🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Open Book said:
YOU HAVE YOUR CHILDREN FOR CHRISTMAS AND YOU'RE ON FUCKING KIWIWFARMS BITCHING?!?!?!

Yet you wonder why everyone is telling you to do better.
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You have our kids the majority of the time and yet you're so concerned about what Tarl and I are doing you stalk us both online even when you're working. When you have the kids????.....and yet you're mad because I asked for a divorce because you neglect literally everything around you until it's forced to leave or die. Perhaps YOU do better, shit turd.
 
Laylithe said:
I was beaten and whipped like a fucking slave
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You don't know whippings until your grandma tells you to go get her a switch. And God help you if you chose a weak or easily breakable switch, because she'd find one and the whipping would be worse.
Laylithe said:
Spanking with belts on bare asses
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So you were just given regular belt to ass whippings. Sure they hurt, but a lot of children (myself included) got them and turned out to be normal and productive members of society.
Take your meds.
 
Laylithe said:
You have our kids the majority of the time and yet you're so concerned about what Tarl and I are doing you stalk us both online even when you're working. When you have the kids????.....and yet you're mad because I asked for a divorce because you neglect literally everything around you until it's forced to leave or die. Perhaps YOU do better, shit turd.
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You don't 'ask' for a divorce. You file for one. Hope this helps.
Laylithe said:
shit turd
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Office of Redundancy Office.
 
Laylithe said:
You have our kids the majority of the time and yet you're so concerned about what Tarl and I are doing you stalk us both online even when you're working. When you have the kids????.....and yet you're mad because I asked for a divorce because you neglect literally everything around you until it's forced to leave or die. Perhaps YOU do better, shit turd.
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Stalk (read: keep an eye on your mental case of an ex when she has the kids in case she does something messed up or threatens to kill them)
 
Laylithe said:
You have our kids the majority of the time and yet you're so concerned about what Tarl and I are doing you stalk us both online even when you're working. When you have the kids????.....and yet you're mad because I asked for a divorce because you neglect literally everything around you until it's forced to leave or die. Perhaps YOU do better, shit turd.
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Tl/dr: "Merry Christmas"
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
At least Sam acknowledges that she has children and fought for them. While I am far from happy about recent events, at least she fucking tries.
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Sam uses her kids as a cudgel to attack her ex (the same way she uses the legal system to fuck with you). Sara might be a retard, but at least she has the good sense to keep her kids out of the conversation.
 
Godmode said:
Sam uses her kids as a cudgel to attack her ex (the same way she uses the legal system to fuck with you). Sara might be a retard, but at least she has the good sense to keep her kids out of the conversation.
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Noooooo its fiiiine to weaponize innocent children. They're cute little pawn pieces in your game of Trailer Park Chess.
 
EnglishHard said:
Oh fuck I literally cried xd

On a side note - nearing the end of the thread. Can someone recommend other funny threads? I've seen Onision's but his was more horror than laughs. Maybe India Manace?
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Depends on what you define as funny? As in the cows come crashing in? or they're just an unmitigated mess?
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Most of slungus, excepting their posts. You didn't sleep at all after mass? Don't know if I could do that myself. Too damn much to do even today. Merry Christmas to all God-fearing Christians.
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We went to bed after mass, but kids have this internal clock when it comes to Christmas day, so we were up at 5. @lana del rey Slungus is just terminally online, his posts aren't funny, but the abuse he invites upon himself sure is
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Depends on what you define as funny? As in the cows come crashing in? or they're just an unmitigated mess?
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Anything really? Rekieta is like the best lolcow for me. Coctail of narcissistic, smug, self destructive and stupid is perfect.

Honest to God retards make me sorry for them, and it ruins the fun. So no Chris Chan shit.

If you can just drop some of your favourites I'd bite. I can take even a sad one if you find it memorable enough. Funny would be preferable - it's Christmas season after all.
 
Dirty knee growls said:
Any other threads where the cow gets involved in the thread ?
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Melinda
Andrew
Tommy Tooter

EnglishHard said:
If you can just drop some of your favourites I'd bite
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I love observing extreme unmedicated illness in the wild, and while almost all cows meet that, I really do love a long festering illness where you really have to scratch your head at how they managed to survive.
The Brothel Prince
La Principessa
THE BOSSMANJACK NO RIGGERS ALLOWED
Seahorse Dad
Ol Stabby
Miserable Cunt Incarnate
Schizophrenic Foreskin Fetishist
Kill em with Kindness (or how to destroy a Troon Commune)
"The most talented composer in human history"

I'm also fond of our homegrown cows like Tiffany, Slungus, Bearhammer, Hogendorp, Claudia. But those are mostly young people who are just not gonna make it in this world and are already getting chewed up and spit out.
 
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Laylithe said:
Unfortunately, being beaten and whipped to the point of ABUSE isn't just a grievance. I wasn't smacked on the hand for stealing cookies and then told to ask for them next time; I was beaten and whipped like a fucking slave and then was refused sugary foods, including fruit, for years. Do you know what a lack of natural vitamin C does to a growing young female who is abused regularly? Now you do. If I upset or disappoint you, then you should listen carefully to not become like the people I speak about. There is a reason I cut off my family, and it's not because they just love me so much and I'm an ungrateful brat.

Spanking with belts on bare asses is for kinky adults, not children, therefore I declare I was sexually abused as a child.

Sane people would get over it? You sound like a covert abusive person who wants their victim to spare you a lifetime of wrath in return for literally ruining their entire life and mind. Im gonna go open presents with my kids.
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Listen, I'm gonna be polite because it's Christmas and I'm too cheery to antagonize anyone atm: This is exactly as I explained in the post you're replying to. You're relitigating all the bad things that happened to you a long time ago, and you're getting angry at someone telling you the best move for your own mental health is to accept and move on. And I know you're angry because now you're accusing me of being an abuser.

Do you think, in all honesty, on a huge forum that's as edgy as this one, that you're the only person who suffered childhood trauma? This is a rhetorical question and I don't actually need an answer.

But think about what you are a unique case of. You're in here arguing for dozens, hundreds of pages with your old chickenchested stud and his stable of satanic sluts. You're endangering the custody of your children by posting credible threats against another ex (who you threatened to curbstomp outside a police station several pages ago). Most of us get on here to have some laughs, or to go off in a funny way that isn't socially possible elsewhere. But you're on here digging yourself further into mental illness. No word of a lie, that's just a sad way to go through life.

Do better, Merry Christmas.
 
This is the next rekeita thread. I posted 2 days ago 645 and it's now 725. Quartering is the best business man hiring this cunt. Landman's wife has more business acumen.
 
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