🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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SaidNoOneEver said:
Here are a couple clean stills if someone wants to make a door poster or life-size cutout (looking at you BPD hoes).
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Or, if I may suggest another idea...

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Disdainer of the Plebs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zLTwJThDXlo
Yarr, Cap’n Tarl be advocatin’ fer piracy!
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while acting all highfalutin and erudite while mispronouncing the word marque from the concept of letters of marque and reprisal. saying 'mark-kee' rather than 'mark'

Captain Bota Box Beatdown
Tarl the Backhand Fuccaneer
Captain Chateau de Shitshow
The Rutland River Rat Raider
The Green Mountain Greasebeard
The Rutland Rum Dumpster Diver
The Green Mountain Mugshot Machine
The Green Mountain Drama Drunk
Captain Chaos and Consequences
The Restraining Order Raider
The Champlain Cheap Wine Chump
Tarl the Gutless Goon of Gallo
The Bag in a Box Bail Bond Buccaneer
Captain Zero Percent Class, 12% Alcohol (can't even drink Rum, got hooked on mom's supply)

a cheap, abusive, smelly, inland booze-pirate who lives off franzia like it’s mother’s milk
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SaidNoOneEver said:
He said on his stream a little while ago that Vermont is a two-party consent state so he might be sending her papers. Although in the vid he clearly says something like 'yes please film this' I'm not sure where posting it on the internet fits in.
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Styx has threatened THREE people with papers. who could they be? Certainly Sam and Nikki. Now, since he consented to be recorded during the arrest to Nikki, she will be fine. But who would the third person be?
 
mickrussom said:
while acting all highfalutin and erudite while mispronouncing the word marque from the concept of letters of marque and reprisal. saying 'mark-kee' rather than 'mark'

Captain Bota Box Beatdown
Tarl the Backhand Fuccaneer
Captain Chateau de Shitshow
The Rutland River Rat Raider
The Green Mountain Greasebeard
The Rutland Rum Dumpster Diver
The Green Mountain Mugshot Machine
The Green Mountain Drama Drunk
Captain Chaos and Consequences
The Restraining Order Raider
The Champlain Cheap Wine Chump
Tarl the Gutless Goon of Gallo
The Bag in a Box Bail Bond Buccaneer
Captain Zero Percent Class, 12% Alcohol (can't even drink Rum, got hooked on mom's supply)

a cheap, abusive, smelly, inland booze-pirate who lives off franzia like it’s mother’s milk
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You left out "Two-Buck Chucklefuck."
 
mickrussom said:
Captain Bota Box Beatdown
Tarl the Backhand Fuccaneer
Captain Chateau de Shitshow
The Rutland River Rat Raider
The Green Mountain Greasebeard
The Rutland Rum Dumpster Diver
The Green Mountain Mugshot Machine
The Green Mountain Drama Drunk
Captain Chaos and Consequences
The Restraining Order Raider
The Champlain Cheap Wine Chump
Tarl the Gutless Goon of Gallo
The Bag in a Box Bail Bond Buccaneer
Captain Zero Percent Class, 12% Alcohol (can't even drink Rum, got hooked on mom's supply)

a cheap, abusive, smelly, inland booze-pirate who lives off franzia like it’s mother’s milk
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
You left out "Two-Buck Chucklefuck."
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If he traded out the tricorn for a ten gallon he could be Rootin' Tootin' Tarl
 
Telemeter said:
What's up with that run down shack with exposed wiring and concrete floors? I thought maybe they were in the garage, but then there's a fireplace and they walk out the front door.

I think Ethan Ralph lives better than Stix, LOL.
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Honestly, that looks like an ex-garage or mudroom. I myself have had such a thing. Three quarters of it had a concrete floor, another quarter was a finished room, and all of it was filled with stored items, washer/dryer, canned food, electronics parts, a table saw, and even a cat box. It looked like hell, too.
 
Styx being an abusive faggot is important, but what's more important is this:

Where is his buried treasure?
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
.. and there are all of these crazy women who let him stick it in them. Dude's personality is an excel spreadsheet.
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I see this sentiment expressed by several users, and in all honesty, you're all dumb niggers. You read half a sentence, then imagine Wallmart Jack Sparrow like some sort of sultan, having a harem of the most beautiful women in the land, all eagerly slobbering on his magic infused cock. It's like hearing about Ralph eating trash burgers, and then lamenting on how good he eats, ignoring the trash part.
Nigga! He just goes to the local garbage dump and picks the least smelly hobo, and brings it home. And then the choice is either suck dick for cock, or fight dogs again for the least soggiest cardboard box.
Sticking it in is easy, even Chris-chan did it, but not many people are willing to fuck their senile elderly mother. And that's the key point here. The willingness to do certain things for said sticking it in.
So, it's not a mystery to his method, never was, you and others might just be stupid niggers.


Anyway, here's to Styx and his antics, that brought many people a much needed Christmas laughter.
 
ZipDisk said:
Hell, I'll ask, is this a previous negligent discharge or did dixinhander fire off a fresh desk pop, laylithe?
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She is bringing charges against him for an incident that happened years ago. That is how much she hates him and wants him to suffer!!!
 
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