🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@Styxhexenhammer666 Do you really believe in magic? Let's have a real chat here, man to ... whatever you are.

 

[AnOminous]

All fixed.

I guarantee I am utterly protected by the circle of protection and this weak fag can't possibly penetrate it. There is no curse or hex this pathetic queer can possibly place on me.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I had BLTs for dinner. That bacon? Cooked to perfection.

Did you really think you could get through the circle of protection granted to me by a real wizard like Cobra? Did you think that you could ruin bacon of all things under the watch of the ascended sexy gothic bad boy? All he had to do was call Stolas a sicko and that gay owl fucked right off. Your magic powers are blocked trole.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I guarantee I am utterly protected by the circle of protection and this weak fag can't possibly penetrate it. There is no curse or hex this pathetic queer can possibly place on me.

Puffers watching out for you from the Clocktower.

 

[neger psykolog]

So just curious, because this trash fire has gotten so out of hand, can anyone help me make sense of who is who? Here’s what I got so far:

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Main Characters:

• @Styxhexenhammer666 - Tarl, obviously
• @Laylithe - Tarl’s ex #1, real name Samantha, Banned 11/30/25 for spergout. Aborted Tarl’s child.
• @GayResearchVlogger - Tarl’s ex #2, real name Sara Lancaster?
• @Sekhmet666 - Tarl’s ex #3, real name Nikki Turkevich, Was dumped on 11/27/25, Insinuated Tarl threatened DV.

Side Characters

• @Open Book - @Laylithe’s ex husband, Dylan Beaudry

Unrelated A-Logs:

• @Dizzyuntildeath- Allegedly an alt for @Open Book
• @PsychoSam
• @neger psykolog
• @Dumbledore's Onlyfans
• @Nig Nog Neanderthal

Did I get that right? Did I miss anyone else important?

If I have sex with Tard can I get moved from the "Unrelated A-Logs" section up to somewhere more prominent like the "Main Characters" section?

How is the order chosen anyway? Alphabetical? How can I maximize my chances at outranking Tard's BPD whore harem?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If I have sex with Tard can I get moved from the "Unrelated A-Logs" section up to somewhere more prominent like the "Main Characters" section?

How is the order chosen anyway? Alphabetical? How can I maximize my chances at outranking Tard's BPD whore harem?

Question: Why are all the women Tarl fucks completely retarded?
Hypothesis: Sleeping with Tarl causes irreversible brain damage
Test for correlation.

 

[Meat Target]

Question: Why are all the women Tarl fucks completely retarded?
Hypothesis: Sleeping with Tarl causes irreversible brain damage
Test for correlation.

Antithesis:

BPD and ecstasy/conceited with no self-esteem/she's a teenage dream if you hate yourself

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If I have sex with Tard can I get moved from the "Unrelated A-Logs" section up to somewhere more prominent like the "Main Characters" section?

How is the order chosen anyway? Alphabetical? How can I maximize my chances at outranking Tard's BPD whore harem?

The quickest way to get promoted on the list is to blow the owl.


He's coming for YOouUOou Neger, he's gonna GETCHA, he'll GETCHA!!!

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

If I have sex with Tard can I get moved from the "Unrelated A-Logs" section up to somewhere more prominent like the "Main Characters" section?

How is the order chosen anyway? Alphabetical? How can I maximize my chances at outranking Tard's BPD whore harem?

There’s no particular order, it’s the order I thought of you in.

If you fuck Tarl, not only do you get to go to the main character list, I will make you your own thread on Proving Grounds and a-log you forever.

 

[neger psykolog]

There’s no particular order, it’s the order I thought of you in.

If you fuck Tarl, not only do you get to go to the main character list, I will make you your own thread on Proving Grounds and a-log you forever.

Ok but what if he fucks me? It's hard to tell which way it's likely to go because he looks like a tranny

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Ok but what if he fucks me? It's hard to tell which way it's likely to go because he looks like a tranny

He's dominant to women and submissive to men. You're the top.

 

[neger psykolog]

He's dominant to women and submissive to men. You're the top.

Yeah but I'm optimizing for list position here.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

It's an Orthodox Christian. I just like to remind you magic isn't real. And our solution to subhuman, which is like yourself, was literally just to throw you in straight jackets and laugh at you.

Also, you dress like a transgender homosexual math addict who has been follicking in the woods with a bunch of gay faggot homosexual neo Nazis. Take a bath, you hippie.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Yeah but I'm optimizing for list position here.

You may just have to out majik Tard. Become a real wizard. Have a duel.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Yeah but I'm optimizing for list position here.

You know what you need to do. He's WAITING.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Keep talking about man-on-man contact, it's the best way to lure Tarl back into the thread.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Yeah but I'm optimizing for list position here.

Use a balldo for penultimate penetration.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Luke 10:19​

Jesus said, “I know. I saw Satan fall, a bolt of lightning out of the sky. See what I’ve given you? Safe passage as you walk on snakes and scorpions, and protection from every assault of the Enemy. No one can put a hand on you. All the same, the great triumph is not in your authority over evil, but in God’s authority over you and presence with you. Not what you do for God but what God does for you—that’s the agenda for rejoicing.”

Stick No one's afraid of you. And you're gay. Fake magic God is already had victory over Satan and his demons. You have no power for godly man. God will eventually strike you down. For your blasphemy and you will have to answer at the judgment scene of Christ. Can I get an Amen, brothers? Now be gone foul witch.

 

[Red Frida]

"I wouldn't even spellcast you" - Tarl Benjamin

 

[not william stenchever]

Are wizards just like, fat white women in soul and heart?

The only wizards worth a damn out there were entrusted a secret island in the Great Lakes that Merlin used to imprison many great and terrible beasts and helped defend against the Fomorian/Neifel invasion of Chicago and one of those poor bastards watched his girlfriend get shot by a shithead spook after she decapitated one of the frost giants with an AT-4.