🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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You know, he shouldn't get too cocky about chaos magic in NOLA this weekend, what with the jailbreak and Nottaway burning. I just got back from there yesterday, heh, heh, heh.
And now a quasi Satanist blows up a fertility clinic, and a massive ship with ratings manning the yardarms crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge. Our buck-toothed Captain Morgan megalomaniac will be taking credit for all of that, too.
 
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would love to get both Tarl and Sam's mug shots and create a good meme!!!!
 

A couple of nuggets here:

1. Thinks Joe Biden is 84, not 82. Better than thinking Ratzinger is still alive, I suppose.
2. Says, and I quote, "Like, if I get to that age [84], and I won't, by the way." Nice to see Tarl being so optimistic about himself!
3. Doesn't seem to know the difference between having leukemia and prostate cancer just spreading to your bones.
 
Hack Sparrow
fuckin' lol

Jesus Christ.

Whats with this fake pirate brogue he is trying to put on?

should be blarrdy , not bloody, if he is going for the pirate schtick

the ai slop is nigger tier, typical styx/clankers work. you figure after using a computer daily for nearly 20 years you could figure out how to use some software.

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But how much is it at Tenny Brook Market?
I dont know, that package store might be way too much for butt-pirate tarl's wallet after his shyster lawyer cleaned him out.

Just look, beer at about a buck a can and wine in actual bottles costing around $12. thats wayy too much for poor pirate tarl.

but it seems the bota box is $20.60 per 3L, so a 500ml apportionment of that 3L would be the paltry sum of $3.43 - maybe you're right, could TenneyBrook store for bumpkin boozehounds offer more of a deal for bumwine ( https://www.bumwine.com/ ) and box wine than even the mighty walmart?

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Odometer rolls backward.
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buck-toothed Captain Morgan
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would love to get both Tarl and Sam's mug shots and create a good meme!!!!
yeah, i wish i knew how to FOIA mugs.

apparently she "assaulted" dylan and is probably going to lose custody of the kids

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
2:00 PM
Family/Criminal Courtroom 3 - Second Floor
Dylan Beaudry v. Samantha Keister
23-DM-01825 Domestic
Parental Rights & Responsibilities Final Hearing
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister ( Steven J. Howard )
OCS Intervenor - Office of Child Support Southwest Region ( Sarah Reed )

Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMBLE!


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sam's laywer:
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dylan's lawyer
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Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMBLE!
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Hope you're up on your Styx lore if you want to hang out with the other 10 users on clankers.net.

Can you believe there are people who would want to try and pass the Bridge of Death guarded by The Old Man From Scene 24 - imagine being gatekept from hanging out with other styx acolytes.

FFS.


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Hope you're up on your Styx lore if you want to hang out with the other 10 users on clankers.net.
What? You actually have to answer this to be admitted? WTF - Interests and Hobbies required? That's hilarious.
1) Ketchup, peanut butter, candy corn 2) Wasted Bonehead, Sigil Stone 3) Sleazy P Martini (Alternate: ScamZPaul?) 4)Sargon of Assmad 5) Pixel Planet 6)Interests and Hobbies: clanking, gardening, watching Styx videos, reading Styx books, dropping vices + learning skills

(These things are old, the newest is the sandwich. What if you're a new fan (I know he doesn't get new fans) and you hear about this and want to join and you cannot? You'd be up SHIT creek.)

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
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So this is from stuff in 2023?

sam's laywer:
How time flies.
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This guy saw the sailboat, grew up and became a lawyer.
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You know it's going to be a great schizo video from Styx when he describes himself as a "vampirate" in the first 10 seconds. He also goes into his use of blood rituals, crystals, and sucking the life out of every room he enters to sustain himself.


Edit: Oh and to top it off, at around 3:45 he demonstrates "firing energy" out of his body by meditating. I watched this guy back in 2015 when he was far more occult focused and I don't remember him being this fucking nutzo.
 
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You know it's going to be a great schizo video from Styx when he describes himself as a "vampirate" in the first 10 seconds. He also goes into his use of blood rituals, crystals, and sucking the life out of every room he enters to sustain himself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SMQPjac74CQ
Guy makes me feel an unironic urge to grab my Bible and drive a wooden stake through his heart. Like the urge to obliterate a cockroach that skitters across your kitchen floor when you go for a late night snack.
 
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