Holy shit... he really IS struggling for money right now. Or drunk. Or both.
What is the "timestamp" for when they appear in the 1939 version of "The Wizard of Oz"? I want to be able to pick them out from the stunt extras merely wearing costumes.
I think he's semi-successfully fighting his Cap'm Savaho tendencies.
Tarl casting hexes with a stolen vial of blood and cheap children's instrument was NOT on my Bingo card. Lmao!
And a giant rock of crack. You forgot that. But it is finally a valid non-ETOH excuse for his nocturnal squirreliness.
Every dad who blames his fart on the dog (or toddler for that matter) does so with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. You know it was you, your wife knows it was you, after the initial confusion your toddler knows it was you.
Literal crystal voo-doo horseshit.
This is MOSTLY accurate. The distinctions is they are NOT from a thirst perspective or anything like that, that idea is horrifying to me, but rather from the perspective of just trying to impart *any* level of reason on her. She is so divorced from anything approaching actual reason, the SLIGHTEST of improvement on her part would be an incredible win proportionally. I do feel compelled to give devil's advocacy to subjects of dogpiles, even if they are in a mitigation capacity rather than an exoneratory capacity. I want to see her face just consequences for her misdeeds, but I don't want that to be the product of mob outrage, however justified that outrage may be. Nobody is on her side (including myself) for good reason, but I still have a desire to provide devil's advocacy for the worst offenders, if only because that effectively demonstrates that even their steelmanned position is abhorrent. Also, I genuinely believe she is the lesser evil against Tarl and if she can ascribe greater consequences to him, I am amenable to mitigating consequences to her. Of course, that all goes out the window when you won't even fill the paperwork out. That's where I genuinely lost my temper.
And His Stole-assness The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Chasanna in Rutlandshire on the East Creek River can replace his "useless" youtube play button with stole-ass. The smelly unwashed wife beating child abandoning phone throwing idiot no-gunner fudd with a flail is going to replace his youtube play button with stolas modeled in the style of hazbin helluva fuck-ass artwork style.
There is . It's called spending time with your fucking kids . You will regret not doing it and missing time and periods of their growth and development.
I would say its very rare to get what looks to be the real ex-girlfriends and ex-wives of a lolcow come out and liberally take a giant shit on the lolcow for the farms. This is too good to pass up. Its like the forum version of tiger king in some ways. Well, Joe Exotic got a lot more out of life than The Dark Lord Tarl Ward Rackley of Rutlandshire - but its really rare to find someone as crazy as Tiger King.
Maybe he could stage an event where all the women whom he fucked over come and beat him on video for a sum of money.
I hate to break it to you, but Tarl might have peaked just over 100k and that should mean something for a guy living at home, but given his constant kvetching about money (and why would a Dark Lord Wizard Warlock such as Tarl not simply conjure more cash?) . I think he might be "Rutland Rich" but not for much longer. And if the legal systems bleed him dry with all the lawyer shit, there wont be much left for you. I would suggest that there is nothing left in Tarl's tank. I think he is working off his debt with Jeremy Hamburgular so the minute Tarl's use on QuarterPounders shit podcast is no longer a monetary plus for BigBoyJeremy, Tarl is fucked. Also six figures used to mean something when 100k was a lot of money. 100k these days barely covers insurance + utilities and a super low interest rate mortgage on a reasonably sized modern or nice house in a decent neighborhood without a lot of darkness.
At the time this was written, most parents would be working and most kids would be in school ...
So what you're saying is you want to inflict a retarded, sadistic, demon-worshipping drug-addicted homosexual psychopath on your kids. Find them a real dad you idiot.
Hey that’s that blood vial… @Laylithe does he mean not harmed by you, or was this to harm you back?
The kids have a dad in their life . He got initial primary custody. She should keep her men away from the kids . And if anyone asks to meet them she should run . Jesus is not that hard . Your kids don't need to know about uncle tarl that cleans your pipes on your week without them .
