🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[GayResearchVlogger]

@Styxhexenhammer666
For real... if you have magic why are you still in such an awful position in life? @Harm has it pretty correct about that.
Even as a wizard you fail. Even evil wizards have accomplished enough to not live in a shit hole with parents drunk doing a bunch of nothing.
Oh.... that's right.... you've chosen to not be an adult. At least use you magic to not be so gay. Lots of magic users use their magic to not be so gay in life. Also I find it hilarious that you put Samantha on a pedalstool for being a good mother and you can't even fix your shit to be a good dad. Not even a little.
@GayResearchVlogger I doubt you actually care about any promises made. Either drop some receipts or stop yapping. No one thinks you are loyal in any sense. You came here to dunk on Tard Wizard.

Why would I do that?
This is giving flashbacks to when I had my original account on here.

How many ways can you tell someone politely to go fuck themselves?

 

[Crusty Savage]

taaaaaaaaaaaarl! you can't air your dirty laundry on a gossip forum like that, it's unsightly

 

[The Wokest]

Oh yeah Tarl?
Well then I cast:

Counterspell ​

Counterspell 2% of base mana 40 yd range​ Instant 24 sec cooldown​ Requires Mage Requires level 7 Counters the enemy's spellcast, preventing any spell from that school of magic from being cast for 5 sec.

Git Gud retard

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

A man using demons to attack someone from long range through spells and hexes might be tactically wise, but you're still a sinner avoiding the light of Christ and using antiquated faggy firepower.

 

[Too read articles]

I can't believe I used to watch this dork.

 

[spacko]

 

[BONECRUSHER]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

I'm gonna keep it simple, you're retarded faggot that probably sucks his own dick

 

[not william stenchever]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

You do know that using magic for malicious purposes tends to backfire, right?

 

[Turquoise]

probably sucks his own dick

477 pages of jilted angry exes and we still know nothing about his dick. Or his balls.

Unbelievable really.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Hey Tarl, no more spell retraction.
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Suffa, Tarl!

For those of you who just got here, shit really started kicking off around page 450 and went into overdrive after Null verified Tarl on page 454.

 

[Haramburger]

I haven't heard from this guy since October/November last year when he was going thru his domestic legal issues and he LIED about being arrested and charged, which was provably false by publicly available records. Did he miss the MATI bump on his channel, did he come to lie on the iNTERNET more so that he feels important and cool again? Why isn't he begging Ralph to stand up with him against the ebil Kiwi Farms talking shit?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

 

[Meat Target]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

Liar. You're getting felted by my homegirls.


(And they're much higher quality than the Nawlins lot lizards you threw your life away chasing.)

 

[regalterry]

Why are you behaving like a manic pixie e-girl? Are you transitioning?

I thought only troons and obese BPD demons were dumb enough to buy into the wiccan shit.

 

[Two Dollars]

Remember that it's not Tarl’s fault that he’s being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's his gym teacher's fault, for making him feel outcast when he couldn't do one single pullup.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Hey styx is back! Seems like this thread is mostly jilted female gossip and a bunch of alogs calling him a nigger, plus now that it is featured, tourists like myself and people trying to be funny (mostly unsuccessfully)

I imagine it would be very irritating to have such a thread but, styx darling, you know engaging in a slap fight here is not the solution. There is only a single outcome when one begins to engage, and that is a total tomlinsonization. Yes, you too, even with your great powers, will one day be childing half retarded posters, who themselves are smoking crack in a basement somewhere.

The child hex is to true magic what eating straight cornstarch is to a roast beef dinner, to be reduced to it is truly a niggerification of the lowest order.

We be castin spells n sheeeet!

 

[Made In Wales]

I can't believe I used to watch this dork.

Same here.

2010s Tarl/Styx was entertaining, especially the Honkler/Pepe reborn era.

Now he's just old and sad - looks like a wasted bearded John Lennon.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Tarl's Expectation
"

Tarl's reality

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Jokes on you Tarl I bought a circle of protection from an Etsy which years ago. Your magic is powerless against people who support small businesses.

 

[mickrussom]

Did I get that right? Did I miss anyone else important?

there is black chick ex
elizabeth , mother of tarls spawn
sam's ultra religious nut-job friend who came here to scold her
sams ex husband mother of her spawn
sam's aborted fetus (in spirit?)
there are a few more, tarl's spanish named ex-wife
there is some sister/cousin thing too
i cant even hope to keep this all straight anymore, i need to upload this thread to an LLM for some serious RAG based thread processing.

Like sure he's a prince of hell

i think stole-assis only prince of hell in that hazbin beanerbitch universe.