🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Chef Red Pill]

When Tarl beats his women, does he scream "MAGIC MISSILE" every time he throws a punch or just every time he lands a clean hit?

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Why would I do that?
This is giving flashbacks to when I had my original account on here.

How many ways can you tell someone politely to go fuck themselves?

.... Why would it be any different?

 

[Greatest Gonger]

there is black chick ex
elizabeth , mother of tarls spawn
sam's ultra religious nut-job friend who came here to scold her
sams ex husband mother of her spawn
sam's aborted fetus (in spirit?)
there are a few more, tarl's spanish named ex-wife
there is some sister/cousin thing too
i cant even hope to keep this all straight anymore, i need to upload this thread to an LLM for some serious RAG based thread processing.

They have all visited the thread? That is impressive, I don’t think anybody in my personal life would bother to join kf to dunk on me. Maybe demonstrating some miraculous powers of influence, after all.

When Tarl beats his women, does he scream "MAGIC MISSILE" every time throws a punch or just every time he lands a clean hit?

Magic missile automatically hits in 5th edition, so the answer should be obvious.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Magic missile automatically hits in 5th edition, so the answer should be obvious.

A spell that always hits is perfect for the wizard of womanbeating.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Ma

Magic missile automatically hits in 5th edition, so the answer should be obobvious.

I think he'd actually fall more in line with a warlock. And what's gay is he *actually* thinks he has powers in real life.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

On the subject of Tarl Warwick. How will this person cope if he is ever called out on how the Twitter Neo-pagan movement popular on /pol/ has nearly all been exposed as being Indians? Half of Tarl Warwick's fans are probably pajeets themselves. Funny enough, even Varg himself hints that he thinks most Pagans online are not white

 

[FieldPiece]

His magic is weak. I slid on black ice this morning, hit the median and somehow it didn't damage my car at all. Suck it Tarl!

 

[frozen_runner]

Styx: why are you pozloading my neghole? Just ignore the forum.

EDIT: OMG word filters are back

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@Dizzyuntildeath- May be an alt for @Open Book

Sam's ex husband, Dylan Beaudry, whom she also thinks operates DizzyUntilDeath.

Can't I just be a white dude that hates faggy alcoholic magicians and the retarded histrionic women that he fucks and chucks?
I don't have an agenda! I just hate stupid people! I am my own man!

 

[Giant Machine]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

Can you summon thunderstorms and change stop lights with your magic? TMDWU

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Can you summon thunderstorms and change stop lights with your magic? TMDWU

Tarl is proud that streetlights sometimes wink out near him.

And now I realize that I am a wizard, too. Time to start dressing stupid.

 

[Meat Target]

How will this faggot cope if he is ever called out on how the Twitter Neo-pagan movement popular on /pol/ nearly all been exposed as being Indians?

Can jeets really be called "neo" pagans? They've worshipped a smorgasbord of unholy idols since time immemorial.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

Post some nudes of me at least, I think you have a couple.

Come on man, don't subject us to that. We may be a bunch of assholes, but we don't deserve to see that.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Don't make me fill this thread with Wizard War cartoons by Punkey Doodles, young man.

 

[Made In Wales]

He's more A Kind Of Tragic than A Kind Of Magic...

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Can jeets really be called "neo" pagans? They've worshipped a smorgasbord of unholy idols since time immemorial.

Most of them are British and Canadian pajeets, most of whom are probably not even practicing Hindus. They just hate Christianity and yet love Israel and Judaism, which explains why so many neo-pagans on /pol/ hate Christianity but give Israel and Judaism a free pass. Only Vargfags are the hold out post 2016 election among the Neo-pagans.

 

[Bothriolepis]

i think stole-assis only prince of hell in that hazbin beanerbitch universe.

He's described as  a Great Prince of Hell in some Early Modern/Renaissance-era grimoires, but he's not the only one, and isn't particularly significant. I don't think anyone would know about hin without Helluva Boss.

 

[Brutality]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

i cant even hope to keep this all straight anymore, i need to upload this thread to an LLM for some serious RAG based thread processing.

Yeah we need an infographic or something.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

I can't believe I used to watch this dork.

Shit, I used to enjoy my morning cup of coffee watching him. He's was close to my original neck of the woods, was chill, and after being up with a newborn most of the night, it was a good transition into the day.
Schedule ended up changing back in early 2024 and but I distinctly recall him mentioning that it would be good to try and let go of a vice that year and work on self improvement. Didn't get to watch for about the entire year until the Sam train pulled in. Fucking went the opposite route there.

I'm going to be a fag here for a moment and say this earnestly: Tarl, Get some help. An exorcism probably wouldn't hurt none either.