🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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man I don't care about bossman for christmas, just give me tard back
fuck it gimme both

didn't bossman start getting with bpd women too?

I see this sentiment expressed by several users, and in all honesty, you're all dumb niggers. You read half a sentence, then imagine Wallmart Jack Sparrow like some sort of sultan, having a harem of the most beautiful women in the land, all eagerly slobbering on his magic infused cock. It's like hearing about Ralph eating trash burgers, and then lamenting on how good he eats, ignoring the trash part.
Nigga! He just goes to the local garbage dump and picks the least smelly hobo, and brings it home. And then the choice is either suck dick for cock, or fight dogs again for the least soggiest cardboard box.
Sticking it in is easy, even Chris-chan did it, but not many people are willing to fuck their senile elderly mother. And that's the key point here. The willingness to do certain things for said sticking it in.
So, it's not a mystery to his method, never was, you and others might just be stupid niggers.


Anyway, here's to Styx and his antics, that brought many people a much needed Christmas laughter.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CueYFCLUv8g
You're missing the subtext of this/the joke is going over you - its funny because incels can't get laid and Tard can.
 
Well, by Tarl's logic yesterday, we should consider him going to the slammer as a win for us farmers. So, HAHAHA, SUCK IT, TARL! WATCHING YOU SUFFER GIVES ME PURPOSE IN LIFE! BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT!
 
Maybe I'm late, but do we know why Tarl is so obsessed with Laylithe of all people? It's so random but it's gotten him arrested three times now and the texts are some of the worst simping I've ever seen. He plays this above it all magick edgelord schtick but makes Brock from Pokemon look celibate when she's involved.
I believe she cast a spell on him. It was also a severe mistake for him to ever use her blood in any ritual. She proved her hate for him long ago when she tried to destroy his very special blood crystal. I don't think there's anything she can say or do to make him hate her. He claims to love her and only her. Above all, other people on the Earth, she always comes first and he would leave anyone just to be with her.

It is also the most disgusting simping I have ever seen in my life!!!
 
Far be it from me to victim blame Sammy, but you of all people knew what Tarl was like, but not only did you put up with it, you went back for a second and third helping. It sure sounds like you tricked Tarl into violating the no-contact order to get revenge. If so, well played. All's fair in love and war, and hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
Twice. He was arrested twice for violating the restraining order.
 
Can anyone id the boots he's wearing in his arrest video? I wish to escalate my digital piracy to physical and want to plunder his look.
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Probably demonias.
Killstar has mostly platform styles and this nigga ain't spending more than 150$ on books so anything like newrocks or custom is out of the question.


1st result for gothic men's boots and I think I got it. This guy us such a fag he cant shell out for some nice winklepickers.


@Sekhmet666

Girl dump him hes retarded. Vermont is a blue state you can absolutely get emergency housing there. The dick cant be that good. It's not worth it.
 
I believe she cast a spell on him. It was also a severe mistake for him to ever use her blood in any ritual. She proved her hate for him long ago when she tried to destroy his very special blood crystal. I don't think there's anything she can say or do to make him hate her. He claims to love her and only her. Above all, other people on the Earth, she always comes first and he would leave anyone just to be with her.

It is also the most disgusting simping I have ever seen in my life!!!
Yo I'm getting a bit confused at all the conversating about spells flying this way and that way...
Can someone put together a combat log like this?
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You're missing the subtext of this/the joke is going over you - its funny because incels can't get laid and Tard can.
Little baby stalker child, it is you who is missing the joke.
I simply stated, for those who bitch that he gets laid and are envious, that they only look at it on a surface level, and they aren't willing to put in the effort (hunting for hobos in your town). Getting it and thinking it's funny, are separate issues, but I digress.
Not getting my point and replying to me, that constitutes a forum reply felony, stalker child.
And that is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, like Tarl!
 
I see this sentiment expressed by several users, and in all honesty, you're all dumb niggers. You read half a sentence, then imagine Wallmart Jack Sparrow like some sort of sultan, having a harem of the most beautiful women in the land, all eagerly slobbering on his magic infused cock. It's like hearing about Ralph eating trash burgers, and then lamenting on how good he eats, ignoring the trash part.
Nigga! He just goes to the local garbage dump and picks the least smelly hobo, and brings it home. And then the choice is either suck dick for cock, or fight dogs again for the least soggiest cardboard box.
Sticking it in is easy, even Chris-chan did it, but not many people are willing to fuck their senile elderly mother. And that's the key point here. The willingness to do certain things for said sticking it in.
So, it's not a mystery to his method, never was, you and others might just be stupid niggers.


Anyway, here's to Styx and his antics, that brought many people a much needed Christmas laughter.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CueYFCLUv8g
Bruh, no one is arguing that Tarl is getting the filet mignon of pussy. He's feasting on the expired round steak that's been marked down by 50%.
 
How do the most mediocre and unappealing of men manage to get insane, BPD women to obsess over them? I know this, being a mediocre and unappealing man who's had it happen to me, but this guy's collected a number of them apparently.
Combined with the insane magic shit, dude could be an actual cult leader if he wasn't so devoid of the charisma and charm it would take to attract the non-mentally ill and autistic to you.
Chaos Magic / Law of Attraction / TikTok tier Witchcraft / Consorting with Demons actually works to some extent but there are ways it can backfire if you're not doing it properly

We do not live in a soulless material universe where everything is only made of atoms, where consciousness is a mere byproduct of a sophisticated biological nervous system

We live in a Reality far more mysterious and unpredictable than what reddit soyentists say

The strange misfortunes happening to Tarl Warwick and the womyn he has intimately mingled with...is proof of G*d's existence and the veritability of the supernatural

Naijella opines on the Styx arrest.

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>tfw Tarl stuck his Warwick into a Bri'ish negress who unironically quotes Bill O'Reilly in December of Twenty Twenty Five (12/2025)

>my aformementioned points about Magick are thereby proven yet again
 
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You read half a sentence, then imagine Wallmart Jack Sparrow like some sort of sultan, having a harem of the most beautiful women in the land, all eagerly slobbering on his magic infused cock.
I don't know about everyone else, but when I read these dumb cunts in this thread BPD-maxxing over their failed fucked up relationships with Israel Retardie here, I imagine those annoying girls who'd plaster their Happy Tree Friends binders in those stickers of the rabbits making baby's first edgy remarks:

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Except now they're middle aged adults and they're every bit as vapid as they were back then. I seriously doubt most people value these hos as more than lolcow material.

Chaos Magic / Law of Attraction / TikTok tier Witchcraft / Consorting with Demons actually works to some extent but there are ways it can backfire if you're not doing it properly
It doesn't "backfire." What happens is people don't appreciate that they have to pay the piper and that means in the way of suffering so those forces can replenish the energy they expended on your stupid, asinine "requests" from them. "Witches" take out these energetic loans they cannot psychologically handle paying back and their lives fall apart. It's insanely foolish to think you're going to be the first person to convene with Lilith and come out on top of that exchange. The only people who don't suffer greatly are those who then go on to lead others back to these forces so that they can suffer instead downstream.

EDIT: Sorry, I don't mean to direct this towards you individually, but the collective who delusionally believe they can come out on top when working with demons if they have enough willpower and the right intentions.
 
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Honestly, that looks like an ex-garage or mudroom. I myself have had such a thing. Three quarters of it had a concrete floor, another quarter was a finished room, and all of it was filled with stored items, washer/dryer, canned food, electronics parts, a table saw, and even a cat box. It looked like hell, too.
The problem with that is the room where Stix is being recorded from ALSO has a concrete floor (camera gets pointed down at the beginning of the video). There's also an outdoor sconce on top of that door frame, so that room behind is most likely a closed porch. So the room Stix is in is as wide as the whole house is, there is no way such a small house has such a big mudroom (one with a fireplace at that).

No, that room is the main living room, its just dilapidated as hell. They just got rid of the carpet at some point and never replaced it. You can also see the neighbors's house across the street, they are small houses.
 
Tarl,
I see you attempting to use memetics to influence your case.

Slandering Jewish people in a video directly after getting released from jail probably wasn't the greatest move.
Bullshit. Racial slurs are always the appropriate response to anything, at least other than when religious or ethnic or sexual slurs are more appropriate, like when I call him a demon-possessed cocksucker.
 
Anyway, here's to Styx and his antics, that brought many people a much needed Christmas laughter.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CueYFCLUv8g
Apologies if this is pedantic, but since you brought up Alestorm I offer that Rage of the Pentahook might be more appropriate given the lyrics that mention all-consuming rage, punching your house, stealing your booze, and shooting a baby.

In Paraguay there lives a man
Five rusty hooks on his right hand
And rage consumes his every living day
As one against the entire world
His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled
Slashing all the bastards in his way

He fights to die
He lives to kill
To cut your throat
His greatest skill
He'll eat your kids
And punch your house
And set fire to your cat

So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall

Die by the Rage of the Pentahook!

Many legends have been told
Of evil men from days of old
But none of them compare to what he's done
Sadistic psycho through and through
There's nothing nasty he won't do
One time he shot a baby with a gun

He'll break your neck
And eat your face
The foe of all
The human race
He'll stab your mum
And drink your rum
This bastard can't be killed

So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
And drink to absent friends
Those far away and those who died
Still fighting to the end
Have no fear for life is short
And death will take us all
So when that bastard comes for us
We'll meet him standing tall
Set sail for the twilight hall
 
At this point my money is on Tarl seeking vengeance for Samantha getting him thrown into the slammer to begin with. As far as he's concerned she came out the "winner" in their little exchange, something that he cannot live with. He'll either make sure he ends up the winner or kill himself trying.

No, the only revenge he wants is on me. I think he still loves her, and I believe he will still support her financially in the future when she asks. I don't think there's any limit to the number of times that he's willing to be arrested for her.
 
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