🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Let this song also be a reminder: if you’re going to talk about Demons and Hell, be cool like Bruce, don’t be gay like Tarl.
 
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Aside from prison. what's everyone's 2026 predictions for the Tarlverse?

The obvious one is Occult Priestess will fuck Tarl and join the league of evil exes.
 
Godmode said:
Aside from prison. what's everyone's 2026 predictions for the Tarlverse?

The obvious one is Occult Priestess will fuck Tarl and join the league of evil exes.
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Sam goes to jail for abusing her kids. Trump names Tarl as a high level advisor, and every cloaca gets a nice massage. Happy 666
 
Godmode said:
Aside from prison. what's everyone's 2026 predictions for the Tarlverse?

The obvious one is Occult Priestess will fuck Tarl and join the league of evil exes.
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Wildcard prediction: Styx and Rekieta mutually salvage their careers by launching a call-in show together where they give earnest relationship advice while drunk and high.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
This nigger could be posting on page 666 and ratify a further meme but he's probably nodded off drunk casting spells deep into some mentally unstable woman's cunt. Or cunt(s).
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I already chuckled about it. I'm not missing such an opportunity.

I don't know why people believe I am intoxicated (I am not.) I talk about magic all the time. I have about 400 videos on the occult on my pages.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I already chuckled about it. I'm not missing such an opportunity.

I don't know why people believe I am intoxicated (I am not.) I talk about magic all the time. I have about 400 videos on the occult on my pages.
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Yeah, you probably have a huge tolerance to alcohol by now, but there's only so much your liver can take. Still no answer as to if you really can have weapons when you are under investigation for violent offences
 
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Tarl, you need to lay off the sauce before it pickles your brain like Rekieta.

Eh never mind, it’s probably too late anyways.
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Dude, he's already passing out mid-streams and during the day in his chair, literally too weak to get up and even make it to a couch. That's a VERY good sign of imminent acute liver failure. He's most likely got alcoholic hepatitis already, judging from the constant belching and the fact that Nikki said he barely eats anything. Every day he shotguns another box of Franzia, the fibroids continue building up in his liver and won't be able to heal, AKA cirrhosis. Best case is he stops today and still has 1/2 liver function for the rest of his pathetic days, but most likely, he'll be dead before year's end.
SWITCH TO EVERCLEAR!
Oh, wait, "Oppositional Defiant Disorder"... Gotcha.
Tardl, please for the love of God don't keep drinking. Please don't start really cooking with gas and gulping down straight everclear. I just don't know if we could all take hearing about your death... Oh the humanity...........:roll:
 
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SaDoomp said:
Yeah, you probably have a huge tolerance to alcohol by now, but there's only so much your liver can take. Still no answer as to if you really can have weapons when you are under investigation for violent offences
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I do not own any firearms and do not have access to any. I do own bladed weapons. This is legal. In theory I could buy a flamethrower today and oddly this is legal under US weapons law too. Oddly I could also buy black powder weapons because the US government is retarded and does not consider them to be firearms. If you have reviewed US weapons law you would quickly lose faith in congress to make rational decisions.
 
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