🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Hey‐--how come he likes girl food so much? Most men hate those fucking delis that serve pasta salad and squash soup. Can't lay cable or wrangle an oil rig on that shit.
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Men aren’t all steak and potatoes but at least 50% of the time we are. You’re on to something there.

Can use hand tools +25
Prefers soup to trad guy food -25
Dressed like a mechanic/day laborer +25
Dressed like a twink -50
Gay owl worshiper -25
Church going +25
Married to a woman +50
Beats women -150
Excessive jewelry -50

Think of it like a points system, you lose points for given actions. Say an average man starts with 200 available points, closer to zero you get the further from being a true and honest average man.

-100 points. You know what it sounds like to a man? Faggot pirate, plundering booty, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Don’t let it near children, lest ye be dumb.
 
PsyopDuck said:
My God is that hat deflated.
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there is no way it doesnt smelly like moldy heavy body odor.

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
how come he likes girl food so much
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maybe he eats like a bottom bitch because stolas aka stole ass likes his pipes clean?

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Ministry of Shady Links said:
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Sounds spooky
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The only thing that's gotta be dealt with is Stinks body odor.

Seriously, he does not wear antiperspirant or deodorant of any kind and often goes days without bathing.
He marinates in funky leather while he copes about all of his failed marriages.

My condolences, if you've ever dealt with the...smelt with the stinky mf.
 
PsychoSam said:
Surprised Samantha isn't photobombing him!!!!! Does she still have the restraining order?? I wonder if his trip was cut short cause he ran into the suicidal Sammy?
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The restraining order is still in place but that doesn't prevent her from asking him for sex and money recently. She has no shame. She will never have another man take care of her and love her as much as Tarl did.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
The restraining order is still in place but that doesn't prevent her from asking him for sex and money recently. She has no shame. She will never have another man take care of her and love her as much as Tarl did.
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That doesn't surprise me. She's desperate! her court case is coming up and Tarl is the only gullible person in her life to fall for it. I mean the dude thinks being dress as a pirate is cool!!! But it sounds as though you are close to either party. If you were any type of friend to Tarl, you would be wise to tell him to stay clear from her otherwise he will one day end up in jail and not get off so easy!! He's dealing with a woman scorned from daddy and mommy abandonment issues.
 
PsychoSam said:
But it sounds as though you are close to either party. If you were any type of friend to Tarl, you would be wise to tell him to stay clear from her otherwise he will one day end up in jail and not get off so easy!! He's dealing with a woman scorned from daddy and mommy abandonment issues.
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It is beyond futile. He will do whatever he wants. He doesn't care if I think it's the worst idea in the world. Today was a horrible, horrible day. I can say no more.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
It is beyond futile. He will do whatever he wants. He doesn't care if I think it's the worst idea in the world. Today was a horrible, horrible day. I can say no more.
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The is not a way to end a comment, especially on the farms! Please don't let us hang we definitely would like to know more. The fugitive hopefully did not give into temptation and graced his presence with Samantha?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
take care of her and love her as much as Tarl did.
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Tarl is a smelly cringelord that lives at home with mom and as we saw from him ditching his daughter he seems incapable of love. Do you mean by "love?" Being able to perform sexual acts? And how in the world would Tarl take care of anyone else? Tarl can't even be bothered to stay within a thousand miles of his child despite being able to 'work' from home, he cant wash himself, he lives at home, he is convicted criminal because he batters women. What would Tarl know about love and care? Who would hitch their trailer to this fool?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Hhhhhhm, this account was created just before the reflection started appearing in his videos ....
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So, tell us how horribly things went wrong the other day!!! only Tarl keeps secrets about his personal life, or you are possibly Meg his sister, since you try to give advice, he doesn't want to take!!!
 
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Sekhmet666 said:
I have already said good much. I can never post again :(
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Sound like you may need a protection order too!

I think he also is getting rid of the YouTube plaque just because he got caught having BPD side chicks during his live shows. I hope he replaces it with a mirror instead of a stupid fish.
 
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