🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Bumpkin Boozehound]

This thread entered 2025 on page 280 whereas Jeremy's did on page 638 and yet this one will have a higher post count going into next year. A hearty congrats goes out to the exes, we couldn't have done it without you Sarah!

 

[Laylithe]

That.. that wasn't a hoverball. So, you can eat your own pussy like a common dog, then? What exactly are you trying to share with the classroom? You're the one giving us oral sex stories and claiming to be disturbed by it. You're just disturbed overall. Make it into a freestyle.

Omg no I'm not that flexible lol but I am a master b8r I've gotten everyone here many a time, haven't I? Youre all so cute bantering here over a whodunnit

 

[Darkrider]

If you call Tard a bug eater then the implication is that yo' stank ass pussy has bugs in it.

Just saying.

Jeff Goldblum is gonna pop out of her pussy.

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

At this point, I think Sara just likes the attention and is a glutton for punishment. She's not any closer to "owning" Styx, which was her stated goal. Meanwhile, she just doesn't have the bantz to dodge all the wicked burns she's taking, often coming back with a low-intellect, schoolyard-level comeback. Genuinely sad. She should really make that YouTube channel so she can ban all her subscribers for taunting her. It would be a more productive use of her time.

Maybe if her videos do well, she'll attract the attention of a different "creator/influencer" like Jeremy Hambly, who will give her a pity job editing their videos and only sexually harass her once in a while.

Wait wait wait , I'm kinda confused here. Can someone give me some context before I sound like a retard. is like... Sara related too styx in some irl fashion or an orbiter or some other shit

 

[monk]

If someone's eating your pussy for hours, then they are a suspicious individual trying to relieve you of a restroom break.

Did Tard ever eat your pussy? Is he good at it? You think he was drilling for piss?
Eating pussy is pretty fucking gay though. Satisfying a hoe without your dick? Beta boy cuck behavior.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Did Tard ever eat your pussy? Is he good at it? You think he was drilling for piss?
Eating pussy is pretty fucking gay though. Satisfying a hoe without your dick? Beta boy cuck behavior.

Women are better at it.

 

[Laylithe]

If someone's eating your pussy for hours, then they are a suspicious individual trying to relieve you of a restroom break.

There are so many different types of orgasms to be had...and many women have proclaimed to never have felt one (I call bullshit, but I'm too insane to speak for all women). Anyway. *COUGH*

 

[Darkrider]

Eating pussy is pretty fucking gay though

He's a fanook.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Girls are weird.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Girls are weird.

This thread is getting pretty manky, smells like feet, cheese, old catfood, and desperation imho.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Girls are weird.

One moment they're putting their male counterparts into prison, the next they're having oral sex. IDK, LOL!

 

[Laylithe]

This thread is getting pretty manky, smells like feet, cheese, old catfood, and desperation imho.

Smells like frankincense and cinnamon over here, but ok

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Smells like frankincense and cinnamon over here, but ok

Gotta have something to cover the smell of desperation. I'm keeping the mini power washer charged just in case the funk starts moving west.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Smells like frankincense and cinnamon over here, but ok

You would be the basic white bitch with dollar store scented candles to cover up the stank of failure.

 

[Laylithe]

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I should make smarter decisions.

You would be the basic white bitch with dollar store scented candles to cover up the stank of failure.

No it's mini cinnamon brooms from dollar general and frankincense from local co-op

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

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I should make smarter decisions.

You already deleted them, so that's a start.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Where's a drunk faggy pirate when you need him?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I did not touch her, no indeed
I never really had the need
Assaulted no one, still no crime
Yes due to idiots did the time

The legal system, yes, it's true
Is there to screw both me and you
You'll think you are quite the angel
Until in the web of law, entangled

And now I won...der...

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think Sam would pass me by?
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just get out of jail time

This Tarl guy and the three (?) grown women who cant leave him alone?

Maybe they're yearning for his strong arms

Or he's funny or something?

BPD rap battle when?

Sara:

Skills
* Very good at the cyber
* Good reflexes (difficult to stab)
* Ethiopian

Sam:

Skills
* 99 Restaurants doesn't let just anyone become a waitress you know
* Mother of the Year
* Most likely to have a Netflix documentary about her one day

Who will win? Place bets now!

but he did eat pussy for hours

That's what faggots do because they can't keep it up.

I say was, because in hindsight, its is much better to do it myself and not deal with risking having my juices sampled by the bug eater when he's done with me. I dont think I'll ever be able to wash my brain of this for a while, absolutely horrifying and disgusting.

Yeah that was nasty. Also it looks like his teeth are all trying to escape his mouth in different directions in protest

 

[Laylithe]

Where's a drunk faggy pirate when you need him?

Where's daddy when you need him?

Sexual Chocolate, I'm a good seamstress, a fantastic mother who's kids tell me they love me all the time randomly, good at cooking, I can sing, and I'm really good at insulting people online

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Where's daddy when you need him?

Mine's exactly where I left him. Where's yours? Still gone for milk and smokes?