🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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This thread is moving so fast that I might get some clocks for this, but I don't think I have seen this mentioned. There is some kind of court case involving Samantha Keister taking place in January.


Cases Heard by Brooks, Jennifer



01/13/2026
1:00 PM
Family Case Manager Conference Room[/td][td]
Dylan Beaudry v. Samantha Keister
23-DM-01825 Domestic
Case Management Conference OCS[/td][td]
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister
OCS Intervenor - Office of Child Support Southwest Region ( Sarah Reed )[/td]​
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
In seriousness, having watched him for ten years, I think that his faculties are markedly degraded.
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Styx used to be a brilliant analyst, extremely well informed and a very good talker. I also really liked the old gardening videos. Sad to see the state of him now.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will not go to prison lol.
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YOU'RE GOING TO NIGGER-TOPIA JAIL, AND THIS WILL BE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND;
IT'S GONNA BE YEARS OF NIGGER-RAPE AND THE ENTIRE JAIL IS GONNA CALL YOU "SHIRLEY"

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
This thread is moving so fast that I might get some clocks for this, but I don't think I have seen this mentioned. There is some kind of court case involving Samantha Keister taking place in January.






Styx used to be a brilliant analyst, extremely well informed and a very good talker. I also really liked the old gardening videos. Sad to see the state of him now.
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Pride, addiction and inability to learn and grow exact a heavy toll on a person.

@Laylithe
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister
ha.
lol.
lmao, even.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
This thread is moving so fast that I might get some clocks for this, but I don't think I have seen this mentioned. There is some kind of court case involving Samantha Keister taking place in January.

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It's been talked about. It involves ongoing issues with her kids and her divorce. Probably @PsychoSam can chime in.

Originally she was represented by a lawyer that allegedly Tarl was paying for. It looks like he is no longer in the picture as he's not listed as counsel.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Interesting docket. I know Matthew Viens. Former Army corporal, big built guy. I wonder why he's listed like three times here.
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Tarl, will you be paying for Sam to get a lawyer? She's going to ask, and when you say no, the police will come a callin'.

ooooh, you WERE paying for one, but can't anymore. Purse feeling a little light these days, me boyo? No plunder lately?
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Tarl, will you be paying for Sam to get a lawyer? She's going to ask, and when you say no, the police will come a callin'.

ooooh, you WERE paying for one, but can't anymore. Purse feeling a little light these days, me boyo? No plunder lately?
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Styx is gonna need several lawyers. One to fight his criminal charges, one to sue google for calling him a nonce and another to fend off Rob Reiner's daughter and her team of 10 high priced lawyers.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Elevated bilirubin per se does not cause photophobia, but kindling and withdrawal from alcohol will. Frex, someone who puts down wine and hard spirits for most of his waking hours but must stay sober for a little while in the a.m. will be feeling both hung over and very jittery from the absence of the depressant, alcohol. Photoohobia is common, there.

If this goes on and intake increases, withdrawal will start to happen while still technically drunk.
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I was referring to the inevitable jaundice, but worded it poorly. I am going to start taking bets on how long it will be before we see tardl as a banana-man.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
When I was in the holding cell I sang 80s songs due to the oddly good acoustics and cracked jokes with the guard. I don't know where you got the idea that I wept. Boredom is the worst part about such situations, not fear.

I will not go to prison lol.
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Which 80s songs did you sing?
 
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