🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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AnOminous said:
That's an oubliette, bro. They just chuck you into one of those and forget you. Nobody ever pays attention to you again. You're forgotten in a pit.
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The irony. Is this where Prince Warwick is keeping @Sekhmet666 right now?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Once, I roared with delight as he got tentacled by what you would vaguely describe as a blue octo-person, and got injected on both sides at once. He seemed to enjoy it.
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so basically Tarl's idea of Hell and magic and spirituality is he starts daydreaming and imagining tentacle rape porn of a man, by a man who is blue and an octopus and the octopus is shoving a tentacle up the asshole and the mouth of the man. This is now spiritual fact. And instead of separating this imagined thought into its own bucket, he tosses it in with his beliefs. This isn't even esoteric symbolism hidden in dreams, this is just a vampirate's gay fantasy.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
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please tell me this is from his gay cartoon and not more of his imagination. i refuse to watch the show to determine
 
TulpaTownW said:
so basically Tarl's idea of Hell and magic and spirituality is he starts daydreaming and imagining tentacle rape porn of a man, by a man who is blue and an octopus and the octopus is shoving a tentacle up the asshole and the mouth of the man. This is now spiritual fact. And instead of separating this imagined thought into its own bucket, he tosses it in with his beliefs. This isn't even esoteric symbolism hidden in dreams, this is just a vampirate's gay fantasy.

please tell me this is from his gay cartoon and not more of his imagination. i refuse to watch the show to determine
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It is imaginative and derives from my literature. It's sort of a continuing story from Morbid Stories, Sickness in Hell, and Nutty Norman. I have a great time writing them.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
derives from my literature.
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ok so on reading up about Helluva Boss, the character Blitzo borrows a grimoirre from Stolas in order to go to earth and assassinate people. Now you seem to indicate that your soul was in Hell and now you've decided to reincarnate on Earth, you "left for this Turd world". Are you sure you came up with this idea yourself?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Magic is actually real. More than half of the people here believe in some faggot in the sky they have never seen so for them to judge me about my understanding is fairly funny. I do not call my spirituality a system of "beliefs" because they are true whether people believe it or not.

This has little to do with what has now effectively become a dogfight in and between people posting. It's almost like someone cast some... chaos magic.
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
No you're on the floor.
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I would tell you to eat shit, but you might actually enjoy that shit.
 
TulpaTownW said:
ok so on reading up about Helluva Boss, the character Blitzo borrows a grimoirre from Stolas in order to go to earth and assassinate people. Now you seem to indicate that your soul was in Hell and now you've decided to reincarnate on Earth, you "left for this Turd world". Are you sure you came up with this idea yourself?
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Considering I began my foray into this topic around 2004 or so, I'd say yes. I do think Vivziepop might have occult knowledge as a result of the relatively memetic understanding she shows of the topic. Sure, creative liberty is taken, but it's a bit beyond coincidence, what I see.

Also the series is hilarious while also being sometimes thought provoking.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Considering I began my foray into this topic around 2004 or so, I'd say yes. I do think Vivziepop might have occult knowledge as a result of the relatively memetic understanding she shows of the topic. Sure, creative liberty is taken, but it's a bit beyond coincidence, what I see.

Also the series is hilarious while also being sometimes thought provoking.
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And to think that all this time, you could have been doing something useful, like memorizing train schedules.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
I would tell you to eat shit, but you might actually enjoy that shit.
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I would tell you to act in a rational manner and have some fun. The Sara I originally met was a giggly self deprecating goofball and that is what attracted me to you to begin with. Now all I see is bitterness and obsessive hatred.

Happy Festivus by the way! My grievance against you is that you are perplexingly bipolar in your personality. You can flip like a light switch from happy to a cold ice queen and I have absolutely no doubt that you have plowed through many dicks in the last decade, because you lure men in with the sultry thing then drive them nuts.

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
And to think that all this time, you could have been doing something useful, like memorizing train schedules.
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When you can sell almost 400,000 copies of literature and have a back catalog and continuing sales large enough so that your loved ones would still be provided for by the continuing income even if you were hit by a car and died today, call me.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I would tell you to act in a rational manner and have some fun. The Sara I originally met was a giggly self deprecating goofball and that is what attracted me to you to begin with. Now all I see is bitterness and obsessive hatred.

Happy Festivus by the way! My grievance against you is that you are perplexingly bipolar in your personality. You can flip like a light switch from happy to a cold ice queen and I have absolutely no doubt that you have plowed through many dicks in the last decade, because you lure men in with the sultry thing then drive them nuts.
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Isn’t this just all women
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
When you can sell almost 400,000 copies of literature and have a back catalog and continuing sales large enough so that your loved ones would still be provided for by the continuing income even if you were hit by a car and died today, call me.
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Then why are you always e-begging for bail, exes' rent, booze money, and laptop money? Where'd all your massive earnings go? Why were you trying to hawk your shitty silver play button? Stop lying to yourself. You provide absolutely nothing to society except being an annoying fuckgoof living at home shitposting online for validation, and telling the world just how much you "don't care" and how "successful" you are....... The caliber of cognitive dissonance and delusion you possess are literally the only thing impressive about you.
 
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