🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
That never happened. Any of it. I totally and honestly deny it.

What did happen is when I was much younger I repeatedly stole the locks from the gate out back that leads to the water control system because they always left it dangling when they went through. I probably still have them. I also stole an ax once from a bulldozer. Also, I have used marijuana and psychedelics.

This makes me a dangerous and insane man. They should bring up the stretching rack.
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Anyone that tells you they're being honest is being anything but.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
False categorization. You are not similar to the others, because you are motivated only by sheer hate, not a sense of being wronged. You are merely a manipulative mall wiccan.
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I'll give Sticks that one. A manipulative mole Wiccan is a pretty good insult. But you're still a subhuman gay butt pirate who cannot accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Can I get an Amen? We will cleanse this bore of his demons. If he stopped worshiping demons, he would not invite demons into his life in the shape of these. Jezebel 's.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
I'll give Sticks that one. A manipulative mole Wiccan is a pretty good insult. But you're still a subhuman gay butt pirate who cannot accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Can I get an Amen? We will cleanse this bore of his demons. If he stopped worshiping demons, he would not invite demons into his life in the shape of these. Jezebel 's.
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Well said.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
That never happened. Any of it. I totally and honestly deny it.

What did happen is when I was much younger I repeatedly stole the locks from the gate out back that leads to the water control system because they always left it dangling when they went through. I probably still have them. I also stole an ax once from a bulldozer. Also, I have used marijuana and psychedelics.

This makes me a dangerous and insane man. They should bring up the stretching rack.
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One would think that were better 'evinced' by your domestic battery conviction.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Bitch, I was stoned out a flight of stairs by an abusive parent and you complaining about getting hit with a fucking belt? Get over your fucking self. You'll a what, 33? Shit, you fucking. Gen Z Millennial. Niggers cannot get over childhood trauma. Get over it and move on with your fucking life and stop obsessing over a gay butt pirate.
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Is she wrong though? Belting a child's bare ass is kind of weird and definitely outdated. It's also illegal in some states.

If the child knows better it is best to reason with them, and if they do not know better, why punish them physically?

Corporal punishment is useless anyways. You know what being spanked as a kid taught me? To avoid detection when I did things I wished to do that were verboten. I am awfully good at it. I guess this turns intelligent people into chaotic neutrals, so to speak.
 
Particle Bored said:
One would think that were better 'evinced' by your domestic battery conviction.
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My poor decision to not take the stand in my own defense is the only reason I was convicted. Tossing a phone is not assault and battery under any logical definition. If that were the case then damn I have been a victim of domestic battery like twenty times. But I am not inclined to call the police on people unless there is some particularly grave reason.

Samantha was not even the one who called the police, it was the hotel staff. She is blameless in this instance.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
What did happen is when I was much younger I repeatedly stole the locks from the gate out back that leads to the water control system because they always left it dangling when they went through. I probably still have them. I also stole an ax once from a bulldozer. Also, I have used marijuana and psychedelics.
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Nigger, your escapades are fucking lame. I used to throw. Giant ass boulders down a highway. That they would later have to move with giant ash trucks because I was bored and also repeatedly accidentally set the woods on fire with illegal fireworks and used to. Ride around on a petty boom because I knew where all the keys were on every construction site. If you want to steal and have a joy, ride on any heavy equipment. We usually hide the keys in the gas compartment. Or under the seat.


Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Is she wrong though? Belting a child's bare ass is kind of weird and definitely outdated. It's also illegal in some states.

If the child knows better it is best to reason with them, and if they do not know better, why punish them physically?

Corporal punishment is useless anyways. You know what being spanked as a kid taught me? To avoid detection when I did things I wished to do that were verboten. I am awfully good at it. I guess this turns intelligent people into chaotic neutrals, so to speak.
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If a child is destroying a story, he one 100 per cent should get his ass whooped with the belt. Sometimes belting a child is one 100 per cent appropriate.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Bitch, I was stoned out a flight of stairs by an abusive parent and you complaining about getting hit with a fucking belt? Get over your fucking self. You'll a what, 33? Shit, you fucking. Gen Z Millennial. Niggers cannot get over childhood trauma. Get over it and move on with your fucking life and stop obsessing over a gay butt pirate.
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I suspect that there are a number of people in this thread who had it worse than Samantha and still managed to get over it before they hit their 30s. That's why nobody is impressed with her plight sperging.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Is she wrong though? Belting a child's bare ass is kind of weird and definitely outdated. It's also illegal in some states.

If the child knows better it is best to reason with them, and if they do not know better, why punish them physically?

Corporal punishment is useless anyways. You know what being spanked as a kid taught me? To avoid detection when I did things I wished to do that were verboten. I am awfully good at it. I guess this turns intelligent people into chaotic neutrals, so to speak.
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You being a brat that your parents couldn't handle is proof that they should have had a firm hand because look how your life turned out.
And before you go on to tell me your life is great, we're gonna compare notes:
I've never needed to be bailed out of jail
I've never been convicted of domestic abuse/violence
I've never left my child on the other side of the planet
I've never had a harem of BPD whore exes dog piling me on a lolcow thread
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
He's done a lot of very good work. From Shaggy in Scooby-Doo movies to Bosch and other shows he is a solid character actor.
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Right, he was perfect as Shaggy. I was rewatching Serial Mom not too long ago and already wondered there what became of him.
Darkrider said:
And then they put her in that Rolling Stones music video.
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Oh wow, total blast from the past! Completely forgot about the song or that she was in the video, just watched it for the first time in a million years. She had the perfect mix of skanky and model-tier pretty at that time.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Is she wrong though? Belting a child's bare ass is kind of weird and definitely outdated. It's also illegal in some states.

If the child knows better it is best to reason with them, and if they do not know better, why punish them physically?

Corporal punishment is useless anyways. You know what being spanked as a kid taught me? To avoid detection when I did things I wished to do that were verboten. I am awfully good at it. I guess this turns intelligent people into chaotic neutrals, so to speak.
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Nigger, when I was younger the nuns, teachers and parents could beat you into entirely new shapes depending on how badly you fucked up. I've never been accused, much less convicted of domestic assault. Also, I wouldn't brag about how good you are at concealing crimes since you were convicted of domestic assault in Louisiana last year.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
He lost interest in that as soon as he realized I wasn't willing to piss in his mouth.
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Samantha, we all know you did pissing the gay butt pirates mouth you a nasty hoe and a compulsive liar and sticks as a dirty, dirty, dirty libertarian and is proving once and for all why libertarians are a joke political philosophy. They're either selling out to foreign intelligence or being. 10 times more degenerate than the most fucked up far left freakazoid.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Samantha, we all know you did pissing the gay butt pirates mouth you a nasty hoe and a compulsive liar and sticks as a dirty, dirty, dirty libertarian and is proving once and for all why libertarians are a joke political philosophy. They're either selling out to foreign intelligence or being. 10 times more degenerate than the most fucked up far left freakazoid.
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I have no political affiliations.

Your argument is invalid.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
He lost interest in that as soon as he realized I wasn't willing to piss in his mouth.
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I never asked you to do that. Yet another lie bootstrapped to pre-existing claims. You are a psycho, Sara.

What I did was lose interest in eating you out (a hard thing to do!) because you were incapable of doing anything other than pretending sexual pleasure, presumably because you fucked yourself on cam so much that the whole area is numb and calloused.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Samantha, we all know you did pissing the gay butt pirates mouth you a nasty hoe and a compulsive liar and sticks as a dirty, dirty, dirty libertarian and is proving once and for all why libertarians are a joke political philosophy. They're either selling out to foreign intelligence or being. 10 times more degenerate than the most fucked up far left freakazoid.
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You're replying to Sara, not Samantha, lol.
 
Can one of you provide a detailed play-by-play of one of these sexual encounters? Stop teasing us with brief flashes of detail.
 
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