🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[F95]

@Sekhmet666 post a sticker if you fucked Tarl in the past week.

We got our answer ladies and gents.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

@Styxhexenhammer666 @GayResearchVlogger @Laylithe It's New Year's Day and y'all are still bickering. Don't you have better things to do?

They are chronically unemployable and terminally online. No, they do not have better things to do. Other than feed us these exhilarating levels of entertainment.

 

[EnglishHard]

I am not attracted to black men.

Does this make me racist?

Nah. That makes sense if you look at your past. In that setup, you could easily end up being the one left to take care of the kid.

 

[mickrussom]

My grandfather owned this home prior to leaving to my mother, you retarded retard. Are you incapable of even basic cognition?

Is it in your genes to never leave the nest? Mr six figures abandoned his daughter and not only lives in mom's house, lives in granparents house.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Is it in your genes to never leave the nest? Mr six figures abandoned his daughter and not only lives in mom's house, lives in granparents house.

If @GayResearchVlogger is telling the truth. He got that and alcoholism.

 

[Unknown God]

I am not attracted to black men.

Does this make me racist?

It might make you a race traitor.

 

[mickrussom]

She seems to have a type.

Shrimp dicks?

Spoiler: russelbrand_bearing_it_all

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Let's not get too ridiculous here with Tarl. That 25lbs was a lot of work for him. I'm surprised he didnt throw out his back or that his tiny arms didnt break off.

He looks like a human T-Rex with those skinny little Karen Carpenter arms

Hell sent me! Rawwwr!

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Woman- with God-given intuition

Lol @ Narcissistic BPD whore claiming the fantastical "female intuition" after repeatedly throwing away everything in her life to fuck a manchild in a leather pirate costume.

That pesky selective intuition that only shows up in a grievance with an ex-husband. Just classic.

 

[Justice Tony]

It might make you a race traitor.

Wait she's black?

 

[mickrussom]

Styx complains that the mutt washed her puss too much

Yes, he said it was like purified water [Tard said this himself to GRV - "dissed" her for her pussy smelling like purified water]

Styx likes unwashed pussy

Tard Sam to not wash for 4 days before returning from netherlands (abandoning his daughter). [Sam said this herself ITT not long ago]

Im sure Tarl's daughter Tarlette is going to love learning all of this about dear old dad.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Can we ban this autisposter already @Null ?

This shite is more embarrassing to read than most lolcow milk in the thread right now

Hey, you know what’s even more embarrassing to read? A cry baby tagging Null like a snitch bitch cunt. If you don’t like what you read, just keep scrolling, nigger.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

@Styxhexenhammer666 you never explained how you allegedly make so much money (allegedly 6 figures) but had to beg quarter pounder hambley for bail money then had to work it off by working for free for him.....

Make it make sense,

 

[anscochrome]

Rescuing toddlers from the raging white waters of the Otter Creek, brings to mind perhaps a scene from one of the "The Perils of Pauline" serials, or perhaps the basis for a new Buston Keaton man against nature action adventure comedy? Cue up the theatre organ, please!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Rescuing toddlers from the raging white waters of the Otter Creek, brings to mind perhaps a scene from one of the "The Perils of Pauline" serials, or perhaps the basis for a new Buston Keaton man against nature action adventure comedy? Cue up the theatre organ, please!

Which one gets tied to the railroad tracks though? Laylithe, GayRV, Sehkmet666, or the hoverball?

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

Tarl is probably telling us the version of the story that he was fantasizing about in his head; the one where Sam didn't see him with a hand on little Jimmy's back right before he "somehow" ended up in the creek. Samantha's version of the story does line up with something a narcissist would do, so it's probably pretty close to the truth.

I had my hand briefly on his back prior but when he fell in he was not in proximity. I assume that I was observed patting his back before he went further up. It was absolutely accidental. You seem to be ignoring this possibility (because you are here for the drama!)

Nice fourth-grade level quip there champ! Woah nobody has ever made fun of my physical ailments before! Whatever shall I do now that the totally impartial and inconsequential Laylithe had delivered her mortal blow! The fucking horror.

*Narrator* He was in fact extremely mentally crippled and a keyboard warrior who will not do shit, like every other "badass on the internet."

Yes, he said it was like purified water [Tard said this himself to GRV - "dissed" her for her pussy smelling like purified water]


Tard Sam to not wash for 4 days before returning from netherlands (abandoning his daughter). [Sam said this herself ITT not long ago]

Im sure Tarl's daughter Tarlette is going to love learning all of this about dear old dad.

The natural taste and scent of a healthy female human being is considerably more alluring than the scent and taste resulting from douching constantly.

@Styxhexenhammer666 you never explained how you allegedly make so much money (allegedly 6 figures) but had to beg quarter pounder hambley for bail money then had to work it off by working for free for him.....

Make it make sense,

Kinda hard to post bail on your own if you go to jail in New Orleans because the concept of their "social workers" actually being available for so many inmates is a joke. Their system down there is so fucking dumb it boggles the mind. When dudes are sleeping fifteen to a room without even the benefit of a blanket, eating food which even pigs would likely ignore, it isn't particularly important to these people to help you. Therefore, someone on the outside must post bail. I neither asked nor expected any help from Jeremy. He did not have to help but did.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You and whose army, fagspice?

Hey Captain Jack Marfan, I'd watch it. Those pipe cleaners you call arms aren't good for anything other than hitting women and children. Your headlock in Europe should remind you of what happens when you encounter other men.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Tarl claims to have saved a kid FROM drowning but not BY drowning. That would really teach him a lesson.

"See kid, this is what happens when you don't learn how to swim" *glug glug* as Captain Warwick goes down with his ship into the briny deep with Davey Jones' locker.

 

[Justice Tony]

Kinda hard to post bail on your own if you go to jail in New Orleans because the concept of their "social workers" actually being available for so many inmates is a joke. Their system down there is so fucking dumb it boggles the mind. When dudes are sleeping fifteen to a room without even the benefit of a blanket, eating food which even pigs would likely ignore, it isn't particularly important to these people to help you. Therefore, someone on the outside must post bail. I neither asked nor expected any help from Jeremy. He did not have to help but did.

You need a social worker to post bail? Genuine question, I'm not a faggot so I've never been arrested. Also did you at least pay him back for the bail money?

The natural taste and scent of a healthy female human being is considerably more alluring than the scent and taste resulting from douching constantly.

Dude don't try to justify eating pussy that's already weird.

 

[Garth]

When dudes are sleeping fifteen to a room without even the benefit of a blanket, eating food which even pigs would likely ignore, it isn't particularly important to these people to help you

Holy fuck, you are such a pussy. You were in the fishtank, nigger. Your experience isn't unique to New Orleans. It's like that everywhere. You got released, some guys got transferred to county, and some of those would go on to whatever shithole prison. You cry as if you're uniquely persecuted. You're not. You went to jail - briefly - for being a phone tossing pussy.