🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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fuckin' lol


Jesus Christ.

Whats with this fake pirate brogue he is trying to put on?

should be blarrdy , not bloody, if he is going for the pirate schtick

the ai slop is nigger tier, typical styx/clankers work. you figure after using a computer daily for nearly 20 years you could figure out how to use some software.

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I dont know, that package store might be way too much for butt-pirate tarl's wallet after his shyster lawyer cleaned him out.

Just look, beer at about a buck a can and wine in actual bottles costing around $12. thats wayy too much for poor pirate tarl.

but it seems the bota box is $20.60 per 3L, so a 500ml apportionment of that 3L would be the paltry sum of $3.43 - maybe you're right, could TenneyBrook store for bumpkin boozehounds offer more of a deal for bumwine ( https://www.bumwine.com/ ) and box wine than even the mighty walmart?

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It would be bloody. No one says blaarrrdy because there's no R in it.
 
what girl would want that? i mean really - how can anyone want to be around a smelly, perverted skinny idiot dressed as a pirate? when i saw sam's pics, i cant believe someone who should have real options in life would choose the worst possible option, a smelly perverted pirate looking "satanist" idiot that lives in a what looks like barely a doublewide with mom.
Snaggle tooth Sammy thinks she is so much better than everyone else. she sees dollar signs; her senses don't work. she was born and raised that way! She's baiting her next victim with the same pity me bullshit!!
 
its been needing an update for a long, long time. he is full blow zonked drugged out perverted lolcow who abandoned his daughter and writes his kid grimoires rather than being present.
Probably Styx being an absentee father is the best for his kids. You really want them around a smelly perverted pirate?
 
I don't think his buddy Quarterpounder is going to help him this time. He could be sitting in jail for a while.
 
He publicly bragged about using magic to cause a suicide of the prosecution team so it's no wonder. You may complain of a corrupt court but Styx is confirmed for an incompetent magician if nothing else.
 
Soon my friends...
lolzies.webp
 
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He publicly bragged about using magic to cause a suicide of the prosecution team so it's no wonder. You may complain of a corrupt court but Styx is confirmed for an incompetent magician if nothing else.
Tarl's magic is like that of muddled, foggy Aunt Clara on "Bewitched." She could never get the outcomes she intended.
 
Oh my god.... I didn't even think about what the courts think about him publicly saying he killed Assistant District Attorney Ian Kersting. Wow..... they may not have brought it up in court but you know they know about it.
 
he just posted this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E7qY3oKhv8Yseems his lawyers told him that he's prolly going away for a bit.
What did he expect? He's spent the last year publicly proclaiming everyday on social media that the arrest was "spurious," violating domestic violence restraining orders, and claiming that he's murdered a New Orleans District Attorney by black magic. Courts generally like it when the accused in these types of charges take responsibility for their actions. Styx persistently refuses to take responsibility for anything. If his goal was to do time in prison he couldn't have done anything more right.

His only hope is the Louisiana jails being overcrowded and the judge deciding that it's just not worth it to stick this human Vermont mandrake in with LA salad-tossin' and shankin' nigerrians.
 
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