🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[GayResearchVlogger]

After studying some natal charts and astrological movements; Tarl is actually on his highest timeline and doing everything he's supposed to. My mind is blown.

He's hypnotized the audience with the topic of hover ball.

Is suicide in his chart?

 

[Red Frida]

After studying some natal charts and astrological movements; Tarl is actually on his highest timeline and doing everything he's supposed to. My mind is blown.

Why don't you chart your way towards a job so you can pay for your kids' food.

 

[Laylithe]

Why don't you chart your way towards a job so you can pay for your kids' food.

I have a job and my children are well fed.

Is suicide in his chart?

No; and he's in his north node.

 

[Darkrider]

Everybody takes a shit sometimes

Hot girls don't shit.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Adaptability is the highest indicator of intelligence, in my opinion, and so far, the only thing about tarl that has adapted are his lies.

Well developed sense of humor is another reliable indicator. I'm not sure exactly how good his sense of humor is, since most of his seems to be an in-joke with himself.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Does styx realize how gay he sounds when he writes this?
This is a bat or a little black cat meme going "I am the darkness!"

 

[Laylithe]

Well developed sense of humor is another reliable indicator. I'm not sure exactly how good his sense of humor is, since most of his seems to be an in-joke with himself.

Stole-Ass, he's a pirate. Pirates steal booty. My last name is Keister. Tell me I'm retarded.

 

[ShiverStar]

After studying some natal charts and astrological movements; Tarl is actually on his highest timeline and doing everything he's supposed to. My mind is blown.

Catholic here so excuse my ignorance but I gotta know.

If his name was actually Carl Warwick how different would this be

 

[neger psykolog]

Tell me I'm retarded

...
Sorry but that's just too easy. Not going to work.

But I do have something I'll call you: nigger.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Stole-Ass, he's a pirate. Pirates steal booty. My last name is Keister. Tell me I'm retarded.

You're a scream. Cap'n Crunch, much less so.

 

[Estate]

I am not attracted to black men.

Does this make me racist?

Welcome home, tiger.
Good start in the new year.

Don't get too excited, I'm only visiting and dishing out only a few pebble turds.
Not like the fun verbal diarrhea of past time.

Now, now, fusspot, let's not start this whole song and dance.
You should be more honest with yourself.
I guess that's why Sam is the thread's favourite and has a nice ass.
Who you are inside reflects outwards and lies lead to saggyness, and no man wants to see your behind and think of a sad bulldog.

 

[Laylithe]

Catholic here so excuse my ignorance but I gotta know.

If his name was actually Carl Warwick how different would this be

It isn't, so there's no telling.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I have a job and my children are well fed.



No; and he's in his north node.

Does having a bias while doing your readings influence what’s to be projected?

Let's hope him allegedly drowning your child was not in his chart.

Well developed sense of humor is another reliable indicator. I'm not sure exactly how good his sense of humor is, since most of his seems to be an in-joke with himself.

He kinda forces his humor on people but some of it is so stupid that it becomes funny.

 

[Asian tech support]

Stole-Ass, he's a pirate. Pirates steal booty. My last name is Keister. Tell me I'm retarded.

Did he ever initiate sex while playing "Treat Me Like a Pirate"?

Spoiler: ONCE MORE

 

[Male Idiot]

This is a fun thread. Styx is active and so are his exes.

Thanks for the free fun, y'all be real Crowleychu and his Harem Combo.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

He kinda forces his humor on people but some of it is so stupid that it becomes funny.

His erstwhile alter ego, Räzorfist, brings more laugh-out-loud yuks per video than Cap'm Crunch does in a month.

 

[anscochrome]

Tarl is only good at 3 things:

1. Sabotage (mostly for himself)
2. Gardening
3. Word salad

Umm....I have seen those videos of his scraggly, random planted, no marked rows sickly looking excuse of a garden. Let's try a different #2 in that list.

 

[Red Dye #5]

A quarter Ethiopian and an overall mutt. What she calls herself depends on the day

 

[mickrussom]

Ah, accountability time. I should've eaten Styx's pussy, maybe he wouldnt have cheated on me with Liz, Naijella, August Rose, and Nina in 2018, and then again with MelB, SarahTN, Nikki, Mina/Joy aka "Pete from Ohio" etc...

Damn he loves me so much he wants to fuck other women and give them their money and fly them out to New Orleans and fuck them, but he claims on his death bed he's gonna remember Hampton Beach with me? Yeah, right, he was probably fucking the mexican housekeepers for the hotel while I slept.

I'm inclined to give you negative feedback and less attention in general - but this one hits Tard the Gay Demon Pirate Child-Abandoner Smelly Pussy Eater Shut-In NEET Who Thinks "Work" is Waxing to a Camera right where the sun doesnt shine.

@Styxhexenhammer666 , Tard, I don't think there is anything you can do to one-up this.

 

[anscochrome]

Waxing to a Camera right where the sun doesnt shine.

Since the word " camera" literally means a room, in this case a dark room, I'd say this double meaning is appropriate. He better drill a hole at one end of that camera to at least admit some light to that camera obscura.