🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I baked brownies with my daughter the other night, I'm teaching her to read recipes, measure, and mix. She's far too advanced to spend her days at school learning shapes and colors I already taught her when she was 2.

How to lose partial custody/visitation rights: a step by step guide by Samantha.

 

[Laylithe]

The only one you are convincing is yourself! you cried wolf so many times in your life that when the day comes and you are finally telling the truth NO ONE will believe you!!!

Bet. You should take your own advice and get a job too, you wouldnt need to be here so much trying to speak for me.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

despite me working SIX jobs that year

Wow, how many jobs have you failed at? You're saying you changed jobs every two months? Dayum.

How else did he acquire screenshots of our private messages?

Want me to prove it? Dylan is the physical embodiment of squidward; an untalented ungrateful SQUID of a man. Fishy head ass.

Maybe Dylan turned them over. It's probably a family nember or a friend. At least ine of you understands that it's a bad idea to sperg online about an open court case.

The joys of home ownership (but houses are far more expensive than just 'the mortgage')

Whoever has primary custody of the kids deserves the house. The court is not going to hand it over to Samantha so that she can live in it with Tarl Fucking Warwick, and refuse to take the kids for even a weekend.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Bet.

Hey Sam, I'm hugging my kids! You should ..
Right. Sorry. Well, just picture it in your head. Its just as good!

 

[Open Book]

I will never give up on my kids the way Dylan gave up on the mother of his kids. Sorry, Dizzy, it aint happn'n

I'd give up on you too, just a lot quicker than that dweeb did. You are impossible.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Sam, may I have access to all those filings, please? I promise to upload them unedited, and since you are completely innocent and there is a smear campaign going on, this will vindicate you!

 

[PsychoSam]

I will never give up on my kids the way Dylan gave up on the mother of his kids. Sorry, Dizzy, it aint happn'n

I would have given up on you too with her toxic delusional behavior. Good Lord get some HELP!!!

EDIT: Off to work...goodbye!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Good Lord get some HELP!!!

To be fair she did seek help, in her own way. She wanted to extricate herself from being a wife and a mother, so she approached a gay pirate retard.
Echoes of 'and along came a spider' play in my head.

 

[Laylithe]

Alright, look, Dyl. You're getting yourself into a pickle here. You've completely outed yourself, and everyone is going to see how negligent of a husband and father you are.

You don't provide your kids with the medicines they need to be healthy when they are sick.

You don't coparent, you constantly accuse, you're putting ALL OF IT ONLINE PUBLICLY and entangling yourself in this mess further for what? None of OUR ISSUES should have anything to do with this thread, but you want to say I was CHEATING on you with a man I TOLD YOU WAS ABUSING ME. So I take care of my own problems, and its a problem. I dont take care of my problems, you still have a problem. The common denominator here is...you having a problem. I have lots of friends with tools that are willing to help you build a bridge and get the fuck over it. I don't want to be with you; get over it. YOU filed for divorce, YOU GOT ONE. You've got Abby. I don't want to be with Tarl, get over it. He's got Nikki. I'm standing on my own, doing everything I said I would; getting my shit together FOR ME AND OUR KIDS, and you have a problem with that? Cry me a river, bro.

 

[kittyhou]

Did you even read what I said? I WENT INTO DEBT TO MAKE SURE MY FAMILY WAS CARED FOR, PSYCHO. This RUTLAND WIGGER BLED ME DRY.

Oh, she's taking out credit cards in her kids' names.

Dylan, time to run those credit checks.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Alright, look, Dyl. You're getting yourself into a pickle here. You've completely outed yourself, and everyone is going to see how negligent of a husband and father you are.

You don't provide your kids with the medicines they need to be healthy when they are sick.

You don't coparent, you constantly accuse, you're putting ALL OF IT ONLINE PUBLICLY and entangling yourself in this mess further for what? None of OUR ISSUES should have anything to do with this thread, but you want to say I was CHEATING on you with a man I TOLD YOU WAS ABUSING ME. So I take care of my own problems, and its a problem. I dont take care of my problems, you still have a problem. The common denominator here is...you having a problem. I have lots of friends with tools that are willing to help you build a bridge and get the fuck over it. I don't want to be with you; get over it. YOU filed for divorce, YOU GOT ONE. You've got Abby. I don't want to be with Tarl, get over it. He's got Nikki. I'm standing on my own, doing everything I said I would; getting my shit together FOR ME AND OUR KIDS, and you have a problem with that? Cry me a river, bro.

Hey, Sam. So basically you're just saying all those documents in the filing are accurate and unedited and you're not upset that you said those things and told your kids to take a long walk off a short pier, you're upset that people know now?
Feel free to offer up any proof to the contrary.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

>I won't watch our children who were sick and prescribed antibiotics that DYLAN REFUSED TO GIVE ME?

>I had to get up at 2am to drive 2 hours to fly across the country to testify against Tarl and Dylan wanted me to watch the kids that night and...what? Wake them up at 1am and bring them to him for 2am? WHEN THEY'RE SICK?? ok. Fucking sue me then, bitch.

>I wont watch my children when I am sick because I don't want THEM getting sick and spreading it at daycare and school? What's the point of them having 2 parents then?

>I won't watch my children when they are sick because I WAS WORKING IN THE CAFETERIA OF AN ELDERLY REHABILITATION CENTER??

All the things you just listed are some of the worst excuses I have ever heard. You have become by far the worst person in this thread. Everyone now hates you just as much as Styx. Congratulations. For Your own sake please use the fucking door already, You are just making great evidence for the future civil suit.

I still don't quite understand how these "women" are all throwing themselves at him. He looks like a chipmunk with Down's syndrome.

Dick Magic

There's more times in the documents you submitted that show you didn't even need illness to be a factor in not showing up.

Go on friend. Please post more.

DYLAN IS OPEN BOOK-- THE ONE POSTING THE SCREENSHOTS YOU RETARD

SELF EMPLOYED YOU FUCKING RETARD I MAKE MORE THAN DYLAN DOES

Despite all the rage, I AM STILL A FUCKING BITCH IN A CAGE!

 

[SaDoomp]

Alright, look, Dyl. You're getting yourself into a pickle here. You've completely outed yourself, and everyone is going to see how negligent of a husband and father you are.

You don't provide your kids with the medicines they need to be healthy when they are sick.

You don't coparent, you constantly accuse, you're putting ALL OF IT ONLINE PUBLICLY and entangling yourself in this mess further for what? None of OUR ISSUES should have anything to do with this thread, but you want to say I was CHEATING on you with a man I TOLD YOU WAS ABUSING ME. So I take care of my own problems, and its a problem. I dont take care of my problems, you still have a problem. The common denominator here is...you having a problem. I have lots of friends with tools that are willing to help you build a bridge and get the fuck over it. I don't want to be with you; get over it. YOU filed for divorce, YOU GOT ONE. You've got Abby. I don't want to be with Tarl, get over it. He's got Nikki. I'm standing on my own, doing everything I said I would; getting my shit together FOR ME AND OUR KIDS, and you have a problem with that? Cry me a river, bro.

Even if he is Dylan, you are not making any favors in giving out private information in a public forum. That can only be used against you. Please, just stay calm, OK? This is something to be talked about in private, through a lawyer, no matter the grievances you may have. If you feel mistreated, this is not the place to make things right

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Alright, look, Dyl. You're getting yourself into a pickle here. You've completely outed yourself, and everyone is going to see how negligent of a husband and father you are.

You don't provide your kids with the medicines they need to be healthy when they are sick.

You don't coparent, you constantly accuse, you're putting ALL OF IT ONLINE PUBLICLY and entangling yourself in this mess further for what? None of OUR ISSUES should have anything to do with this thread, but you want to say I was CHEATING on you with a man I TOLD YOU WAS ABUSING ME. So I take care of my own problems, and its a problem. I dont take care of my problems, you still have a problem. The common denominator here is...you having a problem. I have lots of friends with tools that are willing to help you build a bridge and get the fuck over it. I don't want to be with you; get over it. YOU filed for divorce, YOU GOT ONE. You've got Abby. I don't want to be with Tarl, get over it. He's got Nikki. I'm standing on my own, doing everything I said I would; getting my shit together FOR ME AND OUR KIDS, and you have a problem with that? Cry me a river, bro.

Sam if you post all of your receipts and everything to exonerate yourself I will pay your rent*.

* not a legally binding guarantee. Offer can be rescinded for any reason or no reason, at any time, by the Offerer.

 

[kittyhou]

Even if he is Dylan, you are not making any favors in giving out private information in a public forum. That can only be used against you. Please, just stay calm, OK? This is something to be talked about in private, through a lawyer, no matter the grievances you may have. If you feel mistreated, this is not the place to make things right

Let her feel mistreated. She deserves it. Want me to check on the kids' debt, Sam? I can show your "husband" how to correct it, too.

 

[Laylithe]

Dylan, I'm sorry your father cheated on your mother, telling her he wishes he would've married his ex. Trust me, I wish for the same thing. Now, it was no reason for your mother to have her family run the poor woman over and kill her, but I guess your family is full of pedophiles, drug addicts and criminals anyway so...its par for the course but PLEASE stop projecting YOUR family issues onto me to save YOUR face.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Even if he is Dylan, you are not making any favors in giving out private information in a public forum. That can only be used against you. Please, just stay calm, OK? This is something to be talked about in private, through a lawyer, no matter the grievances you may have. If you feel mistreated, this is not the place to make things right

No, this bitch needs to go nuclear, the only path to getting her kids back (the bad part of the deal for her) and having a roof over her head and a passive income (the good part of the deal for her) is if she goes FUCKING NUCLEAR.

SCORCHED EARTH SAM. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE CARED FOR BY ANOTHER MAN AGAIN. SNATCH THIS OPPORTUNITY BEFORE IT ESCAPES COMPLETELY.

 

[Male Idiot]

Tarl and his exes make me think of this:

The most BPD and the most Autistic pirates reproduce the most.... in this thread, I would say it needed more abortions not less.

 

[Pitckus]

Please, just stay calm, OK? This is something to be talked about in private, through a lawyer, no matter the grievances you may have.

Ignore this man. Keep SPILLING THAT TEA, SIS!

 

[SaDoomp]

You're throwing out accusations of things that are so far removed and far back that no one can possibly make sense of it all. Is any of that true? What a mess, this can't be real...