🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Crackhead of the Rednecks said:
Yay, another cryptic whore saying almost verbatim the same exact shit that fat negress was saying a while back. "You just wait until I reveal everything about tarl" yet here we are. The emaciated drunk fuck even gave "permission" (albeit with a "threat" of retaliation") yet nothing as usual. None of these useless cunts have provided anything useful. At least laylithe is banned from whining and clogging up this thread with irrelevant bullshit. Tarl's a gay faggot whose entire existence revolves around being so miserable that he has to "bother" people online with incoherent drivel, all the while killing his liver (not nearly fast enough, but it's progress) and living in mommy and daddy's shitty trailer. This excludes the presence of the harem of damaged-beyond-repair, ran-through retarded cunts that he somehow "tricks" in to slobbering his knob until he gets bored. What a fucking pathetic existence. It's situations like this that Canadian Medicine would be a giant help. Boring thread, as usual, with some used-up cunt saying a whole lot of nothing for attention from strangers, all the while proclaiming how she "Doesn't care", much like liver failure McGee in the tricorn. 5 pages since I last checked, and still the exact same bullshit. Wowza.
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Stop misquoting me. Did I actually ever say that, or are you making up that narrative?

I have promised to some of the involved parties (not Tarl) to never share screenshots on here involving them.

Edit: Writing reports on people used to be a huge part of my occupation as a retail detective and security officer.
Tarl will not tell me how to navigate this situation, and no amount of retaliation will change that.
 
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Why do all of Capt Jack Swallows exes know and talk to each other? That just seems creepy. I don't think I've dated a girl who knew any of my previous relations since HS. It's all so juvenile.
 
Hey Tarl, no more spell retraction.
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@Styxhexenhammer666 , stop trying to out do cobra. Even in death, he's still the better bad boy servant of Satan.

The mountain jews cursing josh in the name of YAH WHO WAH are better too.
 
I can't believe I missed out on drunk Gay Wizard and his 12 BPD whores.

GayRetardNigger, either post screens/pics of Tarl's retardedness or piss off. As aforementioned, we've already dealt with a previous retard ex of his doing the exact same schtick and no one cares at this point.

Glad to see Sam even came back (again) after saying she's done, getting help, and never coming back (again). Even though she's banned.

Tarl, keep being the gayest drunk wizard for Stolas. If possible, we're going to also need a table broken out for all these women to keep track.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
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Listen here, you dusty lil’ spell-sprinklin’ scarecrow-your mojo ain’t nothin’ but flimflam fizzle-juice, ya hear? I’m the High Lord of the Cosmic Funkadome, the Supreme Slinger of Snap-Crackle Sorcery, and your weak-ass hexes bounce off me like rubber chickens off a titanium temple. You tossin' them sparkle-pops like you dangerous-boy, please. I’ve got soul-shields so thick they turn dragonfire into lukewarm cocoa. Your “chaos blast”? Man, that’s a straight-up whiff-wham dudshot, couldn’t knock the dust off a doorknob. Try mind magic? Ha! My brain’s wrapped in triple-layer astro-tinsel, baby. You can’t peek, poke, pry, or prod without gettin’ your third eye slapped shut by my psycho-boogie backlash.And don’t even THINK 'bout callin’ spirits. I got ancestors on speed dial, doin’ the graveyard shuffle around your lil’ conjurin’ circle, laughin’ at your bargain-bin runes. So step back, junior jinx-jockey.
Your spells ain’t hittin’ nothin’.
Your mojo ain’t movin’ nothin’.
Your magic ain’t messin’ with ME.
I’m the Storm-Pimp of the Astral Slipstream, baby - and you just a rookie tossin' glitter-grease into the wind.
 
DogZero said:
Obviously a great season finale would be styx coming back to the thread and nuking them all while still accidently scoring an own goal by drunken mistake.
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third time my magic spell pays off.

I would challenge styx to a vorpal duel but he is too busy raping W's in the thread. Go off Everclear King! harvest the retard league of evil ex's every quarter with your righteous ethanol fury of facts and details. For some time I thought he was banned but his esoteric magick can't be refused!!!!
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