🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You mean the retarded fat guy is going to talk about me? Oh no! That homo is going to have to be crane-lifted out of his house after he suffers a stroke and they'll have to knock a wall out to remove him. I am unconcerned.
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Remember that time you needed to get bailed out of jail and you claimed you cast chaos magic at one of the men prosecuting your case?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
The first thing I do in the morning is chuckle at your obsessive posting about me.
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
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Isn't this a violation of the NAP? if you are going to cast spells without consent then don't complain when people start praying for your soul.
 
Styx, I have a question - For real, not trying to make fun of you, but you try to do this "tough wizard" thing bullshit, which I kinda get because insane BPD women are stupid and love that stuff. But, like, really, how much can you benchpress? Can you do 135 for a single rep?
 
CharlesBarkley said:
Styx, I have a question - For real, not trying to make fun of you, but you try to do this "tough wizard" thing bullshit, which I kinda get because insane BPD women are stupid and love that stuff. But, like, really, how much can you benchpress? Can you do 135 for a single rep?
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The only thing he can bench press is a coffee mug full of boxed wine up to his rotten mouth. Even then, his Stringbean arms are really at their limit.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Tarl refused to wear actual foundation in the goth makeup I did.

I'm not sure if he does this anymore, but he used to have a huge talc rock sitting on his bookshelf, that he would grind up and use as a face powder foundation before starting his vids.

Was the talc rock contaminated with lead or asbestos?

I guess we'll never know.
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Jesus, he dusted talc on his face? What a moron. They took that shit out of baby powder in the 1980s because of the asbestos.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
You have no power for godly man. God will eventually strike you down. For your blasphemy and you will have to answer at the judgment scene of Christ. Can I get an Amen, brothers? Now be gone foul witch.
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I never understood Satanists. They're kind of like neo-Nazis. I mean literally what's wrong with you that you picked the side that lost, killed itself, and is in Hell?
 
DominoPetachi said:
You’re not leftwing? You have claimed to be “classical liberal” many times.
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Assuming he actually knows what it means, which I'm not quite willing to do here even though it's an oddly specific phrase to use multiple times otherwise, Classical Liberalism isn't really Leftwing in the modern sense. They tend to be socially very liberal while being fiscally very conservative, with the closest political group in the US probably being the Libertarian Party.

There are important distinctions between Right Libertarians and Classical Liberals. I can imagine what a dedicated Classical Liberal lolcow would look like, though, and it ain't Tarl. If he decides to give a three-hour Schizo lecture on how David Ricardo's Theory of Rent interacts with Postcolonial monopsonies in tropical Africa to inflame ethnic tensions, and if he manages to sandwich in at least thirty minutes worth of good points while simultaneously accusing Yoweri Museveni of burying bodies of sacrifice victims under skyscrapers in Kampala in the most unhinged way possible, then I will begrudgingly accept that he understands those distinctions and describe them. Otherwise, I'm just going to assume he loves drugs and hates paying taxes.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You mean the retarded fat guy is going to talk about me? Oh no! That homo is going to have to be crane-lifted out of his house after he suffers a stroke and they'll have to knock a wall out to remove him. I am unconcerned.
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A thought occurred: perhaps your invocational potency is tied to how many bottles of spirits you've drilled into your cheeseburger locker. They're called spirits for a reason, don'tcha know.

After a few pours, could you magic some more snow my way? I like coming home after work and making a nice toasty fire in the fireplace.

GayResearchVlogger said:
Was the talc rock contaminated with lead or asbestos?
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Asbestos is almost assured. Talc, soapstone and similar talcschists occur in veins where asbestos is common. They are also mostly silicon and magnesium, so silicosis is also a real possibility.
 
Why would anyone be named Tarl? That's a name you give a dog, and that's like if you have a lot of dogs and you don't like one of them very much and ran out of actual names.
 
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