🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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PsychoSam said:
Must have a cheap date with that shitty box wine in his hands. wonder if it's for Snaggle Tooth Samy??
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Oh damn, it is. It's two of those box wines. So much for "not drinking." (Not that I believed him, he sounds drunk often.)
He posted that to his own twitter, what was he thinking?
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Riverfagg1599 said:
Well he is a national hero in Romania for a reason. He saved wallachia from Turkish occupation iirc. He was harsh but indeed a man of the times and did look out for his nation, even if impaling some poor souls.
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Vlad III Drakulya was absolutely a hero. Historians even admit that most of the insane claims about him were either exaggerated or completely fabricated by people he had bested in battle and people trying to usurp his throne. He did have thousands of Ottomans impaled, and he should have had all of them impaled. He was defending Europe from a horde of Islamic jackals. We should be so fortunate to have leaders like him. By all counts, his actual subjects found him to be a harsh but fair ruler who actually did care about his people.
 
What brand of cheap shitty boxed wine is he drinking? It looks like a carton of soup, where I'm from we don't do cartons of wine
 
JAYISGAY said:
What brand of cheap shitty boxed wine is he drinking? It looks like a carton of soup, where I'm from we don't do cartons of wine
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bota box chardonnay

"Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho."

Bota Mini Chardonnay (500mL Tetra Pak) - Walmart $4.99

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Styx is using black magic again to free his friends from prison. Expect Bubba and friends to visit the gay pirate home in a day or two at the minimum IMG_2390.webp
 
StMaryPiper said:
Styx is using black magic again to free his friends from prison. Expect Bubba and friends to visit the gay pirate home in a day or two at the minimum
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styx - wannabe gay pirate captain has conjured his dark stole-ass demon magic to bust his prison butt-buddies out - not for some epic loot - but so they could storm his shabby hideout and take turns jackhammering his sorry ass like it’s the grand finale of a jailhouse gangbang. guess that's why they couldn't wait to escape - styx's boney rump-crease is their favorite port of call and it has all the booty they are looking for.
 
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we're at page 404 - i thought this was a page not found error in my tab list
no
we actually have 404 pages on this cringe gay pirate prison bitch lolcow
 
All clips from today's livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2gA1QdQdHU (archive.ph)(720p pomf.lain.la archive.org)

00:03:38-00:03:50

Styx announces his dad is mowing the grass. I guess you don't have to do yardwork when you pay the tax bill and command mother.

00:06:49-00:09:43

Nothing noteworthy, I just wanted to take a clip of the current sponsors for people who view the thread in the distant future.

00:12:01-00:12:15


00:13:14-00:14:01

Water and Red Bull, the only things you need.

00:14:02-00:14:36

"I don't understand why so many people have a fucking problem with him (Quarterpounder), seems the same about Razorfist"

00:15:14-00:16:04

Styx doesn't owe Quarterpounder any money, he's paid back the entire bond and then some. "What am I going to do, command him to rehire me?"

00:18:14-00:19:11

"I did not see where Jeremy said I was a substance abuser."

00:19:25-00:21:05

"Yeah I am a substance abuser, give me more caffeine"
Heroin nap? "Never touched the stuff, I've never used a hard drug in my life"
Jeremy has not been ignoring his DMs since firing him.
Biltong time!
Styx doesn't use energy drinks in the afternoon and evening, so that's definitely why he can't sleep.

00:21:36-00:25:24

That pink thing is not a dildo.
"To be clear, I am not on intoxicating substances"

At that point, I had enough and had to tap out. There's no way I could tolerate another hour of this mind numbing content. You'll notice at the start of the stream, his fingers are already stained by the Biltong. Also after he eats the Biltong during the stream, he appears to wipe his hands on his pants like an uncouth savage. Disgusting.
 
mickrussom said:
Bota Mini Chardonnay (500mL Tetra Pak) - Walmart $4.99
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But how much is it at Tenny Brook Market?

clipartfan92 said:
At that point, I had enough and had to tap out. There's no way I could tolerate another hour of this mind numbing content.
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No problem, but you missed some big ones:

Styx "defiled", "destroyed" a public bathroom once. And he can be trusted to flush the toilet at home? He's complained about having to clean the female bathroom at one of his colleges. Was this incident(s) before that or after?:


Magic talk, he's still at it:


Would he really see the women's area of the jail without pretending to be a woman? I don't know, but women's prison is not for him:


clipartfan92 said:
You'll notice at the start of the stream, his fingers are already stained by the Biltong. Also after he eats the Biltong during the stream, he appears to wipe his hands on his pants like an uncouth savage. Disgusting.
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He definitely stuck his fingers back into the jar more later in the stream. He claims to be terribly afraid of food borne illness, but doesn't mind introducing bacteria repeatedly to his jars. Hopefully it's salty enough to withstand that.
 
"Remember friends, the next time you open your fridge for a cold one, and find that it's empty, head down to your local Bota Box dealer today, Grab a twelve pack of Bota Box Chardonnay, the Youtube content creator alcohol of choice since 2023. Tell em Styx sent you" -read aloud in a 1950's radio/TV ad style voice
 
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