🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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>Wizard admonishes faith in favor of wild magic
>Wizard attempts to cast spell
>Casts against self somehow
>Cover scar from magic gone wrong with edgy glove
>Wizard admonishes faith in favor of wild magic

Typical Wizard L, Typical Paladin W.
Just another day in the Sword Coast, I guess???
 
Having taken a closer look at the flail he's been showing off lately, the chain is too long to be safe. You usually want the chain to be shorter than where you hold it so you don't hurt yourself because you can never predict where that thing is going to bounce.
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I bet he tried to smash the blood vile with his flail and it bounced back and hit him.
Ah fuck, how funny would it have been if he went to smash the vial , he swung it too high and it bashed him in the head , like a Looney tunes cartoon
 
See, How I've always kind of understood why mainly women practice "witchcraft" boils down to this. My theory is that while men were off facing off against sabertooth tigers and chasing down woolly mammoths, All the women sat around camp had to come up with the mystical woo-woo "I can make magic happen with plants and waving around a stick" to make them feel like the most powerful woman in the group.

That's Tarl. The weak, effeminate, can't hunt, can't fight, grasping at anything he can to imply strength, tosspot that gets left behind in the cave with the other women and children.

Shove as many sage bundles up your arse as you like fag. It won't turn you into Gandalf.
Actually, the main purpose was 2 things, a medicine woman and a religious practicioner. Many women in multiple cultures often did the sacrifices or prayers for a bountiful harvest, a safe birth or for a deceased loved one to find their way into the afterlife.
Men would pray for victories in a hunt, battle, or for the gods to choose the newest leader, if they lived by that rule.

The healing aspect goes back an incredibly long ways, and has roots as recently as the 1700s with something called kitchen witches. These are known as the local healer, medicine woman, or "white witch".
Their job was creating recipes and tonics that helped with certain illnesses, pains, or even abortificents. And some are proven to work, things like red clover and certain weeds can induce an abortion. Garlic, carrot flowers, hazel and some types of tree root (like liccorice root) are proven to help with aleviating signs of illness.
For things like tooth pain, some stuff like clover oil is still used as a pain killer, venoms (where the term snake oil came from, the catch is the mexicans didn't have specific names for snakes, so european settlers took that to mean any snake, when it needed to be a venomous one soaked in liquor. It was supposed to be a specific one, diamond back or some such)
There was also the job of religious guidence of the gods, prayer for fertility, future sight or sight women/oracles, there were loads of actual, documented reasoning for magic. It was anything we could not explain, some modern tech is even jokingly called magic because the average person has no idea how it works, but that was just the explaination. That or a miracle from god.

And what we used to call magic, what worked is what's used in modern medicine. Snake venom is used in anti coagulants or blood pressure medications, for example.
What didn't work was dismissed as woo, but the main, argueably most important reason, was to give people a sense of comfort and help. While some stuff didn't physically work, it did in the short term due to how powerful the placebo effect works.
 
Yet another clinically insane Hapa. I swear to god the mixture of east Asian and European genetics just drive people insane.
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Nigga looks like he was drawn by Chuck Jones.
 
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
I admit the Church of Satan is funny tho
Like when they told Westboro to fuck off. Also there's Taylor Swift's previous form as Zenia LaVey.
 
@neger psykolog Yes, she has posted here in the past. She is a confirmed ex. WHEN she provides information it is truthful and accurate. Unfortunately she had a history of pulling the long long long long tease which frustrated everyone.

I wonder about the STD claim. That is new and I haven't heard anything about it. Did @Laylithe catch it, or did she abandon ship in time? I would be shocked if this is the first time the poon hound caught an STD. Get yourself checked just to be safe.

Jade publicly stated that she went to Holland so that Tarls wife could apologize to her? LMFAO FOR WHAT? She should be the one apologizing for interfering in 2 marriages instead of worrying about herself and finding her own man. I'm being a slight hypocrite in saying this, I'm aware.

Also, I'm so confused as to how being fucked and dumped at the local airport is considered dating. She met his parents, thinks his dad is half-jap because I misinformed Julian (the former tranny obsessed with me because his childhood friend raped me at 15 instead of buttfucking him) ok cool that doesn't make you an ex Naijella. Spending the rest of your life targeting one man you invested your time in isn't going to help you find another man to grow older with.
 
Jade publicly stated that she went to Holland so that Tarls wife could apologize to her? LMFAO FOR WHAT? She should be the one apologizing for interfering in 2 marriages instead of worrying about herself and finding her own man. I'm being a slight hypocrite in saying this, I'm aware.

I see that both you and Tarl are slamming this British Blackamoor for stalking him. She does not take rejection well, does she?
 
I see that both you and Tarl are slamming this British Blackamoor for stalking him. She does not take rejection well, does she?

I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy, I'd keep it to myself out of fear that nobody will take me seriously in the future. Especially with her cushy job in housing management.
 
I'm gonna make you call me mommy by the end of this.
By the end of WHAT???? you going to perform another ritual on next full moon?? or will you take a page from Tarl book and "cast" your own spells!! Maybe Tarl will steal some of your needle and thread and finally sew your mouth shut!!
 
By the end of WHAT???? you going to perform another ritual on next full moon?? or will you take a page from Tarl book and "cast" your own spells!! Maybe Tarl will steal some of your needle and thread and finally sew your mouth shut!!

By the end of your shtick. How long are you going to larp as Pyscho-me? You'll grow tired of it, and it will drive you to deeper levels of insanity.
 
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
It really chafes their ass when someone points out that they worship a being that lost a hillbilly from Georgia. I bet that faggot owl is just as shitty a musician.
 
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