🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Godmode said:
@Sekhmet666 said it, and Tarl said he would reign in hell.
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Too bad hell is personalized, so instead of being King Shit of Sex, Drugs, and Violence Mountain, he'll be a branch manager at an insurance company and wear clip-on ties with short-sleeve button down shirts, and eat turkey mayo on white bread sandwiches for all eternity. And the insurance company will never have any claims against it, so the phone will never ring, and he won't have a secretary; just a giant pile of applications and accounting statements that never get any smaller.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Too bad hell is personalized, so instead of being King Shit of Sex, Drugs, and Violence Mountain, he'll be a branch manager at an insurance company and wear clip-on ties with short-sleeve button down shirts, and eat turkey mayo on white bread sandwiches for all eternity. And the insurance company will never have any claims against it, so the phone will never ring, and he won't have a secretary; just a giant pile of applications and accounting statements that never get any smaller.
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Sweet Jesus. Not even any iceberg lettuce,?
 
F95 said:
Fuck. There's been like 50 pages generated in just a few days. I have no clue what's been going on. This thread has gone off the deep end.

Has anyone answered why there's a fireplace in what was apparently a former garage?
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I just got caught up myself, basically it's just Sara having a cat fight with a new girl in the thread, and Tarl reeing at Sara... Also Sam has an electric range.
 
ZipDisk said:
Terry's disciple - Fuck off, Open Book provides the details the cows want to never talk about, which then forces them to talk about it. He's the Cesar Milan of this fucking thread and how dare you.
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Nigga shut the fuck up. It was fun and games at first, but Samantha is crazy enough to kill her kids to get back at Dylan. Open Book has shown us more than enough..
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You know about as much about the spiritual world as a middle school wiccan who habitually reads whatever witchy young adult fiction story is fashionable at the time. Who are you fooling lol.

So, what is your excuse for being utterly insane? Because it sure ain't any magical force where you paint with all the colors of the wind Pocohontas.
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Tarl, what spiritual world are you referring to? Unless you've paid this so called place a visit you don't know anything about it either. Give the fantasy a rest already, and come join the rest of us in objective reality.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I have never been a religious Satanist. I was an edgy atheistic Satanist but realized it is retarded and began practicing other things. There is a meteor shower tonight, it is amazing.


That's like saying I'm an atheistic Christian. Total nonsense, of course.
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I'm into women only... Too much at times it seems.
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Well, you are an addictive personality, so a lack of self control is perhaps your biggest character flaw. Like you not being able to stop yourself from posting here, even though it is most certainly "not" good for you, or your so called career.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
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I do not own any firearms and do not have access to any. I do own bladed weapons. This is legal. In theory I could buy a flamethrower today and oddly this is legal under US weapons law too. Oddly I could also buy black powder weapons because the US government is retarded and does not consider them to be firearms. If you have reviewed US weapons law you would quickly lose faith in congress to make rational decisions.
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I am a master of the sword, believe it or not, and have been practicing for going on 50 years. If you ever want "actual" lessons, so you can do more than cosplay, and pretend that you know how to use the garbage weapons you likely own, then do let me know. Peace out.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I already chuckled about it. I'm not missing such an opportunity.

I don't know why people believe I am intoxicated (I am not.) I talk about magic all the time. I have about 400 videos on the occult on my pages.
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Fairy tale nonsense, and a total waste of time. It is however a good way to escape reality, which is often painful, harsh, and unforgiving in it's cruelty.
 
TheRealist067 said:
Fairy tale nonsense, and a total waste of time. It is however a good way to escape reality, which is often painful, harsh, and unforgiving in its cruelty.
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Try mastering the “multi-quote” and the “edit” button. There’s no need in 3x, 4x posting.

Thread Tax: you will never be a real wizard Stynx. Think about your daughter the next time you want to abuse a woman, believe it or not she’ll one day become one herself.
 
F95 said:
Fuck. There's been like 50 pages generated in just a few days. I have no clue what's been going on. This thread has gone off the deep end.

Has anyone answered why there's a fireplace in what was apparently a former garage?
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It makes for a nice contrast with the Quartering thread. Over there are lots of meticulous posts with long paragraphs and well-documented video clips. Jeremy is basically being prosecuted and if he were game for posting he wouldn't last very long (he can barely even tweet in his own defense before he deletes it). Here it's just the opposite: one long schizophrenic conversation complete with multiple voices and pirate-themed domestic abuse.

The Apollo-Dionysus dichotomy strikes again.
 
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