Omg ew wait manage a Walmart? No.
Walmart Managers can pull 128k in base salary and with stock options / grants/ RSUs and store performance bonuses pull in 400k.
Walmarts are interesting, the average Walmart has 10-20 million dollars of asset value (the land, the store, and all the stuff in it) and does 100 million in revenue per year average store. Gross profit margins are ~23% or so, net profit margins are ~3%.
I don't have bipolar disorder
This thread has a lot of classic BPD markers in it.
1 - intense emotional outbursts: reactions with extreme anger, sadness, or desperation. sending a barrage of emotional texts or voicemails - shifting rapidly between pleading for reconciliation and lashing out in rage.
2 - impulsive actions: they might engage in reckless behaviors to cope with the rejection - the pain of abandonment could push them to "prove" they're fine or desirable often in self-destructive ways.
3 - idealization to devaluation: one minute, they might idolize their ex, begging them to come back and reminiscing about perfect moments. the next, they could vilify them, spreading rumors or publicly trashing them - sometimes exaggerating or rewriting history to fit their emotional state.
4 - clinginess: fear of abandonment is a hallmark reaction so they might obsessively check their ex's social media - less about control and more about desperately trying to fill the void left by the ex.
5 - dramatic gestures: stage big, attention-grabbing moves - like publicly posting a tearful video to either win the ex back or punish them for leaving.
6 - splitting: they might see the ex (or themselves) in black-and-white terms. the ex is either the "worst person alive" or their "soulmate," with no in-between, and this perception could flip-flop hourly.
In my director's cut Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his demon worshipping pussy-hound ways. Sam gets her bipolar disorder under control and scores a job managing the Rutland Walmart. They move out of castle Warwick and into a double-wide trailer on a plot of Vermont farm land. They get shared custody of Sam's kids and Styx's daughter flies to Rutland every summer to help with the maple syrup harvest. Tarl and Dylan become friends and join a bowling league together. The end.
That was literally all I wanted but yeah. I don't have bipolar disorder, I have reactions to being lied to and manipulated. Omg ew wait manage a Walmart? No.
How about a
@Laylithe approved director's cut:
Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his satanic, demonic and pussy hounding ways. He apologizes to his audience for how lame and gay his show has become, and apologizes to all the clankers for becoming a basic bitch lolcow. Sam wins a smaller but significant lottery and has the foresight to not take the lump sum and work with a trusted relative to manage the wealth, she, however, does not tell Tarl about this windfall and saves this money for the sake of the children. Tarl realizes his alcohol abuse and complete lack of discipline is a huge problem, goes on a health kick, does cardio and lifts and gets into decent shape. He learns to not be a cringe lolcow loser and starts looking better, dressing better and create less but far better content without the fog of demonic thinking and alcoholic haze. This new Tarl, after a year or two, is slowly introduced to the children, and now, not being a smelly, ugly stupid sack of useless shit and much closer to a real man, they like him. Styx's daughter comes to visit, and even Elizabeth is happy to see that stupid smelly boozehound cheating cringe demon Tarl has given way to him becoming a man - and everyone spends time together. Since Tarl's content is no longer faggoty, demonic, gay and stupid, he makes a decent living allowing an ok house to be purchased so now Tarl is no longer living with mother dearest. Tarl and Dylan take a liking to one another and the children are finally exposed to a reasonably healthy and stable environment.
@Laylithe you should do a fanfic for Tarl, just like the above, and show Tarl what a smelly, stupid booze-hounding faggot loser he is being and its all because he chose to be a faggot demonic Christ hating lolcow bitch taking his audience for granted.
