🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Enlighten me, chat. What does it take to become a "real" wizard? I googled it and all I got is a bunch of conflicting info. Apparently there are more ways to become a wizard than stars in the sky. Have I been lied to by Harry Potter, the most authoritative source on all things wizardry? I thought one had to complete a real wizardry school like Hogwarts. Now apparently one can also apprentice for a real wizard, or go the "grey school" (why doesn't the link work for me? has someone cast a blocking spell preventing me from accessing it? or do they not allow muggles to go there?), which I think is some sort of online Hogwards competitor?

Apparently there's a Complete Starter Wizard Kit for only 62,95€ ! Did you get that, Tarl, how would you review it?

And I found a series of books recommended by the same site (by Cunningham - ha, what a cunning wizard name!) for sale on Amazon (tm) which seems to be the Library of Choice for all things wizardry! Oh where would wizards be without support from a consumerist megacorp like Amazon! Thank you Jeff Bezos!

Can I ask you, Tarl, which wizard did you apprentice for, or which sourced did you learn magick from? I really want to become a wizard too and really need to know how to become one!
 
Imagine being almost 40 years old and people have to explain to you that magic isn't real.
I think it's also worth noting that, just like Ethan Ralph, Styx isn't really a father to his child, but merely a sperm donor at this point.
And no, giving your daughter a book isn't the same as being a responsible father, Tarl.
 
W@rui said:
Imagine being almost 40 years old and people have to explain to you that magic isn't real.
I think it's also worth noting that, just like Ethan Ralph, Styx isn't really a father to his child, but merely a sperm donor at this point.
And no, giving your daughter a book isn't the same as being a responsible father, Tarl.
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The best thing Ethan did for his daughter is forget she exists. Tarl should take notes.
 
You muggles are just jealous because Tarl's Mom lets him stream from his room :smug:
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(POV: you awaken in a strange place after Tarl slipped you a magic roofie 🧙🏿‍♂️🪄. Your clothes are nowhere to be seen.)
 
Bothriolepis said:
Styx, I am very, very interested in human psychology, and I truly want to understand what it is that's wrong with your brain that made you think that this was funny-retarded instead of literally-just-retarded. Please tell me what it is that's wrong with your brain.
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It's magix, dood. (autism)
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Wrong wizard died.

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@Styxhexenhammer666 your powers will never reach the levels of our beloved Boglim.
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Cobes is casting spells with Jesus because despite the wizardry and not going to church J-man saw he was an absolute mench. Styx is going to get fucked for eternity by the barbed penis of a gay owl demon that he sold his soul to.
 
My humble little domestic Jerry Springer thread is featured and now I’m so far behind I can’t catch up. I just want to watch him and his exes beef. This is chaos.

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AncientPhosphur said:
My humble little domestic Jerry Springer thread is featured and now I’m so far behind I can’t catch up. I just want to watch him and his exes beef. This is chaos.
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well it might go silent now that laylithe got banned thank fucking god. shes done nothing but go crazy for a straight up year or more in this thread. its actually mindnumbing to look back at January 2025 or november 2024 and see people telling her to shut the fuck up and go worry about her own life only for her to go "wa wa wa what do you mean bitch i am a victim here wa wa wa im happy with my new bf but i swear im not obsessed with tarl". i mean for real people never figured out "if you ignore her maybe she will go away" and i swear its just them talking in loops.
 
TulpaTownW said:
well it might go silent now that laylithe got banned thank fucking god. shes done nothing but go crazy for a straight up year or more in this thread. its actually mindnumbing to look back at January 2025 or november 2024 and see people telling her to shut the fuck up and go worry about her own life only for her to go "wa wa wa what do you mean bitch i am a victim here wa wa wa im happy with my new bf but i swear im not obsessed with tarl". i mean for real people never figured out "if you ignore her maybe she will go away" and i swear its just them talking in loops.
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That was the best part! She’d come into the thread with all this hubris and then everyone would tell her to stop being a bitch and she’d dig in and get worse. Null unban her right this minute! She dindu nuffin!
 
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