🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Nailed it. Its by design. Happening all over the western world. Poison is introduced into the zeitgeist on purpose. The western world went from Mozart to Mumble Wrap and 6-7 Skrilla Doot Doot with lyrics like..

way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway (bip, bip)
Skrrt, uh (bip, bip, bip)
I just bipped right on the highway
Trackhawk, mh, sittin' in the driveway (skrrt)
Uh, pull up, doot-doot, doo-doo-doo
Doot, doo-doo, doo-doo, doot
Dump truck, baby shark, doot, doo-doo-doo
I popped the Perc' and popped the blue
I geek-geek like a custy too


Look at the billboard from the 80s - this was built up by 1984 ..

Footloose - Kenny Loggins
Hello - Lionel Richie
Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
Jump - Van Halen
Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis and the News
The Longest Time - Billy Joel
Sister Christian - Night Ranger
Radio Ga Ga - Queen
Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
Runaway - Bon Jovi
99 Luftballons - Nena
Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
The Heart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News
What Is Love - Howard Jones
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Purple Rain - Prince
Every Breath You Take - The Police
Don't You Want Me - The Human League
Take On Me - A-ha
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Jump - Van Halen
Africa - Toto
Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper


All the newness, creativity and variety gone. Now its nigger shit, mumble rap, crap country, and shit like Charli XCX whatever the fuck that is - no talents, auto tune, pitch correction, nobody can perform unplugged.

Gone is the variety, gone is the skill, gone. Part of it was each city in the pre-social media days had its own culture and vibe and this allowed cities to be laboratories of sound and music and then slowly tapes would cross pollinate across in radio. Even the rappers used to have off the cuff diss/rap battles, now, its like they take LLM output and make it more retarded and niggerish and hit send.

Now its slop made by shysters to brainwash the masses.
 
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I, for one, can't wait for Russell Greer's single to be released. Gonna be a banger.
He's gonna slay maximum puss.
 
Have I discussed my beliefs on here much?
Not really.
Can you do stuff like:
Tell us about Tarls family, his parents, how Pam is in person, how Eddie is, info on his older brother they threw away, info on his "niece", all the stupid shit Tard does, how bad of a fuck he is, his whiskey dick, how often he gets drunk, how bad he is at fucking, maybe he asked for you to peg him once, embarrassing shit, how bad his stinking clothing smells, how he likes to tuck his dick between legs and do the buffalo bill lotion dance after you do his makeup, his cats, cat shit on the floor, his shitty cars, his secrets, how he smells like piss and ass, how he keeps his room like a fucking garbage dump landfill.
Fuck if you would build a tome of good shit to tell all about you could start a givesendgo to bribe the next juicy tidbit, but you are shitting up this thread arguing with other people here to alog Tard.
I want you to "win" by doing shit that fucks with Tarl's image - Im actually rooting for you, but get on with business. Maybe coordinate with the others in the harem-coven instead of fighting to get more juicy shit on Tard.
 
Can you do stuff like:
Tell us about Tarls family, his parents, how Pam is in person, how Eddie is, info on his older brother they threw away, info on his "niece", all the stupid shit Tard does, how bad of a fuck he is, his whiskey dick, how often he gets drunk, how bad he is at fucking, maybe he asked for you to peg him once, embarrassing shit, how bad his stinking clothing smells, how he likes to tuck his dick between legs and do the buffalo bill lotion dance after you do his makeup, his cats, cat shit on the floor, his shitty cars, his secrets, how he smells like piss and ass, how he keeps his room like a fucking garbage dump landfill.
Fuck if you would build a tome of good shit to tell all about you could start a givesendgo to bribe the next juicy tidbit, but you are shitting up this thread arguing with other people here to alog Tard.
I want you to "win" by doing shit that fucks with Tarl's image - Im actually rooting for you, but get on with business. Maybe coordinate with the others in the harem-coven instead of fighting to get more juicy shit on Tard.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that is not possible. Much like physical torture, the subject will invent a fictional narrative that the interrogator wants to hear. No data obtained will be valid.
 
Did everyone catch @Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard today saying he gets asked for autographs around Rutland, comparing himself to the Mac / Culkin? It was unreal. This greasy drunk gay pirate idiot Walmart Warlock says he gets asked for his autograph around Rutland and noticed while he goes out to eat. HAHAHAH. The deludamol is going into overdose territory.

In this video, @Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard discusses Macaulay Culkin's approach to public life and the challenges of high level fame - he seems to think he can add commentary because he gets noticed (I know people from that area, he is becoming famous for being a drunk drugged out loser and people in the area think he is a disturbing freak).

Tard wants to get people to follow a famous person protocol - fans should not to approach the famous for autographs or photos when he is out with his children or family

Tard also points out boundaries for family time Tard things both Mac and himself are generally open to signing autographs or taking photos when he is alone in public

Tard goes on to glaze Culkin as one of the most "level-headed," "rational," and "sane" people in Hollywood - like the Mac needs Tards "help"

Tard notes that Culkin seems to have successfully "divorced himself" from the typical Hollywood acting circuit to focus on his own life and family. Unlike Mac, Tard abandoned once child and aborted another, while Mac has both children under his roof.

Tard mentions Culkin’s past defense of Michael Jackson, which he uses as an example of Culkin being a down-to-earth and loyal individual. What Tard might miss is he cheated on and two-timed every woman he ever dipped his wick into.

Tard actually now tries to explain The "Torture" of Fame - like Mac and Jackson, like Tard can add anything here.

Tard discusses how fame can be "a fate worse than death" - he mentioned how fame can be like "hell" of being someone like Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, or PewDiePie, who often cannot perform simple tasks like grocery shopping without a security detail or a mob of fans. He then makes a Cringe As Fuck remark about how "hell" is a cool place.

Tard then again, in his barely viewed video, talks of his own experience of being recognized in public - Tard then expresses deep sympathy for celebrities who lose their privacy (like the even know how Tard is)

Tard then highlights that many in the industry are driven "batshit" by the constant pressure to serve every fan at all times

Uploading Tard's video here so he doesnt get more views. Always view Tard's shit incognito to prevent jewTube from giving him doots.
 
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Did everyone catch @Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard today saying he gets asked for autographs around Rutland, comparing himself to the Mac / Culkin? It was unreal. This greasty drunk gay pirate idiot Walmart Warlock says he gets asked for his autograph around Rutland and noticed while he goes out to eat. HAHAHAH. The deludamol is going into overdose territory.
It's believable on account of him having an 800+ page k-farms thread with dozens of scorned exes as well as the fact he is pretty recognizable from YouTube. Although he may not get trillions of views I have definitely seen him around outside of k-farms.

You're just mad you don't have a harem of salty exes
 
Where the fuck is Captain Retarl? Why are you guys arguing with the hoes? Should be a rule. If the Captain is not on the deck, women remain in their quarters. Also Styx your terms are acceptable. terms.png
 
Can you do stuff like:
Tell us about Tarls family, his parents, how Pam is in person, how Eddie is, info on his older brother they threw away, info on his "niece", all the stupid shit Tard does, how bad of a fuck he is, his whiskey dick, how often he gets drunk, how bad he is at fucking, maybe he asked for you to peg him once, embarrassing shit, how bad his stinking clothing smells, how he likes to tuck his dick between legs and do the buffalo bill lotion dance after you do his makeup, his cats, cat shit on the floor, his shitty cars, his secrets, how he smells like piss and ass, how he keeps his room like a fucking garbage dump landfill.
Fuck if you would build a tome of good shit to tell all about you could start a givesendgo to bribe the next juicy tidbit, but you are shitting up this thread arguing with other people here to alog Tard.
I want you to "win" by doing shit that fucks with Tarl's image - Im actually rooting for you, but get on with business. Maybe coordinate with the others in the harem-coven instead of fighting to get more juicy shit on Tard.
I'm too tired to answer this.
I'll get back to you later.
 
Behold, Tarlette - she - (they/them?) will brag about being the subject of grimoires and master of the trangrams I mean tangrams!

Got to dye out that black hair into a mottled, greasy mess, with some purple streaks, be sure to capture the chin hair that will plague this poor creature, and also get a Banshee-Barbie get up going. Had to make sure to represent some minor acne and eczema in there too.

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Behold, Tarlette will brag about being the subject of grimoires and master of the trangrams!

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Tardette: (noun) an ex-harem member, current harem member of a retard fail-pirate-vampire Walmart Wiccan from Vermont.

ETA: @mickrussom nice faces of meth-esque, possibly faces of HRT psa.
 
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