🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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...Really, Tarl? This? This crossdressing icon of cartoon furfaggotry is what Big Bad Pirate Warlocks worship?
 
My father cannot even turn on a laptop.


Although I am not left wing I love this more than you can ever know.

I can cast spells on kiwifarms. Here is a spell for you.

May all your bacon burn.

In other news goddamn some of you people are autistic to the point where I want courts to mandate you wear kneepads for your own safety. That includes you Sara Lancaster. You smell blood in the water and that is the only reason you are here. I'd say it would be your downfall but I suspect that already happened.

All the people claiming I have issues seem to have many more!
You’re not leftwing? You have claimed to be “classical liberal” many times. How is that not leftwing? You’re just not voting left right now because they’re all commie scumfucks, but if you claim to be “classical liberal” you are in fact leftwing. The funniest thing in the world is when people call you alt-right.
 
I will counterspell and then upcast Fireball on Styx at level 4. Make a dexterity save.
 
Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
You've made a very poor decision coming here. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
 
Oh shit you did. And I forget what happens in MTG if two people try to counter the same spell
You simply wouldn't be able to cast it unless Tarl here decides to use Negate or something in response to my counterspell. This is overall very good news and we can effectively counterspell whatever he throws at us next since you still have it in your hand.
 
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