🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[monk]

There are so many different types of orgasms to be had...and many women have proclaimed to never have felt one (I call bullshit, but I'm too insane to speak for all women). Anyway. *COUGH*

Can we get a female orgasm ranking?
Technique ranking?
Have you ever experienced THE HOOK?

 

[Béziers Curb]

Wait wait wait , I'm kinda confused here. Can someone give me some context before I sound like a retard. is like... Sara related too styx in some irl fashion or an orbiter or some other shit

Look at the title
If we put our current thread-active players in Evangelion analogy form:
1. Laylithe - Eye-patch Asuka
2. Sekhmet666 - Mari
3. GayResearchVlogger - Matarael

 

[Laylithe]

If you call Tard a bug eater then the implication is that yo' stank ass pussy has bugs in it.

Just saying.

Did you miss the video of Nikki eating bugs out of a can

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Look at the title
If we put our current thread-active players in Evangelion analogy form:
1. Laylithe - Eye-patch Asuka
2. Sekhmet666 - Mari
3. GayResearchVlogger - Matarael

Does literally nobody like Sara?
She's trying her best, guys.

 

[neger psykolog]

Did you miss the video of Nikki eating bugs out of a can

Calling your vagina "a can" isn't very ladylike.

 

[Godmode]

Did you miss the video of Nikki eating bugs out of a can

Sure, but you let Tarl put his tongue up your asshole.

 

[Turquoise]

My PP is small, it has no powers,
I dare not enter public showers,
But fear not,
Present your slot,
And I'll tongue punch it for hours.

 

[Laylithe]

1. Laylithe - Eye-patch Asuka

I could pull that off next summer if i eat the right proteins to grow my hair out and dye it red again

My PP is small, it has no powers,
I dare not enter public showers,
But fear not,
Present your slot,
And I'll tongue punch it for hours.

alright just...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Dr. Seuss was a lot more inspiring than I anticipated. But it's good!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I could pull that off next summer if i eat the right proteins to grow my hair out and dye it red again


alright just...

You're pretty chill when you're stoned. Ngl.

 

[Laylithe]

You're pretty chill when you're stoned. Ngl.

Oh, I tell you all the time...

 

[neger psykolog]

I could pull that off next summer if i eat the right proteins to grow my hair out and dye it red again


alright just...

Make a community happenings post featuring lots of emojis, null will love you for it.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

My PP IQ is small, it I has no powers,
I dare not enter public showers,
But fear not, as I’m a frail twig boy,
Present your slot, I have a hoverball toy,
And I'll tongue punch your ears about it for hours.

FTFY

 

[monk]

I could pull that off next summer if i eat the right proteins to grow my hair out and dye it red again


alright just...

You hear that guys, this girl here needs some protein. Who volunteers? I would but I live on the other side of the grillobe.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

You hear that guys, this girl here needs some protein. Who volunteers? I would but I live on the other side of the grillobe.

Go ahead and book a flight, and I'll lend you my mini power washer.

 

[neger psykolog]

If someone's eating your pussy for hours, then they are a suspicious individual trying to relieve you of a restroom break.

Women say shit like this and then wonder why guys act the way they do
Not everything is a 4d backgammon strategy to fulfill a piss fetish

 

[mickrussom]

I hope you go extinct because good rap exists, and you should take my advice in this little diddy I sang* (i did not make the beat, I'm too yt).

At this point, I only listen to musicians, as in people who can play an instrument live / unplugged, and those who can sing without autotune/pitch correction.
All other "music" .. ai created, ai altered, or post processed "music" goes in the trash. Im done.
Whatever that shit you just "sang" is no-talent dog shit, the lyrics are retarded and almost anyone can "sing" into something that uses machine learning and or ai to fixup how shit the voice really is.
The lyrics are retarded too, something about face tattoos.
Sounding like a low-brow low-rent low-life nigger isnt cool.
You could be an escort, but you need to buy a brush and talk 'nice' and not be such white trash. The wall is coming. I'd secure the bag before the crows feet becoming impossible to rub out.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Women say shit like this and then wonder why guys act the way they do
Not everything is a 4d backgammon strategy to fulfill a piss fetish

Pretty sure in Tard's case it is.

 

[Godmode]

You hear that guys, this girl here needs some protein. Who volunteers? I would but I live on the other side of the grillobe.

You realize that would be one degree of separation from fucking Tarl? Yeah, hard pass on that bag of skittles.

 

[neger psykolog]

Pretty sure in Tard's case it is.

When you have as many bitches as Tard has you can selectively enforce your fetishes like dat, just to keep things "fresh" (freshly coated in urine that is)

Speaking of which these whores have now "evolved" to communicating in fucking emojis, it's only a matter of time till they start using sassy black woman gifs:



Before you know it this thread is going to have all the single ladies by Beyonce autoplay in the background and they'll have their own psychotic swifties to dox anyone who talks shit about their "cans" (that's hoverball terminology for vagina filled with bugs)