🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
The odds of 90% of the people here giving me credit even if I rushed into a building and saved twelve orphans from a housefire is so low that I have no interest in "redeeming" myself.
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Crackhead of the Rednecks said:
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I used to work with this guy we called Eeyore behind his back and we used to joke around about him attempting suicide and failing in various humorous ways. The best one was "I was going to suffocate myself with car exhaust but I accidentally bought a soaker hose."

And before anybody gets mad, the guy wasn't suicidal, he was just a complainer. He's fine, annoying people on a different job now.
 
SaDoomp said:
It seems really self-absorbed that you'd only do good if you can get praise from it from strangers. Perhaps, instead, you should try to redeem yourself and do better, if not for anyone else, for the daughter you claim to care about and is growing up without a father by your own choice. If you really cared about her, you'd not want to be an absent, ridiculous father who might go to prison soon. Not even ashamed of going to jail repeatedly, getting blackout drunk on a daily basis, beating up small and possibly pregnant women...
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You are misinterpreting what I said. I would save the orphans, I am saying as well that few people here would even acknowledge it since it's a drama forum.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You are misinterpreting what I said. I would save the orphans, I am saying as well that few people here would even acknowledge it since it's a drama forum.
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I would Styx. If you saved a bunch of orphans from a burning building, I would give you credit. That being said, the chances of you doing that are slim and none. You won't even join your local fire department to save a kitty cat from a tree. So essentially, IF is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that scenario.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You are misinterpreting what I said. I would save the orphans, I am saying as well that few people here would even acknowledge it since it's a drama forum.
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FWIW, I do believe you saved Sam's kid from drowning, and I don't believe it's your fault he went into the river in the first place. Kids are fucking fast, and it only takes a split second.

My own kid fell into the drainage ditch in front of our house in the five seconds it took me to buckle his sister into her car seat. Yes, I was pissed at him, because I had to shower and change him from head to toe, and bring his sister back inside while I did it, and we were late everywhere for the rest of the day. Still, I was grateful that he was alive, and still feel bad about it.

Did I want to kill him or call him a leech? No. Instead, we moved, so we wouldn't have a highly dangerous drainage ditch right outside our house while we had two kids under 5 years old. About a year later, one of our (former) neighbors down the street lost their daughter to the ditch.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
The odds of 90% of the people here giving me credit even if I rushed into a building and saved twelve orphans from a housefire is so low that I have no interest in "redeeming" myself.
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Tarl, let's speak in reality. You wouldn't save one abandoned daughter from a housefire, let alone twelve orphans.
 
I don't buy that a guy who became a dead-beat to his only child would all of a sudden have the heart to save children.
 
W@rui said:
I don't buy that a guy who became a dead-beat to his only child would all of a sudden have the heart to save children.
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Maybe this is optimistic of me but I truly believe saving a kid in danger is instinctual to most adults. I would grab a stranger's child that's running into traffic without thinking and I'm sure pretty much everybody reading this thread would too. It is unrelated to one's active participation in the daily responsibility of parenting.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
The odds of 90% of the people here giving me credit even if I rushed into a building and saved twelve orphans from a housefire is so low that I have no interest in "redeeming" myself.
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And this is why you fail. If you truly didn't give a fuck about what people think, you would redeem yourself for your own sake, rather than looking good to the internet. The thing is: you deeply care about what we think of you, to the point where everything you do is an act of performance art, a desperate and futile attempt to get positive attention. You will find none here, and rather than protecting yourself, logging off, and acting to make your life better, you're here day after day drunkenly arguing with people who are insulting you. If you made an honest effort to turn your life around, I would applaud you and leave you alone. Everybody knows you're not going to do that, though, so I'm going to sit here calling you a baby-murdering, pirate hat-wearing, demon-worshipping, wet-brained retarded faggot white nigger.

You're a baby-murdering, pirate hat-wearing, demon-worshipping, wet-brained retarded faggot white nigger. Drink more Tarl, showing your ass on the internet for our amusement is the only thing you're good for.

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TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:
That wasn't very nice Styx. You need to apologize and give him some of your rum.

Who is better at casting retard magic? You or Styx?

That's the spirit Styx. Just ignore your own downfall.

Because you are on the Kiwifarms fighting with people. I cast Self awareness and make my roll. I need anything but a 6.

All can be forgiven Styx. Every child you would save, you get a gold coin but if you die in the process we will give your charred corpse a proper Christian funeral.
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Disdainer of the Plebs said:
And this is why you fail. If you truly didn't give a fuck about what people think, you would redeem yourself for your own sake, rather than looking good to the internet. The thing is: you deeply care about what we think of you, to the point where everything you do is an act of performance art, a desperate and futile attempt to get positive attention. You will find none here, and rather than protecting yourself, logging off, and acting to make your life better, you're here day after day drunkenly arguing with people who are insulting you. If you made an honest effort to turn your life around, I would applaud you and leave you alone. You're not going to do that, so I'm going to sit here calling you a baby-murdering, pirate hat-wearing, demon-worshipping, wet-brained retarded faggot white nigger.

You're baby-murdering, pirate hat-wearing, demon-worshipping, wet-brained retarded faggot white nigger. Drink more Tarl, showing your ass on the internet for our amusement is the only thing you're good for.

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The sad thing is he dresses worse than most school shooters would
 
TheRealist067 said:
You don't seem to care much about anything,
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especially his daughter
TheRealist067 said:
except attention of any kind, good or bad.
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he thinks he can channel the trump playbook - good attention is good, bad attention even better
he is just a 40 year old loser who targets bpd chicks and abandoned his daughter and a reasonably serviceable wife to live in mom's house and farm his own kf thread
 
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