🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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W@rui said:
Imagine being almost 40 years old and people have to explain to you that magic isn't real.
I think it's also worth noting that, just like Ethan Ralph, Styx isn't really a father to his child, but merely a sperm donor at this point.
And no, giving your daughter a book isn't the same as being a responsible father, Tarl.
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Even the fetus deletus spell failed him.
TulpaTownW said:
well it might go silent now that laylithe got banned thank fucking god. shes done nothing but go crazy for a straight up year or more in this thread. its actually mindnumbing to look back at January 2025 or november 2024 and see people telling her to shut the fuck up and go worry about her own life only for her to go "wa wa wa what do you mean bitch i am a victim here wa wa wa im happy with my new bf but i swear im not obsessed with tarl". i mean for real people never figured out "if you ignore her maybe she will go away" and i swear its just them talking in loops.
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I'm going to miss her. I never even quoted or tagged her in my post about letting things go and she went absolutely bonkers and threw her spaghetti into a shit fan to feed the gay owl.
 
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Tarl…what’s going on big guy? Was it the humidity? The spicy gumbo? You went to New Orleans with your woman and ya hit her, ya smacked her a few times upside the head? Maybe an uppercut or two? Maybe the magic spells didn’t work so you put your hands on her! She may not be that bright, and she might not be much to look at, but by God you don’t need to be beating her up in the French Quarter, Tarl. You just can’t be doing that.
 
Bothriolepis said:
Styx, I am very, very interested in human psychology, and I truly want to understand what it is that's wrong with your brain that made you think that this was funny-retarded instead of literally-just-retarded. Please tell me what it is that's wrong with your brain.
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I think he fried his brain when he smoked spice in the bathtub and nearly drowned. I'm not joking, he said that actually happened in a video a long time ago.
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tl;dw: I misremembered, he went psychotic in the shower, started seizing and spazzing out, he had insane thoughts and hallucinations, he thought he had literally turned into water, his dad found him and took him to hospital, he spent some time in the psych ward, he still doesn't feel normal (that was at least 14 years ago)
 
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Tarl, I want three wishes!

The first wish is I want a big tiddy waifu

The second is I want to get muscular

The third being I can get any wish I want.

Wait... you mean you're a fluke? But I thought you're supposed to be like Robin Williams?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
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Aren't you an atheist? What is the point of casting "spells" on people? What is the expected outcome? Can you do one on me? I think you're gay and you like to eat poop and blood for your sexual enjoyment.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
That was the best part! She’d come into the thread with all this hubris and then everyone would tell her to stop being a bitch and she’d dig in and get worse. Null unban her right this minute! She dindu nuffin!
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Samantha being a dumb cunt is one thing, but towards the end her unhinged rants had absolutely nothing to do with Tarl. If you want to be a self-pitying worthless bitch, at least stay on topic, sheesh.
 
Rape Ape said:
Tarl, I want three wishes!

The first wish is I want a big tiddy waifu

The second is I want to get muscular

The third being I can get any wish I want.

Wait... you mean you're a fluke? But I thought you're supposed to be like Robin Williams?
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I wonder if he'll switch out his pirate outfit for a genie getup now.

"I dream of Genie with the long greasy hair,
Stench like a vapor, in the Rutland air:
I see him tripping on Spice in the tub,
Demanding his thots give him a tug and rub."
 
TerrysDisciple said:
Samantha being a dumb cunt is one thing, but towards the end her unhinged rants had absolutely nothing to do with Tarl. If you want to be a self-pitying worthless bitch, at least stay on topic, sheesh.
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Maybe he hit her so hard he gave her brain damage. I for one would not like to be on the receiving end of that goth warlocks hexing strikes
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Your obsession with me is strange. We did not speak at all for years. I can only assume you got dumped and now you're talking about my cock size and randomly entering my live chat.

But remember it's me who is troubled, obsessed, and deranged...
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Oh hey, you’re finally awake. How’s the hangover, bud?

Let the sperging continue!
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Your obsession with me is strange. We did not speak at all for years. I can only assume you got dumped and now you're talking about my cock size and randomly entering my live chat.

But remember it's me who is troubled, obsessed, and deranged...
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Cool story, but have you ever heard of silently blocking someone instead of giving them a shoutout?
 
monk said:
I think he fried his brain when he smoked spice in the bathtub and nearly drowned.
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I mean...he was smoking fake weed in a bathtub and nearly drowned. I'm sure that the oxygen deprivation didn't help his mental stability, but he already had to have something very wrong with him for that to seem like a good idea in the first place.
 
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