🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Open Book]

You can stay mad and keep posting here but it doesn't change anything.

Shit, really?? It won't??!! Wait, nevermind I knew that from seeing how you post on here.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

I got my present from my Secret Santa!! It is a majestic piece of high art imo!
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I know this is probably meant to insult me but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

[SaDoomp]

I know this is probably meant to insult me but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

It's funny, just don't get the reference of the cats. Why a golden gun in particular? Missing some lore perhaps

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

It's funny, just don't get the reference of the cats. Why a golden gun in particular? Missing some lore perhaps

The Secret Santa gifts often reflect different and varied hobbies or interests of the recipient, so those things may have nothing to do with Styx.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

It's funny, just don't get the reference of the cats. Why a golden gun in particular? Missing some lore perhaps

I have no clue, I just think Stolas calling me a retard while cats attack me is funny.

 

[SaDoomp]

I have no clue, I just think Stolas calling me a retard while cats attack me is funny.

I thought the cats might be your exes and the golden gun a reference to fame perhaps

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

I thought the cats might be your exes and the golden gun a reference to fame perhaps

I think the cat with the gun is meant to be a James Bond assassin reference or something. Still hilarious.

 

[SaDoomp]

I think the cat with the gun is meant to be a James Bond assassin reference or something. Still hilarious.

Yeah the background is reminiscent of the Bond intro. Oh well, C'est la vie indeed

 

[deleuzeon]

It appears to be a reference to the James Bond "golden gun," an assassin's tool. The cats, or "pussies," basically the girls in his life, have destroyed Tarl in a way that "only they can." He crawls to Stolas the owl-god for help, but Stolas does not know him. This drawing should be preserved in a museum. I have seen much less important work from the actual Renaissance.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Postpartum depression can be recognized for what it is. My words in those messages do not accurately communicate what I was feeling; which was frustration at a lack of support, love, and control in my life and marriage. I am not a black hole just because you can't provide for me. I don't shop at malls or sephora or want to take luxurious trips all the time I like thrift stores, Walmart clothes, and road trips to museums and art exhibits.

Tarl said he loved me but he's fucking a turkeytoad bug eating woman. Its crazy, I'll have to call this chapter of my life "Run"

I'd call it after your favorite movie: How to lose a child in 30 days.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

It appears to be a reference to the James Bond "golden gun," an assassin's tool. The cats, or "pussies," basically the girls in his life, have destroyed Tarl in a way that "only they can." He crawls to Stolas the owl-god for help, but Stolas does not know him. This drawing should be preserved in a museum. I have seen much less important work from the actual Renaissance.

I still wonder why the cats are speaking French.

 

[deleuzeon]

I still wonder why the cats are speaking French.

A strange detail indeed. They say "c'est la vie," a common idiom, "such is life," so perhaps we can infer a message like: a man who spites his women is likely to be scratched by them.

 

[Leland Palmer]

Probably "Modern Love," "Take on Me," and "Like A Virgin."

"Video Killed the Radio Star" would have been a little on the nose for Tarl, but I like to think that's what it was.

Yeah, I'm a lazy gold digging abusive cheating whore so Office of Child support is coming after me, a mother who was fraudulently told she could be a stay at home mother, because Dylan is on Government Assistance (probably food stamps!). Meanwhile the state says I make too much money to qualify for Government assistance while being unable to afford any of the properties in the area to rent and my lease ends in like 2 weeks....so. yeah. Homelessness here I come! I'll get the tent ready and warmed up.

I sure know how to pick 'em. At least Tarl pays his wife the child support and rent she needs to raise their kid, and paid mine while he could. Thanks for that, buddy ol pal. Sorry I'm too lazy to sell my soul to Satan or spread my legs to random men to pay rent. I guess the price we pay for having morals is starvation, homelessness, and death (if I'm lucky!).

I'm sure that's why you recorded this cover of "Why Don't You Do Right?" to Youtube with updated years to not-so-subtly direct at Tarl.

You are a nonsensical twat. You know full well I would never push a kid into a fucking river. This event indeed happened as I have related. You would pretend not to believe me if I said it snowed last night and insist we'd had a heat wave so spare me your feigned concerns.

See, this is how I know you aren't a real Satanist wizard. You missed a golden opportunity to claim that the incident was an attempt to curry favor with your demonic overlord by giving him the sacrifice of an innocent soul.

 

[SaDoomp]

A strange detail indeed. They say "c'est la vie," a common idiom, "such is life," so perhaps we can infer a message like: a man who spites his women is likely to be scratched by them.

Perhaps a warning to heed and not just laugh

 

[Bothriolepis]

I know this is probably meant to insult me but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

I'm just glad that we've got the legit Stolas in there. Fucking love the Dictionairie Infernal.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

I'm just glad that we've got the legit Stolas in there. Fucking love the Dictionairie Infernal.

Or the lesser keys!

 

[SaDoomp]

Or the lesser keys!

You seem to follow the Occult or Satanism almost as religiously (if not more) than some traditionally religious, (Abrahamic religion, for example) people. Is that a source of comfort, is it to be contrarian, a character... what is it, besides your spiritual experience as a kid? It's an entire thing, not just an isolated episode

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

I know this is probably meant to insult me but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Happy Winter Solstice btw Styx. I made a chicken pot pie would you like some? Or what is your preferred comfort food?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Happy Winter Solstice btw Styx. I made a chicken pot pie would you like some? Or what is your preferred comfort food?

Owl pot pie.

 

[deleuzeon]

You seem to follow the Occult or Satanism almost as religiously (if not more) than some traditionally religious, (Abrahamic religion, for example) people. Is that a source of comfort, is it to be contrarian, a character... what is it, besides your spiritual experience as a kid? It's an entire thing, not just an isolated episode

Satanism and "the occult" is not really what Christians imagine it is, it's not the worship of some goat in a barn, it's not a Moloch statue in the garage. It's the worship of the self, the celebration of one's own intelligence and willpower. It's the narcissism religion.