🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Robotic Kiwi said:
He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
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HES WEARING AN ENTIRE GLOVE TO CONCEAL HIS INJURY
>casts a magic missle
>injures himself
I prayed that it would backfire and it did! This is proof god is real. Thank you jesus!! May the outcome continue to bring us all laughs
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
How do you fuck up Magic Missile!? It literally can't miss.
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As a first level spell you need an intelligence of at least 11 to cast it. Tarl has proven that the smartest he could possibly be would make him a midwit.

Meanwhile Cobes can wave his wand and give Donald Trump a circle of protection so powerful that it deflects bullets and causes online witch covens to seethe.
 
Robotic Kiwi said:
6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.
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What an absolutely cringy retard.
Catgirl Tyranid said:
How do you fuck up Magic Missile!? It literally can't miss.
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If I were GMing a D&D game and someone rolled up a hopeless character with Tarl's stats, I'd take pity and let them reroll. No use for a "wizard" with an INT of 6 and 2 HP who can't even cast magic missile without self-injuring.
 
Having taken a closer look at the flail he's been showing off lately, the chain is too long to be safe. You usually want the chain to be shorter than where you hold it so you don't hurt yourself because you can never predict where that thing is going to bounce.
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I bet he tried to smash the blood vile with his flail and it bounced back and hit him.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
I bet he tried to smash the blood vile with his flail and it bounced back and hit him.
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Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
 
Robotic Kiwi said:
Tarl Warwick produced another lunatic video: The Occult: Video 406: The Blood Moon Eclipse and I
The whole video is a cope session trying to convince people what he is doing isn't batshit insane while smugly mocking religion.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aYuaL_EOjWALikes and views:
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He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
Acknowledge it is crazy, and disjointed Convoluted what-about-ism cope on Religion. Believes Stolas is his friend.

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

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I hope its true that witcraft backfires on the caster 7 times, fuck Tarl.
 
You can tell that flail is made from shitty mall ninja materials too. Imagine being a 10000 year old demon and the one faggot actually trying to summon you is a broke balding Manlet and not a rich CEO. total Christ victory.
 
AnOminous said:
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
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You are capable of logical throughput, and recognize that Hell is a place and that to have a place it must be created, and that someone put the things in Hell down in there.
Little warlock in here looks at fire and pentagrams and admits that bargaining his eternal soul (I think he actually said that about his 'deal with the demon') for the ability to use magic. Even if 100% true, and I mean. Come on. ETERNAL DAMNATION in exchange for being a FAGGOT WHO CAN CAST MAGIC.
 
AnOminous said:
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
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In every video where he talks about his shitty magic he says something like, "I know a lot of people watching are Christians. Well if you can believe in God and angels than why is me doing magic something you can't believe" at least three times. The thing about that cope is that from what I know about the Bible, I'm pretty sure it tells you not to worship demons because they'll fuck you over. He's such a fucking moron.

So okay Styx, I'll say there's evidence of Stolas because he seems to really enjoy injuring you and humiliating you on a regular basis.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Come on. ETERNAL DAMNATION in exchange for being a FAGGOT WHO CAN CAST MAGIC.
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Imagine consigning yourself to an eternity neck deep in lava with only your head above it just so you can suck cocks forever, and in return you get the ability to injure yourself with failed spells.
 
AnOminous said:
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
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"Hey, maybe I should worship these guys who do nothing but lie about shit. Surely they'll be honest with me though... right?"
 
Mr. Manchester said:
In every video where he talks about his shitty magic he says something like, "I know a lot of people watching are Christians. Well if you can believe in God and angels than why is me doing magic something you can't believe" at least three times. The thing about that cope is that from what I know about the Bible, I'm pretty sure it tells you not to worship demons because they'll fuck you over. He's such a fucking moron.

So okay Styx, I'll say there's evidence of Stolas because he seems to really enjoy injuring you and humiliating you on a regular basis.
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"You believe that there is one God; you do well: the devils also believe, and tremble."
-James 2:19

"No, but the sacrifices of pagans are offered to demons, not to God, and I do not want you to be participants with demons. You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord’s table and the table of demons. Are we trying to arouse the Lord’s jealousy? Are we stronger than he?"
- 1 Corinthians 10:20-22
 
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