🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I dunno, I'll take a wigger with no rap game over a psychotic mom who texts 'if you don't get home now I will kill your kids'
But I'm weird.
 
Gotta hand the W to @Laylithe here, this dude's music is really really really bad. Truly awful.
I've been standing up for the guy but listening to this trash, it's obvious he can't find the words to woo his woman's heart. Try producing a song like this and surely she'll come back to be an attentive mother:
 
I've been standing up for the guy but listening to this trash, it's obvious he can't find the words to woo his woman's heart. Try producing a song like this and surely she'll come back to be an attentive mother:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5SwyTvAHw, list: RDGg5SwyTvAHw
To be fair, he does come off as the most responsible person in this story. He's there for his kids, and that makes him a stand-up guy who's worthy of a little defense. You shouldn't feel bad about it.

But, he did actually marry Samantha, AND he purposefully impregnated her three times. He had to have a clue about her character by the time the second pregnancy came around, but he went full steam ahead anyway, so at least a small part of his predicament is his own fault. Also, his music is absolutely appalling, so we get to laugh at him for that a little bit too.
 
To be fair, he does come off as the most responsible person in this story. He's there for his kids, and that makes him a stand-up guy who's worthy of a little defense. You shouldn't feel bad about it.

But, he did actually marry Samantha, AND he purposefully impregnated her three times. He had to have a clue about her character by the time the second pregnancy came around, but he went full steam ahead anyway, so at least a small part of his predicament is his own fault. Also, his music is absolutely appalling, so we get to laugh at him for that a little bit too.
We can call him a bad musician and a bad judge of character, but we can't call him a bad parent until Sam decides to get her bumass off the couch and provide the original messages which will surely vindicate her.
 
"Normal" is subjective.

Most people do not like sex to only last two minutes like yours do.
I put on my robe and wizard hat... 🧙🏿‍♂️
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My dick is normal. Your pussy was so stretched by dildo-ing yourself for money for so long that I was rather disappointed. You will deny this forever, as you have scrubbed as much of your web footprint as possible and were always secretive about the issue, but I could easily pass a lie detector test about any of the things I am claiming. You told me flat out you did this. In fact, you assuredly did it in my house.

In fact you were the worst lay I ever had lol. Also the constant douching removes pheromones and natural scents. You should not do that. Most men do not want your pussy to smell like a cup of purified water.
Tarl when he's trying to woo a woman

Tarl once he has the woman
 

OH my fucking god, what a piece of shit she is. Calling her children pieces of shit?! Saying she's trying hard not to beat them!? My hatred for her has increased significantly.
Edit: By leech I assume she means nursing. So she's referring to her nursing baby as a leech. What the fuck?
 
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