🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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The Wokest said:
Oh yeah Tarl?
Well then I cast:

Counterspell
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Counterspell
2% of base mana


40 yd range​


Instant


24 sec cooldown​


Requires Mage
Requires level 7
Counters the enemy's spellcast, preventing any spell from that school of magic from being cast for 5 sec.

Git Gud retard
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Evil Peter Griffin said:
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Clarence Boddicker said:
Guys don't worry about all the spells and shit, I got this.
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Marty Robbins said:
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Guys, don't worry I can keep us safe from Tarls spells
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Apprentices for real be wasting slot after slot on counterspell. Do you not own an amulet of nondetection? Did you not memorize Greater Invisibility this morning? Smh shouldn't have scryed this thread. Wizza please.
 
Pipe down @Styxhexenhammer666 , we both know you are no match for a real BLACK sorcerer
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Fathomless Eminence said:
Apprentices for real be wasting slot after slot on counterspell. Do you not own an amulet of nondetection? Did you not memorize Greater Invisibility this morning? Smh shouldn't have scryed this thread. Wizza please.
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I challenge you to a rap battle, wizza. I bet your bitch ass has a sticky orb from jackin it to trick ass witches with saggy tits.
 
women's maternal instincts can be beautiful, and fear of missing out or being alone is understandable, but with permission to be unfiltered, there are too many damn bitches forming harems and cat fighting over actual retards (though with respect to tarl he's actually a few tiers above other common tard harems i've seen).

i don't have a "tarl's bitches book" in front of me but the one he was groping on camera looked decent and didn't seem high functioning so could do better, the ones sperging in this thread probably have far higher chemistry with whoever they're talking to than tarl, said person probably isn't a temu richard chase looking motherfucker, and also explicitly isn't actively chasing them around the house assaulting them or threatening to.

if you just want some mystery and "is a man" go to any bar and do small talk until you can throw a line and get a ex con or some shit at least, or better yet a otherwise normal guy that just likes feet or some shit. i mean damn bitches, at least be for the streets and not the barn. he doesn't care about any of you, will never more than he does his larping, is a threat to himself and others, and looks like it too. if you're going to date a evil mfer at least have him look like temu's goran visnjic.
 
Meat Target said:
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...Really, Tarl? This? This crossdressing icon of cartoon furfaggotry is what Big Bad Pirate Warlocks worship?
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I mean, I understand that Medrano's art looks more like something a college freshman doodled on a Wacom back in 2011 for a $20 Furry commission than anything you'd expect to see in a serious commercial series, but with Stolas in particular, this is...kind of as good as it gets, actually? He's at least as non-retarded as it gets when it comes to well-known depictions, which is saying a lot.

The earliest surviving mention of Stolas shows up in the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, a text by 16th century author and Christian Demonologist Johannes Weyer. Cryptic and sinister as the name might sound, our modern association between Latin and the occult is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. The Pseudomonarchia was a short addendum to a book called De Praestigiis Daemonum - again, scary Latin name, but it basically translates to On Demon Tricks. The core theme of Weyer's actually-quite-progressive work can be summed up as, "Witches ain't shit but crazies and torture victims, so why the fuck are we burning them, again?". The whole intent behind the "False Monarchy of the Demons" segment was to showcase the ridiculous claims made by self-professed Demonologists, even if some of them went on to copy Weyer's list in actual grimoires because they were too dumb to grasp the concept of irony. In this version, he's a nightraven who takes on a human form and knows a shitload about gems and plants. Later grimoires changed the bird to an owl, but never really depicted him visually because he was a mid-level figure with no serious claim to fame. The earliest known visual depiction of Stolas shows up hundreds of years later because nobody, again, nobody gave a shit about Stolas. The Dictionairie Infernal, though, written in early 19th century France, was all about illustrations.

Its art is generally beautiful and haunting, to the point that many of its prints are still well-known. Stolas...Stolas did not get a good print. The illustrator just ate the description and shit out a long-legged owl with a crown on its head, because he couldn't be assed to try with this one.

Behold, the Great and Terrible Stolas, Prince of Hell and sniffer of oregano:

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I can't stand this babykiller. His personality and actions are just coping mechanisms for his failure to be a man and a father. He's probably drawn to the wicken bullshit because its an amoral safe space for degenerates like himself. Pretty much every wicken I've ever met has been a regretta trying to cope with killing her own child or a man who tries to kill every unborn child of his. I'm guessing he had a rough childhood and, instead of learning from it and being better, he instead decided to go to war against his own children and the society he lives in. Pieces of shit failed fathers like him who perpetuate daddy issues are the one demographic of men who I'd send the industrial shredders if I had the power to do so. Gas chambers are too humane.

Fucking faggot doesn't even know what spells are. They're not the magical words that violate the 1st law of thermodynamics. Spells were just a term for manipulative speech. Manipulating a girl into killing her own child are the only "spells" this retard has ever cast. This is why scumbags like him used to be burned alive so that the shrieks of pain would prevent any final attempt to manipulate the masses and remind everyone that manipulative words are no match for the human pain brought on by cleansing fire.
 
Birthday Cat said:
if you just want some mystery and "is a man" go to any bar and do small talk until you can throw a line and get a ex con or some shit at least, or better yet a otherwise normal guy that just likes feet or some shit. i mean damn bitches, at least be for the streets and not the barn.
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Women be out there finding men that will treat them like Vegeta treats everyone but without one ounce of the martial prowess or fatherly instinct that the monkey manlet possess.
 
Birthday Cat said:
women's maternal instincts can be beautiful, and fear of missing out or being alone is understandable, but with permission to be unfiltered, there are too many damn bitches forming harems and cat fighting over actual retards (though with respect to tarl he's actually a few tiers above other common tard harems i've seen).

i don't have a "tarl's bitches book" in front of me but the one he was groping on camera looked decent and didn't seem high functioning so could do better, the ones sperging in this thread probably have far higher chemistry with whoever they're talking to than tarl, said person probably isn't a temu richard chase looking motherfucker, and also explicitly isn't actively chasing them around the house assaulting them or threatening to.

if you just want some mystery and "is a man" go to any bar and do small talk until you can throw a line and get a ex con or some shit at least, or better yet a otherwise normal guy that just likes feet or some shit. i mean damn bitches, at least be for the streets and not the barn. he doesn't care about any of you, will never more than he does his larping, is a threat to himself and others, and looks like it too. if you're going to date a evil mfer at least have him look like temu's goran visnjic.
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A thread based on an alcoholic owl worshiper has a new participant suggesting for some of the exes to meet a new partner in a bar.
Jeez, I'm sure that'll end well.

Most of us do not know the current situation surrounding Nikki, so I suggest that we not reach to conclusions, until she chooses to share.
 
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