🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Since the word " camera" literally means a room, in this case a dark room, I'd say this double meaning is appropriate. He better drill a hole at one end of that camera to at least admit some light to that camera obscura.

Speaking of dwelling in a dark room, is this pale, leggy pirate able to woo a young wench in meatspace, or must he always pull 'em from online? Beg to doubt he could persuade la señora que hace el aseo en un motel.
 
I'm pretty sure high IQ people tend to be fairly good at lying if they chose to do so. I'm still extremely amused by his story of "my firearm from a world-wide famous brand for safety and reliability just went off by itself while I was drunk as a skunk and angry at one of the pathetic bitches that somehow keep throwing themselves at me" and believing he would have gotten away with it if only he got to explain this story to the cops, truly a 146 IQ mind at work.
 
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If you compare him to a lunatic like JFG with a proven IQ of "just" 120, it is quite clearly that Tard is of average intelligence.
JF has escaped consequence for mashing his sweet Mama potato in the Canadian forest, while Tarl will likely serve time for throwing his phone at a crazy bitch in New Orleans and then firing a gun at her. How's that for a comparison of applied intelligence?
 
I'm pretty sure high IQ people tend to be fairly good at lying if they chose to do so. I'm still extremely amused by his story of "my firearm from a world-wide famous brand for safety and reliability just went off by itself while I was drunk as a skunk and angry at one of the pathetic bitches that somehow keep throwing themselves at me" and believing he would have gotten away with it if only he got to explain this story to the cops, truly a 146 IQ mind at work.
Well technically yes but high IQ individuals tend to be more honest in selfish situations just because they’re able to recognize risks. Alternatively they’re more likely to lie when being charitable on behalf of others.

So maybe Tarl IS a high IQ individual it’s just difficult to lie efficiently when your brain is suspended in a vat of malt liquor.
 
Catholic here so excuse my ignorance but I gotta know.

If his name was actually Carl Warwick how different would this be
Carl doesn't get drunk and start poppin his gat. Carl doesn't end up in overcrowded nigger museums that Louisiana calls a jail cell. Carl doesn't allegedly drown children, brandish medievel weaponry or dump women off in the trailer park. Carl doesn't dress like a pirate or gay cult leader. Carl Warwick doesn't know what Stolas or kiwifarms even is. Carl Warwick has a respectable job and takes care of both his aging parents as well as his wife and child. Carl is the hapa son his parents wished they'd had.
 
I'm pretty sure high IQ people tend to be fairly good at lying if they chose to do so. I'm still extremely amused by his story of "my firearm from a world-wide famous brand for safety and reliability just went off by itself

That could happen to someone with a 146 IQ - if he grew arrogant, lost his fucking marbles, and started to get high on his own supply.
 
All that IQ talk is pretty redundant — everyone is dumb when shitfaced. It changes your personality, even. We can judge once he’s off the sauce, and even then — not everything will go back to normal. Everything has a cost. Especially being an addict.
 
That could happen to someone with a 146 IQ - if he grew arrogant, lost his fucking marbles, and started to get high on his own supply.
Let's be real about this though, IQ numbers are about as useless as powerlevels in DBZ. I don't remember who said it but I agreed with it at the time. This person said, "I'm not smart, I'm intelligent. Some of the dumbest people I know are the smartest"

In other words, IQ test measure how much you know. Knowledge is great, but if you don't know how to apply it, it's practically useless. Smart people copy or recreate, but only the intelligent innovate.

As it relates to Tarl, he might be well educated and has at least somewhat of semblence of charisma, but his insecurities, need for validation and a mid-life crisis are driving him to spiral. If he ever figures out how to put down the bottle, Tarl's life might improve dramatically.

Probably one of the reasons I rag on the guy is because Styx genuinely does have potential. Clearly he can draw an audiece and despite all his faults and foibles, he can generate enough of a buzz to make a paycheck. He just needs to wake up for life and unfotunately that probably won't happen until he hits rock bottom.
 
Probably one of the reasons I rag on the guy is because Styx genuinely does have potential. Clearly he can draw an audiece and despite all his faults and foibles, he can generate enough of a buzz to make a paycheck. He just needs to wake up for life and unfotunately that probably won't happen until he hits rock bottom.
Unfortunately for him but luckily for us he’s stated multiple times that’s not going to happen and prefers to dress up like a pirate and play pretend because he absolutely doesn’t want to grow up or act mature. And drunks and addicts don’t have to hit rock bottom before they’ll change. Seen it with enough cows that they can always go lower than rock bottom. Tarl’s been arrested twice for his drunken abusive behavior and chooses to come here to keep denigrating his ex’s. He has a child and wife he abandoned in Europe entirely because of his behavior. For a normal person that would be rock bottom but not Tarl! He just adjusts his tricorne and says “Avast matey’s! Walking the plank is no big deal on the way to Davy Jones’s locker!”
 
Can we get proof of Tarl's alleged IQ test being 146?
He claimed a while back of it being 138 but rounded it up to 140.
We cannot just let this rumor circulate and become fact when it is likely a manufactured lie.

Tarl is only good at 3 things:

1. Sabotage (mostly for himself)
2. Gardening
3. Word salad

A truly intelligent person would recognize that they are being a dumbass and would want to change that.
Stupid is as stupid does, and Tarl is a deadbeat Dad who worships an owl demon that can't get him out of a felony charge for aggravated domestic assault.
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Smart people don't worship owl demons or face assault charges that carry up to 16.5 years in prison, Tarl. Dumb niggers and poor white trash do. When a smart man's daughter says "Daddy!", he's there to give her a hug, Imperial. Can you say the same?
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You need to renounce Stoklasa and show the judge you're a reformed Tarl who no longer wishes for nautical nonsense. If you turn up in court looking like a smelly homeless pirate/magician/goth/Russell Brand thinking you're cool, you are going to get the electric chair (and rightly so) ⚡⚡
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Does styx realize how gay he sounds when he writes this?
This is a bat or a little black cat meme going "I am the darkness!"
Then the judge sent him down, and they took Tarl away 👮‍♂️
Because his lyrics were criminally gay 🏳️‍🌈

Now the only hovering balls that he sees ⚽
Belong to his cellie, and Tarl wants to flee :c

So don't worship owls and please go to AA,
If you don't want to end up where Tarl is today 🥀

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Probably one of the reasons I rag on the guy is because Styx genuinely does have potential. Clearly he can draw an audiece and despite all his faults and foibles, he can generate enough of a buzz to make a paycheck. He just needs to wake up for life and unfotunately that probably won't happen until he hits rock bottom.

This isn't his rock bottom?? I fucking hope it is.
 
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Does styx realize how gay he sounds when he writes this?
This is a bat or a little black cat meme going "I am the darkness!"
You're wondering if a guy who dresses like a Great Value Jack Sparrow and does fake period blood magic is self-aware?
He tries to be nice to people in a thread where they think he's retarded and a man-child.
 
This isn't his rock bottom?? I fucking hope it is.
You do come across as naïve at times, but Jesus H Christ almighty, Mary Mother and Joseph.

First off his parents enable this asshole NEET shut-in fucking moron. If that was my house, I would simply kick his ass to the curb. How dare this vile bastard-son use my house as a flop house and abandon the grandchild to talk about eating rank pussy while doing no chores and having no real job?

Spirals dont end at one dramatic low they narrow in a sense as the fallen destroys more and more and the range of motion possible narrows.

What you are witnessing is the continued loss of inhibition and escalation, which typically comes before the real collapse. Bottom usually looks quieter, not louder: isolation, consequences settling in, fewer targets to attack, fewer platforms left.

Right now, the pattern is:
Increasing hostility, public humiliation of former partners, pathologizing critics, shrinking accountability, reliance on contempt to regulate emotion

This is midspiral, not terminal, and it gets worse, and when it does he deserves it - we are still seeing is escalation rather than a final collapse ..

With Tard still lashing out, humiliating others, and trying to control the narrative, they are usually not at the end of the spiral. Rock bottom is quieter. Its when the defenses stop working and there is nowhere left to project. With Tard still externalizing and escalating Tard still thinks he has clankers, his enablers, parents, his BPD harem, etc - he still thinks people support him. There are lets say 10,000 people aware of this idiot's downfall, and what, maybe 10 people "support" him the rest of the vast majority are like "get off the bottle and shape up, Tard!"

The important thing is that you, Sam, are not ultimately responsible for where he lands. Spirals resolve only when the person chooses accountability and nothing anyone says or does can force that. You have fucked up a bunch, but derailing this asshole Tard isnt on you, he is a pathetic black hole of despair, sadness and confusion and you, while having your own issues, were light that got bent by rimming past this Tardy black hole.

Tard will continue to spiral - and given his complete lack of desire to repent, it could be for decades. Whether that is in a hospital bed from cirrhosis, or in a prison cell, or in a pine box, or making his way back up to the surface after repenting , this is up to Tard.

He doesnt even do the pirate bit well. @Styxhexenhammer666 aka Tard Tarl E. Warwick, Gay Demon Pirate Child-Abandoner Smelly Pussy Eater Shut-In NEET Who Thinks "Work" is Waxing to a Camera Extrodinaire.

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This isn't his rock bottom?? I fucking hope it is.
In the world of lolcows, rock bottom only has 3 destinations: on the street, in a prison cell or in a pine box. Unless Tard pops his head out his ass, best case scenario, he ends up homeless, worst case he ends up in the obituary section.
 
After studying some natal charts and astrological movements; Tarl is actually on his highest timeline and doing everything he's supposed to. My mind is blown.
This is God's way of DEMONSTRATING to you that Astrology is BULLSHIT. God practically DM'd this one straight to your inbox. How many signs are you going to wave away before you take the hint?

He has only just begun to dig.
Brown lace and godlessness...
 
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