🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Leylon Sneed]

I don't like that I can't see the foundation, and that saggy false ceiling makes me question just how great the plumbing above it is. Something's keeping it wet. Those baseboards are probably older than both of us put together. I like the stonework, but even the siding around those arched windows makes me cringe.

I don't want to sperg too much, but I love these old houses. They can be quirky, and if any wiring plumbing needs repairs/replaced it's a major pain in the ass because of the lathe and plaster walls. And if you go to bring part of it up to code there's so much other stuff that needs to be addressed because that often takes the structure out of grandfathered status. I think whenever the remodel was done the owner was thinking of making it a 4plex, but ran into too many headaches with the plumbing. Not necessarily the water side, probably the waste side(city lines weren't able to take that many toilets showers). There's a lot on a full remodel that you just don't know until everything is open, and at that point all you can do is try your best to stay on a budget.
The stone looks nice, but that's just a stone facade, and I doubt that the "cedar" siding is actually cedar, more likely the siding is that laminant slat, or if it's been re-sided in the last decade, Hardiplank(or another brand of cement siding).
Converting it now to a two unit building would probably be close to $80-$100k, but they don't build houses like this anymore. Now it's all matchsticks that are supposed to be torn down in 50 for the next round of development.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

There actually are no shelters here in Rutland.

That'd be an upgrade. You should strongly consider it.

I spent a good 5 minutes using Google Street View to cruise up North Main St, and I saw a car repair, CVS, and a burger king with the old logo.

I live literally in the middle of fucking nowhere, but man, Rutland is depressing.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He would rather die than get sober, sadly.

Then why stay

 

[Pinus rigida]

He had his minions paint as much of the PixelPlanet globe as possible in this hideous ketchup and mustard checkerboard.

Imagine taking direction from the Pixel Planet Pirate! Wasn't this before he was even wearing the hat every day?

Try spiced rum, Simply Lemonade Strawbery, & coffee flavored Monster.

That grog sounds heinous, and Tarl will never be Cobes.

He would rather die than get sober, sadly.

How are Ed and Pam reacting to all this recent dooming and baiting? Any attempts to alleviate the spiral or is it just business as usual at Schloss Warwick?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I think whenever the remodel was done the owner was thinking of making it a 4plex, but ran into too many headaches with the plumbing.

Check the picture. Those are *active* meters, not plugs.

Don't get me started on old house issues. My place was constructed somewhere between 1920 and 1940. No records exist since the city burned down twice.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

My father was dead weight.

Tarl certainly has a type.

 

[ShiverStar]

Check the picture. Those are *active* meters, not plugs.

Don't get me started on old house issues. My place was constructed somewhere between 1920 and 1940. No records exist since the city burned down twice.

Have you ever looked at old Sanborn fire (how ironic) maps of your town to see what it used to look like? The old house contractor posts have been the most interesting ones today.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

he old house contractor posts have been the most interesting ones today.

No. My city isn't included in them.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

they don't build houses like this anymore. Now it's all matchsticks that are supposed to be torn down in 50 for the next round of development.

Sadly, this seems to be so. Of all the houses I've owned, the worst was the newest, built in 1983. Matchsticks, as you say. The best was an Arts and Crafts bungalow built in 1920, with all the original woodwork and windows. It is built so tight that've never seen a mouse turd in 12 years. The wiring, on the other hand, is 90 years old in some places.

I've never liked the vinyl piles they call McMansions. Fugly.

 

[ShiverStar]

Sadly, this seems to be so. Of all the houses I've owned, the worst was the newest, built in 1983. Matchsticks, as you say. The best was an Arts and Crafts bungalow built in 1920, with all the original woodwork and windows. It is built so tight that've never seen a mouse turd in 12 years. The wiring, on the other hand, is 90 years old in some places.

I've never liked the vinyl piles they call McMansions. Fugly.

My first house was new construction in a nice neighborhood on the edge of the suburbs. For the first year it smelled like formaldehyde and by the time that odor faded I started to hear a distinct click coming from the walls. That house continue to "settle" until the day I sold it. Now I have a 60's brick ranch with full basement (oh sorry "mid-century modern") and it was cheaper than any plastic and plywood duplex in my region.

So many BPD/NPD/schizos on this site, so little time Seems like I'll never catch 'em all.

Well at least with @GayResearchVlogger you got a Shiny right away.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

got richHe would rather die than get sober, sadly.

Styx is always at least medium inebriated. You can see he is more heavily intoxicated in certain videos. When videos are done, it's balls to the wall drinking sometimes and he will regress into a toddler and have drunken crying spergs & tantrums. It's very sad. I wish people could understand that I can love Tarl but also despise his actions. I can't help him any more than I am.

Tarl is weak, but he smells strong.

A real pirate can cope without grog or even food for long periods stuck on deserted islands, while burying treasure or whittling a new peg leg.

Tarl will never be a real pirate. He has no ship, he has no cannon, musket or flintlock. No crew would follow this gangly dork into battle. He is an ugly man twisted by early 00's PUA scripts and Hot Topic into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

Tarl can stop anytime he wants to, but he's a pussyfaggot who doesn't want to cope with his 40 year old man responsibilities, yaaaarrrrr!
Whoo hoo! You're an asshole, Tarl! Whoo!

I love a despicable demon because he is only a weak human with a broken mind. I love the unlovable because it gets me off.

Yeah, have you seen this book

 

[ZipDisk]

spiced rum, Simply Lemonade Strawbery

That's unpleasant. Has he blown his sense of taste?
Like, White rum and strawberry lemonade sounds nice. Spiced rum and strawberry lemonade is a toothpaste and orange juice chaser.

I also don't like that Tarl has better access to fast food than I do. I don't eat a lot of fast food but I have to drive for a half hour to get to it.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

That's unpleasant. Has he blown his sense of taste?
Like, White rum and strawberry lemonade sounds nice. Spiced rum and strawberry lemonade is a toothpaste and orange juice chaser.

I'd even let the coffee Monster slide if it wasn't for that strawberry lemonade in there too. Kraken has a coffee variant that's delicious so spiced rum and coffee doesn't make me raise an eyebrow. But yeah strawberry lemonade, that's a white rum thing for sure.

 

[ShiverStar]

That's unpleasant. Has he blown his sense of taste?
Like, White rum and strawberry lemonade sounds nice. Spiced rum and strawberry lemonade is a toothpaste and orange juice chaser.

I also don't like that Tarl has better access to fast food than I do. I don't eat a lot of fast food but I have to drive for a half hour to get to it.

Seriously that "cocktail" Nikki mentioned reminds me of r/cripplingalcoholism and all the insane concoctions they would drink just to get and stay drunk no matter how sick they were before/during.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Seriously that "cocktail" Nikki mentioned reminds me of r/cripplingalcoholism and all the insane concoctions they would drink just to get and stay drunk no matter how sick they were before/during.

Imagine dying as a cringier cutrate Cobes. Hey @Sekhmet666 - look up "Naked and Laughing", because that's where you're headed.

Also, Cobes died with fans who still care about him. Tarl's an edgy 13 year old in a 40 year old body. He won't be missed.

 

[mickrussom]

Zhuge Liang is the guy he's talking about. I looked it up, the sense I got doing a little reading while listening to this is that this story is a myth. I know that under Mao a lot of Chinese myth was reclassified as history, along with Chinese classical medicine.

Zhuge Liang, the Hidden Dragon - or "Kongming" or Konmin/Kohmin - from the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" - 三國演義 - Sanguó Yǎnyì or San Guo for short. Written by Luo Guanzhong - historic quasi-non-fiction of the Three Kingdoms of Wu, Shu and Wei period starting in 189 AD when Dong Zhou seizes loyang and the chips falling into place by 225AD or so with Cao Cao the victor - this is later Han dynasty warring states period.

Zhuge Liang Liu Bei's smartest general against his fight with Cao Cao. With the heavenly three brothers, Lie Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, they fight to restore the heavenly mandate and restore the Han dynasty. Lie Bei also has his 5 tiger generals - including Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, his sworn brothers, and Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, and Huang Zhong. Liu had a great coalition with Zhughe Liang helping him with strategy.

Anyways, the Generals of the Warring States of the 3 Kingdoms (Wu, Shu, Wei) period are interesting, the book San Guo is very interesting, I have it, and the generals of the period have "stats", I have one of my old general lists right here. They made a bunch of 3 Kingdoms China Simulator games (Koei) - they are so over-featured now its like actually being in charge of a warring state in 189AD, you need to micromanage the shit out of everything.

It really bothers me that Tard knows about Zhuge Liang but he will drink himself to death like its a new moves, Leaving RutVegas

 

[Chongqing]

Styx is a veteran of the Psychic Wars.

Video: Veteran of the Psychic Wars Part 1

Veteran of the Psychic Wars Part 1.mp4

I know we say this all the time, but he looks absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

White rum

White rum is estate rum, spiced rum is just flavored in a cask. I believe you are thinking of dark rum the thick syrupy rum usually out of Jamaica.

 

[ZipDisk]

Laylithe's last name is assbutt?

Did Nikki violate the protective order by proxy?

Why the fuck does Tarl get a Vesuvio? I want a Vesuvio.

Back to the rum, it's the spice that would make the lemonade taste like shit. White rum goes down smooth.

Gay RV larping that she's in the walls while criticizing tarl for being in the walls is lame and gay and I am reading backwards because 15 pages.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I wish people could understand that I can love Tarl but also despise his actions. I can't help him any more than I am.

You love the idea of the man behind Tarl. You do not love Tarl. You are not helping him, you are enabling him without challenging him. You cannot stop what is coming, nor slow his run towards it.

I act as the voice of reason

No you don't.

I love a despicable demon because he is only a weak human with a broken mind.

Don't encourage his basement D&D roleplay.

I love the unlovable because it gets me off

Abuse gets you off. Competition makes you ornery. See: how you feel about Sam and the fact you know that you can't win.

I will not destroy my life with him

You don't have a life with him. You have a life adjacent to his. He is your abusive roommate, and nothing more.

The tales all four of you spin for each other are all based on the idealized versions of each other that have never existed and never will exist. In your head canon, Tarl smartens up and gets his shit together, he doesn't quit drinking or drugs, he doesn't mature, he doesn't get better, he just becomes easier for you to manage. You do not want an equal and loving partnership, you want an owner who will kick you in a way that excites you, but also know that even if he strays, he will still come home to you. That version of Tarl never existed and never will. He doesn't love you, he loves that you are the easiest to control and that no matter what he heaps on you, he knows you're not running. These are not the same. One of you will win, and one of you will lose. And sweetheart, I don't like your odds.

Sara is just out for revenge, she's the easiest and the most boring part of all of this. She's the chapter in the book you completely skip over and if you need to later, you go back and skim her part in case you missed something, which you didn't.

Sam also loves her idealized version of Tarl, who is sober and a loving an attentive husband who never makes her work, never hits her in a way that doesn't sexually excite her, and since she doesn't actually care about kids or children, doesn't mind the occasional abortion because taking precautions to avoid pregnancy is for losers. Sam loves fighting and drama, and she loves either outcome; if she wins, she's king shit of retard mountain. If she loses, she's a heckin wholesome victim who just wanted to be an uWu smol bean waifu who never did nuffin wrong. She wants an exciting dramatic romance that never leaves the honeymoon period, but she also wants the boring monotony of a marriage that has lasted 70 years and she is not willing to settle for less (but she will take what she can get when she's desperate).

Tarl, well, we all know what he wants. Endless booze, endless whores, endless money and endless fun. Unsustainable in all aspects of the fantasy.