🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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TheRealist067 said:
Fairy tale nonsense, and a total waste of time. It is however a good way to escape reality, which is often painful, harsh, and unforgiving in it's cruelty.
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Magic is actually real. More than half of the people here believe in some faggot in the sky they have never seen so for them to judge me about my understanding is fairly funny. I do not call my spirituality a system of "beliefs" because they are true whether people believe it or not.

This has little to do with what has now effectively become a dogfight in and between people posting. It's almost like someone cast some... chaos magic.

nelly98 said:
@GayResearchVlogger what're you studying for tech?
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I highly doubt she is intelligent enough in such an arena unless it involves mechanical dildo machines.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
It's almost like someone cast some... chaos magic.
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you know, Carlos César Salvador Arana (aka Carlos Castaneda) also claimed magic is real. He was even awarded a PhD in anthropology from UCLA for his writings on the subject.

As it happens, Castaneda was full of shit. Decades later, he admitted it was all bullshit; he made the whole thing up. Interestingly, UCLA never revoked his degree. Huh.

There's no such thing as magic, you delusional twat. Lay off the bong hits or the acid tabs or the cranial concussions or whatever mung you're tripping on.
 
Andrealphus Fag 2 said:
I visit this thread on and off, and the only thoughts I can really contribute are:

1) This man speaks like he's possessed by a founding father.
2) Get his ass.
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Andrealphus is indeed a fag. Like, he only likes males. Of course this becomes difficult at times since Hell is full of far more sentient species than just humans. Once, I roared with delight as he got tentacled by what you would vaguely describe as a blue octo-person, and got injected on both sides at once. He seemed to enjoy it.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Magic is actually real. More than half of the people here believe in some faggot in the sky they have never seen so for them to judge me about my understanding is fairly funny. I do not call my spirituality a system of "beliefs" because they are true whether people believe it or not.

This has little to do with what has now effectively become a dogfight in and between people posting. It's almost like someone cast some... chaos magic.
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Magic is real? Any evidence for this? No.

As for a fairy man in the sky, I have no comment on that.

No, magic is not real. Not the kind you purport to practice. Sorry. If it were real you wouldn't be as messed up as you are, living in a hovel with mom and dad.
 
Andrealphus Fag 2 said:
This put a smile on my face. I'm a woman, not that you'd know what that is.
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Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
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Still insisting these are sober posts?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
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This is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever read, congratulations on making me finally believe in the occult with your mastery of cringe magic.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
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That seems like quite the tale, not sure if you're trolling, drunk or something else though. Don't you people ever sleep? I think you should also try meditation and physical exercise!
 
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