and paying rent?
 
I started thinking about where Sara could be doing cyber schooling. There are only 3 colleges in the Fresno area, so assuming she isn't doing some online thing:
• California State college, Fresno (this place seems a little too based tho reading reviews)
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• Fresno City college
• Clovis Community College

Anyone familiar enough with the area to sliding scale where she might be? Community College would be my first guess, because you can get into specialty programs at most of those with no intake exams. Also probably the cheapest, affordable on a Mall Cop paycheck, or maybe Gramps the sugar Daddy tossed in a little.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I started thinking about where Sara could be doing cyber schooling. There are only 3 colleges in the Fresno area, so assuming she isn't doing some online thing:
• California State college, Fresno (this place seems a little too based tho reading reviews)
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• Fresno City college
• Clovis Community College

Anyone familiar enough with the area to sliding scale where she might be? Community College would be my first guess, because you can get into specialty programs at most of those with no intake exams. Also probably the cheapest, affordable on a Mall Cop paycheck, or maybe Gramps the sugar Daddy tossed in a little.
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I like how stupid you people are.
It keeps me safe.
 
Laylithe said:
would talk loudly on speakerphone with Mel Bayon from NY, who "is just a friend" that he was "catfishing for nudes" who is "36 years old and too autistic to ever lose her virginity because she has too many hangups" but I've clearly seen the messages between them when he drunkenly leaves his phone unlocked on the floor and I pick it up thinking it's mine... he's playing the same fuckin cards he played with me and Liz "oh come be with me in my garden it'll be fantastically romantic"
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Sekhmet666 said:
So he is emotionally attached to Mel like nobody's business. He is just inexplicably emotionally addicted to this fucking woman-child! I assume that she makes him feel smart because she's so stupid. I have nothing against her. I used to have something against her, but I found out that Tarl probably did not officially break up with her. He just left her domicile and said he needed me to rescue him, that she domestically abused him, because yes, Tarl is in fact a histrionic BPD princess and loves playing the victim and claiming abuse when it does not exist.
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Sara, if null took away your sticker privileges and banished you to a thread in Spergatory, how long until you sock to come back to this thread?
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No, we need Sara. 💓 She provides an essential service to the elderly you ingrate.

Sara is like the Posh Spice of the gang. Sam is Scary Spice, Nikki is the ginger one with low self esteem. All of them really, really, want some smelly alcoholic dork in a pirate hat. Fathers - this is why you need to spend time with your daughters. :suffering:

@Styxhexenhammer666 adding Special Spice to the group is :wow: she looks like she drools at windows and she talks like Bobby Boucher.

Mongolid-humping won't keep you out of prison, Tarl. *sigh*
GayResearchVlogger said:
I like how stupid you people are.
It keeps me safe.
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They're just jealous of how good at the cyber you are
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While I think there is some degree of space for lower-functioning Autistic people to be in relationships with higher-functioning Autistic people, catfishing a lower-functioning Autistic person for nudes feels tantamount to CSAM-lite or something. Honestly, sickening if true.
 
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