🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Tarl had better command Mom to STFU.

It'd be interesting to read some of the other comments from the account, but it sounds too on-the-nose.

 

[Vassal]

Pretty sure I remember Tarl mentioning that his mum watches his videos/some of his videos, so while the account might be fake, it would be interesting to hear his mum's takes on his regression.

 

[anscochrome]

4/16/25
Tarl had better command Mom to STFU.

The grabs are a bit out of order, but deathbyastonishment5798 claim's to be Tarl's concerned mother, and another commenter thinks that the accounts lengthy subscription and dozens of comments are consistent with motherly interest.
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Read the Palms of David? Isn't soothsaying and divination expressly prohibited in the Old Testament? bu-dum-bum crash!

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Pretty sure I remember Tarl mentioning that his mum watches his videos/some of his videos, so while the account might be fake, it would be interesting to hear his mum's takes on his regression.

An unspoken parental opinion might be the increasing mom and dad interruptions heard from the other side of the door during livestreams, particularly the ends of livestreams. I only spot-check these streams (because I work for a living and am not a masochist), but they keep happening.

Read the Palms of David? Isn't soothsaying and divination expressly prohibited in the Old Testament? bu-dum-bum crash!

That was a separate comment I failed to crop. I was operating on only one cylinder after a long day.

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

An unspoken parental opinion might be the increasing mom and dad interruptions heard from the other side of the door during livestreams, particularly the ends of livestreams. I only spot-check these streams (because I work for a living and am not a masochist), but they keep happening.

I usually troll him while my son is eating breakfast/lunch because I didn’t abandon my kid and also work for a living. I caught some of a steam the other day and was trolling on my YouTube account, he responded quite a bit (for free), claimed “I know who you are btw”.

I feel some chaos magic coming my way soon.

Pretty sure I remember Tarl mentioning that his mum watches his videos/some of his videos, so while the account might be fake, it would be interesting to hear his mum's takes on his regression.

Wouldn’t surprise me, his mom mostly just posts boomer memes on Facebook.

 

[PsychoSam]

I find this interesting looking up 444 Chassana drive, it lists anyone who lived there. well you can clearly see Mom, Dad, and Tarl listed as relatives but Meg isn't listed on any of them. Is it really a sibling to Tarl was she adopted? Or is she really an ex of Tarl's? as you can see Sam is also listed as having once lived there, but has no relatives but a whole lot of addresses listed.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I find this interesting looking up 444 Chassana drive, it lists anyone who lived there. well you can clearly see Mom, Dad, and Tarl listed as relatives but Meg isn't listed on any of them. Is it really a sibling to Tarl was she adopted? Or is she really an ex of Tarl's? as you can see Sam is also listed as having once lived there, but has no relatives but a whole lot of addresses listed.

Is she the one Tarl was wildly inappropriately spooning in a piss soaked bed? She does have that wonky Warwick phenotype, maybe she's a cousin or something close like that.

 

[Vassal]

Is she the one Tarl was wildly inappropriately spooning in a piss soaked bed? She does have that wonky Warwick phenotype, maybe she's a cousin or something close like that.

Wasn't it Meg's kid that Tarl had supposedly spooned with? His "niece"? Because the kid pissed the bed and Tarl allegedly has a piss fetish. Man, the first post needs to be updated with a full list of all the shenanigans that's been going on.

 

[F95]

I find this interesting looking up 444 Chassana drive, it lists anyone who lived there. well you can clearly see Mom, Dad, and Tarl listed as relatives but Meg isn't listed on any of them. Is it really a sibling to Tarl was she adopted? Or is she really an ex of Tarl's? as you can see Sam is also listed as having once lived there, but has no relatives but a whole lot of addresses listed.

Meg is an ex-girlfriend who ended up staying friends with Tarl and family. She married a Muslim, converted, and apparently lives in a nearby city.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

Notable clips w/ timestamps for the 4/14/2025 Stream: Monday LIVE: Cory Booker, Another Would-be Trump Assassin, China and the Tariff War, etc
Part 2 Troll feeding, Why he Seethes & other notable clips

1:27:24 - 1:28:29 AND 1:29:04 -1:31:25 And 1:31:45- 1:33:10 Minecraft, Rocky horror picture show & Marilyn Manson

Wants to go see the movie because people have been bringing in chickens, which he finds hilarious. Styx tells his audience "I've been playing Minecraft since before you were born" in an elderly voice, been playing since 2008. " I'm old as Fuck, Well Shit"
Later, Styx compares the Minecraft movie's shananagans to the Rocky horror picture show where people " toast at the screen and weird shit like that", and wants to buy chickens to join in the fun. Tarl wants to go to a Rocky horror picture show at midnight, which is one of the things on his bucket list. styx666 checks live if there is a showing in New Orleans, and cant find it. Muses what he can bring:
" ...could certainly bring toast, and toilet paper ,and all of the other accuchants, that would be so fun". Concerned clanker if he is going to die soon, Styx, after a pause, reassures him it he will not die anytime soon dramatically ( larping like he is in a old fashioned movie):
"I'm sorry, but don't get yourself uh worked up... I've had more fun in my lifetime than a person should be ALLOWED to have... Just saying"
Later, a commenter notes Marilyn Manson is playing the Fillmore in New Orleans, shocking sticks666. Styx States it is one day before his court date, and he is going to it. Styx also may see the Minecraft movie, comparing it to the new snow white and something to laugh at.

1:28:30 - 29:04 AND 2:00:05- 2:00:37 His house

Immediately after saying "I'm old as Fuck, Well Shit", Styx gets asked about moving out of his parents house. Tarl Warwick Responds:
"It's my house... I like living with my parents... I can travel wherever I want, I can do whatever I want. There are no rules... in my world there are no limits or laws.... If you get that reference you'll understand"
Towards the end of the livestream, Styx tries to convince the trolls he isn't a bum, isn't drunk, and Styx states pays the property taxes for the property.

Spoiler: Concern

quotes from the Friday stream:
" it's topical in nature don't tell nobody. if somebody punches me I'm not going to call the goddamn cops "
"if someone else antagonizes me however or attempts to attack anyone that I care about I will absolutely destroy them"
Combine this with an earlier quote in this stream
"If I tell you "Don't FUCKING Touch ME! ", and you do so much as flick your finger on me, I will punch you in the face.[Shrugs] Just the way that it is, and I'm perfectly Justified in doing so. I have told told you do not touch me, you have just touched me, you are violating my rights. just the way that it is"
And this considering he could do whatever he wants, and topical hits are on the table, and he has domestic abuse charges, It paints a very bleak picture for his family. From an outside perspective, its seems that he is the king of his castle, and they do what he says... or else. I do not know what is happen if they disobey, but given every rumor and archived clip documented here, it paints a really bad picture for the people living with a stressed out Tarl Warwick, especially when he loses his temper.

1:31:26- 1:31:45 Bragging to the trolls

Someone called Andy remarks on the cringe arc styx while insulting his intelligence, and Styx reads it, not taking it well:
"i've sold a half a million copies of my books. what have you accomplished? Go Fuck yourself"

1:33:12- 1:33:26 Doesnt care

Addresses troll named andy, stating he doesn't give a fuck.

1:34:02 - 1:35:06 Salty unemployed pirate who cares about stuff

Someone comments on his unemployed status is the reason he has nothing to do, which leads to to styxhexenhammer666 bragging:
"yeah no I've only sold a half a million books and I have almost a half a billion views just on YouTube alone, I haven't accomplished anything... See this is why when people criticize me I just chuckle... Fucken holess"
Another commenter asks what he cares about. Here is his list:

• His family
• His friends
• cooking yummy food
• Pussy
• gardening
• all sorts of stuff

Then he comments on the user who said he didn't have a job in a condescending gay tone: "Two six Romeo is sad, you cry little Bitchboy. Hmm... You're lucky that I don't believe in banning people"

1:36:45 - 1:37:24 Likes Smugly poking his trolls

Commenter andy: "leaving your wife and child to live in your parents' house while crashing out live on YouTube is real productive"
Styxhexenhammer666: "hmm interesting. i've made $200 in the last hour. Again what have you accomplished? [Shrug]... [reads comment feed] Heh Loser hehaha sometimes I like engaging with these people I find it amusing."

1:38:07- 1:40:16 More troll feeding and Playing the victim of Kino Casino

Someone donated to spite the trolls, Styx thanks them, stating he is not grifting, he is just doing the same thing for 15 years, and will not ban his trolls due to respecting freedom of speech. Addressing a troll, the audience learns that that is Styx666's office, not bedroom, and likes piracy all around him, not wanting anything different. Styx666 Laughs at the troll telling him he cant ride a bike, and then the troll gets serious, telling Styx he was a fan until he became a Lolcow, and Andy did not betray Styx. Styx insists Andy did, playing ignorance on why PPP dislikes him:
"He seems to have but I mean he has his own opinions still respect the dude i still like his content creation it's just his you know co-pilot there uh with me i don't even know why i had never even talked to the dude i didn't even know he existed all of a sudden he just lights into me. iIm like whoa whoa what what the Hell is happening? I didn't understand it at all "

Spoiler: Remark

PPP has explicitly said why he dislikes styx, Styx666 is too lazy to do his own research or strategically playing ignorance to gain sympathy for those who still trusts him.

1:40:10- 1:42:33 Pity party Styx

Styx states streaming is lucrative, then addresses the drug concerns. Its chronic insomniac and the lack of sleep is the reson he acts like this, running on 3 hrs. of sleep last night, infotainment for his audience, and "I'm running himself into the ground". The stress (does not say what causes stress) is not helping him. Fell asleep watching "Last Man on Earth with Vincent Price"

Spoiler: Remark

Styx refuses to go to a doctor to get this shit out sorted out, and wants people to feel sorry for him... even though he refuses to seek medical attention for his self diagnosed insomnia and self proclaimed insanity.

1:42:55 - 1:46:48 Didn't get fired, was layed off & Troll Tendies w/ side of Kino Casino cope

Explains that he wasn't fired, got laided off, with all of his co-hosts. Styx will respect him even if he did, and "never turn on him" Stays loyal because Quartering owes styx666 a favor. Styx still wants to do it for free. Troll remarks he could not get bail after selling so many books, triggering the Grammar Nazi in Styx666 and explains how he couldn't get bail due to him being in jail. Notable quote from styx666:
Commenter: "Command your mommy" , Styx66: "heh i'm sure that the Kino folks will be very happy about this. it's fine .... Watered down sprite is fucking terrible"
Commenter: "mommy bail me out and bring me tendies", Styx666: " I could use some chicken tenders as long as it's with honey mustard and ketchup mixed together.......I need a cup of coffee, some chicken Tendies, some ketchup and honey mustard, Reee I need it now"
Goes with the No U excuse for people accusing him of being on substances.

1:46:58 - 1:49:52 Simply Sarah Eulogy

1:56:43- 2:00:04 Proper unboxing video

Styx does a proper unboxing video, forgetting he did do a crappy unboxing video before just a few days ago. Its meat from his sponsor, reading a letter that came in the box, and he starts eating the meat products in the box in this ad read. He is speaking while eating.

2:00:37- 2:03:09 Ozzy Osborn Impression

Styx does a Ozzy Impression..
his slow chat response:



2:03:18- 2:03:27 knows his troll, vague threat

Styx Claims to know one of his trolls (commenter 26 Romeo):
"I know who you are by the way. you'll get yours" (slurs the your so it sounds like go)
Edit: Apparently that was @Stinks Abandoned Daughter, as they claimed it was them. I didn't see the post before posting.

2:03:44 2:06:16 Styx is an "Acquired Taste" (Taste of being an individual lunacy)

Notes his humor is an acquired taste: some people love him for his pirate outfit / Ozzy impression, others dont And reminds people that he doesn't care. Someone brings up his dox, and he did that about it 10 years ago. A bit more of a ozzy impression and lots of dead air. Goes on a rant about "individuals" and should not be victimized for it. He wants to dress up as a pirate. Notes his camera and microphone are not great after reading a comment about them. Then note that " all you have to do is be yourself" and then does a verry, very poor Mr Rodgers impression.

2:07:32 - 2:10:15 Feeding the trolls, took his guns tale, (bait)

Styx continues to feed the trolls (due to the very low pace of his livestream chat) and recalls how the government took his guns after someone accuses him of not turning in all his guns. "yeah I conformed to the law to the absolute letter i did what I had to do"

Disclaimer/ Warning: This post is for archival purposes only. Do not Harass, visit, call the cops on, or sleep with this person, as he is armed, dangerous, and mentally ill. It goes against site rules to touch the cows, Leave the investigations to the cops. It is best to not get yourself involved in legal issues with a Lolcow.

2:11:40 - 2:16:19 New Orleans Trip date & Why he seethes so hard.

Styx states he will come back to New Orleans in less than a week, and has a cut and dry case, and will probably get a slap on the wrist at worst with a plea deal. If not, everything is dropped and:
"yeah you wasted $30,000 defending a case that NEVER should have been brought in the first place, how wonderful, That's probably what's going to happen I'm going to laugh incessantly about that then I'm going to go down Bourbon Street and just raise
hell. There's nothing else to do..."
Then tells his audience how he needed to sell / get rid of every single gun and he will not be getting them back anytime soon. Goes on how you shouldn't have to shut the fuck up, but the legal system is unfair and you have to.
This Quote stood out:
"...don't say any Fuckin thing to anyone. It's the last thing that you want to do you know you hang yourself legally you might be completely innocent and you're like "Well I didn't do anything wrong." and all of a sudden you get charged with five or six different crimes. Ah shit, now you have to defend yourself paying $20,00-$30,000 in the process this is what I've experienced "
Edit: Overlooked this styx666 Quote:
"until these cases are over and expunged, I can't own firearms"

2:16:26 - 2:20:41 pre prison prep / legal advice from styx, his experiences, & Silver stash

Styx goes on explaining his experiences with the law, and gives advice on what you should do before going to jail using his experiences to educate his audience. Notes Kino Casino fans are watching him right now. Mentions $5,000 worth of silver he owns, (but does not say if it is burred treasure)

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Wasn't it Meg's kid that Tarl had supposedly spooned with? His "niece"? Because the kid pissed the bed and Tarl allegedly has a piss fetish. Man, the first post needs to be updated with a full list of all the shenanigans that's been going on.

OP having zero mentions of drugs, league of BPD exes, busting ribs and chasing hoes with swords and getting bum fucked by Tyrese in prison is wrong buddy. It needs some serious update and i think i said that in this current state the OP is a time capsule to his glory days, we are long past those days. It really gives a wrong picture of him for potential newbies.

But that shit with his "niece" is beyond cooked, i wouldn't even be surprised if its real because of his regular mentions of "scatological" humor and pseudo admitting to your computer being filled with literal scat stuff.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

is it going to such a mid-life crisis that he's dressing like a gay homosexual male porn star who is a guy who's starring in a porn about gay butt pirates who are Libertarians

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I just watched a couple of clips of Tarl moaning and talking through mouthfuls of jerky and otherwise talking like a faggot playing Tarl Warwick in a drag show, and decided that enough's enough. He has to be sent to the delousing showers.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Is there anybody in the libertarian party who doesn't look like someone who should be on the sex offender registry or actually doesn't dress like a 5 year old who stole his dad's suit.
Or a gay male prostitute seriously people should really take libertarianism seriously i'll take it seriously as soon as these people stop dressing like a bunch of Clowns

 

[anscochrome]

I feel some chaos magic coming my way soon.

Tarl dost sayeth, "I know who you are. You'll get yours........" A not so veiled threat toward you? Whoa Buddy!

 

[Locust Day]

Does anyone know where I can listen to Styx's old synth music? I've only been able to find the song "Never leave me alone" on YouTube recently. Lyrics, to the best of my ability:

My dear, I'm wanting you / My dear, too far to be / My dear, inside my eyes / I'm blind, you shine so bright / My dear, take me apart / My clothes, tear them all off / My dear, under your skin / This is where I want to be

In your eyes / Paradise / For all time / It's so right / Never leave me / Never leave me alone

My dear, give me your heart / Your love, so sweet and sharp / Your bombshell cherry white smile / Shining at me all the while / Never leave me alone / I want your breath upon / My neck and both of my arms / Give me all that you have got / No risk in true love we fall

He had a bunch of other songs, though. One was titled "Propaganda," as I recall. They were all pure cringe.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXTaBbYWvK8&pp=ygUeU3R5eGhleGVuaGFtbWVyLm5ldmVyIGxlYXZlIG1l

 

[clipartfan92]

He had a bunch of other songs, though.

He has some songs on this old channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@FatHawaiianMan (archive.ph)

 

[W@rui]

Why does God (capital g) need to pray to an owl god?

 

[Vassal]

Why does God (capital g) need to pray to an owl god?
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Aside from the fact that his entire persona is/was to piss of Christians, doesn't he "just" have a pact with the owl rather than worship it?

 

[Commander X]

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