🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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monk said:
Your browser is not able to display this video. tl;dw: I misremembered, he went psychotic in the shower, started seizing and spazzing out, he had insane thoughts and hallucinations, he thought he had literally turned into water, his dad found him and took him to hospital, he spent some time in the psych ward, he still doesn't feel normal (that was at least 14 years ago)
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What kind of retard shit is that? What kind of retard does that? "Spice" isn't even one thing, it's like "bath salts" and other similar shit. They're constantly changing the formula to dodge analogue drug laws or when specific ingredients are outlawed. You don't even know what you're getting or whether it's suitable for human consumption (and as a joke of a fig leaf it is often labeled as not for human consumption).

Even with the freakiest of alphabet soup research chemicals on the darkweb, you have some idea what you're getting (and there are drug spergs who will leave bad reviews for bunk dealers), there are Erowid vaults, and you can check what are the likely results of taking these witch's brews.

This even applies to the worst drugs like heroin and crack. Smoke some crack and you'll have pretty much the same experience as any other crackhead unless you're extremely unlucky. Do spice? It could do nothing, it could do something pleasant, or you could seize up and die and lose your mind, like Tard here.
Rape Ape said:
Styx Hexenhammer doin’ spice in the tub!
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PROTIP: it's a bad idea even to drink to excess and get in a bathtub or shower, but it's utterly insane to do a dissociative. These things can be completely crippling and you can completely obliviously die anywhere dangerous, even if it wouldn't ordinarily be dangerous. Some of these hit so hard people will walk straight at a car completely unaware of its existence.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Your obsession with me is strange. We did not speak at all for years. I can only assume you got dumped and now you're talking about my cock size and randomly entering my live chat.

But remember it's me who is troubled, obsessed, and deranged...
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Does smugtalking like some cunty anime villain make you feel in charge?
 
Guys don't worry about all the spells and shit, I got this.
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
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Are you still buddies with razorfist?
 
FireAddictedPsychopath said:
No excuses. Lets see them magic spells put to use boy.
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I think I learned this from STYX'S OWN OCCULT SERIES on the subject, but curses only work on superstitious people. Knowing that the weird hag from the woods put the nasty 'stolas special' on you will make a person who's afraid of magic constantly stressed out, which in turn hurts their day-to-day life.

Maybe it's the drugs and booze tarl, but I like to think that you used to actually think about magic with a little more depth than Dungeons and Dragons.

"Tarl, you maggot of a pupil, you must take more opium and vodka if you want to master black orb. Put that bih back in her place"
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Keep simping and she might even open her legs for you! Prepare to be relatively unimpressed.
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Good god I love it when cows come to their threads and try to “own” its users. It’s just another source of entertainment. Especially when they use boomer level roasts like this one.
Maybe you should use that demonic energy and those magical spells to come up with some better insults, instead of on your girlfriend(s).
 
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