🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Adroc Thurston said:
I guess he got demoted to the floor! (pulled from his latest YT videos):
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He also mentioned some imaginary clankers and a new victi.. "girlfriend" on these videos. One part i liked is how he described N'Orleans as never ending hell on earth party.

Im pretty sure he also used that street banana he found, gave it a good sniff atleast.
 
His new video is bananas: The New Orleans Experience, Day One ft. Carrots, Clankers, and Courts
Things styx666 talks about in the video:

- Talks about a carrot he found on the street, thinks its a sex toy. Posts about it on twitter.
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- 20 plus people making fun of him, calling him Jack Sparrow, and thinks its cool. Encourages others to dress like a pirate in New Orleans.
- Styx claims New Orleans is like hell, partying 24/7 and something weird is always happening in that city
- Quote: "got a shakedown by a dude in a wheelchair and I'm like you hand him five bucks "
- talks about food. A lot.
- Still implies he killed the DA with his magic, saying "It's Very Memetic" in a smug fashion.
- Notes nothing is free, and people try to sell you stuff aggressively.

Some comment from the video. Comments were divided between remakes about New Orleans, dunking oon styx666 and / or remarking Styx being similar to king cobra js, food comments, and remarking on the carrot in some fashion.
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These are some comments Styx Favored:
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I like the idea of his finding a carrot on Canal St. and thinking that it was used as a marital aid. Really? It's just produce thrown from a parade, of which there are many.

And I like the poster who said that the carrot was the NOLA Blarney Stone, and that you have to kiss it.

As for Tarl, what a fucking drudge. He went back to Bourbon St.  again? One or two passes will do for a lifetime, unless you like drinking hurricanes, buying T-shirts, and getting hustled by bums.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I like the idea of his finding a carrot on Canal St. and thinking that it was used as a marital aid. Really? It's just produce thrown from a parade, of which there are many.
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The man's got two failed marriages on his back, he's probably well acquainted with what marital aid looks like after use.
 
Turquoise said:
Things Tarl cares about:
  • His family
  • His friends Lie. He doesn't have any friends. Or leave the house.
  • cooking yummy food Lie. We've seen his cooking.
  • Pussy
  • gardening Lie. We've seen his shitty neglected garden.
  • all sorts of stuff Lie. The only other stuff is and I don't even think he reads them anymore.

He likes pussy and his mom's cooking.
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He claims he likes pussy and his mom's cooking, but with that wardrobe and his strange articulations, seems like he's dodging snatch and turning into a pole smoker.
 
TulpaTownW said:
Alright well styx's name did not appear on the docket list for the magistrate court which he was originally scheduled to appear in today. I havn't gotten an email back from the court on his new court date. Also, the zoom thing seems to be one of these things they drag you into the meeting if you are the defendant, so it doesnt look open to the public at all.


his tweets seem to indicate he flew there only to be told his court date got moved


the two pairs of glasses thing is absurd. he should just get prescription sunglasses.
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Docketmaster updated this afternoon.

04/22/2025
>DEFENSE COUNSEL JARRED BRADLEY APPEARED WITHOUT DEFENDANT, TARL
E WARWICK FOR TRIAL DEFENDANT AND ALLEGED VICTIM IN THIS MATTER
ARE NON-LOUISIANA RESIDENTS... >TRIAL CONTINUED TO 06/18/25 IN
SECTION M1. >NOTIFY DEF.COUNSEL. >DNOC.
 
These long pauses between court dates always disappoint the Schadenfreude fans at this site, but don't worry. Tarl will perform a couple of additional acts of stupidity between now and the next court date.
 
My thoughts are that Tarl hasn't left the hotel room since he got to NOLA. He most likely doordashed food deliveries and walked down to the front desk and ask to see their lost and found and the only pair of sunglasses left behind were woman's. what a dork!! In the meantime Samantha is upset her ex husband finally moved on. Wait!!! She is still married???
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PsychoSam said:
My thoughts are that Tarl hasn't left the hotel room since he got to NOLA. He most likely doordashed food deliveries and walked down to the front desk and ask to see their lost and found and the only pair of sunglasses left behind were woman's. what a dork!! In the meantime Samantha is upset her ex husband finally moved on. Wait!!! She is still married???
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She's done what most females do without effort and expects some kind of deference for it from a man who washed his hands of her ways? Golden Uterus Syndrome. I'd love to see her fend for herself in a pack of infertile women. They're fierce and very contemptuous of "gumball machines" like Sam. That would make great reality TV.

Tarl did say he hit Bourbon Strret for the umpteenth time. Said he was the only sober one there, while slurring and blinking eyes that looked like welts. I swear I also saw him look over his laptop camera and flash some kind of nonverbal love language at some companion. Maybe he's tapped another crazy cougar from his supply. To act as a withered, spackle-snatched escort. Or melon-vaginaed. I don't know which.
 
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Oh boy, I have a rather good idea of where he is staying.

pic with the stuff on the desk is just to show the leg design on the desk. Room picture is what I believe to be the room or room style for this hotel.
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Thoughts?
 
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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Looks possible. Broadly your first pic since the door is right there, and the second is more exactly a possibility. Is it cheaper than the one he stayed in last October?
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The picture with the bags on the table is from a different style room, but it was to show that the desk legs are the same along with the desk design itself. You know how hotels are. Got to fill all the rooms with furniture so it is pretty much the same furniture for every room.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
She's done what most females do without effort and expects some kind of deference for it from a man who washed his hands of her ways? Golden Uterus Syndrome. I'd love to see her fend for herself in a pack of infertile women. They're fierce and very contemptuous of "gumball machines" like Sam.
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I would be mad too if I was incapable of doing things that a "gumball machine" woman like myself are able to do seemingly effortlessly.
 
TulpaTownW said:
the two pairs of glasses thing is absurd. he should just get prescription sunglasses.
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he probably doesnt have the money and or the temerity to brave a ophthalmologist appointment.

natehiggers321 said:
With enough alcohol, social anxiety is irrelevant.
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problem is if alcohol is used to medicate this condition the bounce is severe - meaning it alleviates anxiety at the time of consumption but makes the anxiety worse at all other times.
 
mickrussom said:
problem is if alcohol is used to medicate this condition the bounce is severe - meaning it alleviates anxiety at the time of consumption but makes the anxiety worse at all other times.
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If he is a longtime daily drinker, the rebound anxiety could start kicking in at a relatively high BAC. Then at some point, he would be in for a wild ride. Either keep on drinking, or have grand mal seizures as your BAC drops.
 
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